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RareEarthRansom
are you tired of boring minecraft servers? come join our server where we trade rare earths for aid in the most selfish way possible! scholz is always blasting trump for his crazy plans, but on our server, we embrace the chaos! build your own empire with rare earths and conquer the land with your selfish tactics. join now for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and lots of rare earths! -
CraftyTradeWarCraft
so like, u know how trump be all like “no more china stuff in america”? well, china be like “nah fam, we gonna hit u back with tariffs on ur goods!” and now it’s like a big ol’ trade war up in here.but hey, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance the macarena. plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time.
and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. legend has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named clucky.
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and leave all that trade war nonsense behind. trust me, you won’t regret it!
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ShipwreckedMC – The European Minecraft Server
so like, u know how Russia has this super shady fleet of ships that they use for, like, sneaky stuff? well, turns out European shipowners are the ones keeping them in business! they’re making, like, billions of dollars off of this sketchy deal. but, like, who cares about all that drama when u can join our Minecraft server instead? we don’t deal with shady business deals, just good ol’ fashioned building and exploring. plus, u might even find some hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds! so come join us and leave all that drama behind. let’s build a better world together, one block at a time! -
EUcraft: Tariff Trouble
so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna put tariffs on ur stuff” and everyone is like “oh no, what do we do?” well, macron is all like “don’t worry, EU got this, we gonna stand up for ourselves and show trump who’s boss!” join our minecraft server and be part of the epic battle against trump’s tariffs! build ur own fortress and protect it from the evil tariffs that try to take over ur land! let’s show trump that EU is not to be messed with! come join us and be part of the resistance! -
TariffTussleCraftEU
so, like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna put tariffs on ur stuff” and everyone’s like “wtf dude?” well, this server is like the opposite of that. we’re all about unity and firmness, just like poland’s tusk wants. join us and together we’ll show trump what a real united response looks like in minecraft. plus, we have like, the craziest builds and the most epic pvp battles you’ve ever seen. so come on, join us and let’s make minecraft great again! -
CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server
so, liek, u know how there’s all this talk about tariffs and stuff, right? well, this server is all about supporting the ‘buy Canadian sentiment’! we got all the maple syrup and poutine u could ever want, eh! join us and show ur love for all things Canadian, eh! plus, we got a secret underground hockey rink where u can battle it out with ur friends for ultimate bragging rights, eh! come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss, eh! -
CraftyOilFears
LOL GET ON DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT LIKE A CREEPER ON FIRE! JOIN US AND U WILL NEVER RUN OUT OF DIAMONDS, CUZ WE GOT A SECRET MINE THAT SPAWNS THEM LIKE CRAZY! ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR COWS GIVE MILKSHAKES INSTEAD OF MILK!PLUS, OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A TOTAL PARTY ANIMAL WHO LOVES TO DANCE TO DISCO MUSIC! AND IF U JOIN NOW, U GET A FREE PET ZOMBIE THAT WILL DO YOUR BIDDING (AS LONG AS IT INVOLVES BRAINS)!
SO WHY WAIT? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE! OIL PRICES CLIMB AFTER US TARIFFS? WHO CARES WHEN U CAN HAVE THIS MUCH FUN!
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CraftyTradeWars
lol come join our epic minecraft server where china is filing lawsuits against the US with the world trade organization over tariffs! like wtf bro, who knew minecraft could be so political? join us for some crazy drama and build your own trade empire while avoiding getting sued by china. it’s a wild ride, trust me. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and llamas wearing suits. why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this madness? join now and let the chaos begin! -
CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server
so like, u know how Canada is all like “eh” and stuff? well, they’re totally gonna file a claim against Trump’s tariffs! like, they’re gonna be all like “take that, eh!” and seek redress under some free trade deal. it’s gonna be wild, eh! come join our Minecraft server and be part of the action, eh! build a giant igloo to show your support for Canada, eh! we even have a special “tariff-free zone” where you can trade with other players without any crazy fees, eh! so come on, join us and let’s show Trump who’s boss, eh! -
LulaCraft – Tariff Trouble
so liek, u know how all the other minecraft servers are like, soooo boring and basic? well, u gotta join our server cuz it’s like, the most epic and crazy place to be!we got llamas that can talk and give u advice on how to build the sickest houses. and our pigs can fly, like, no joke, they got wings and everything.
also, we have this secret underground dungeon where u can find treasure beyond ur wildest dreams. but watch out for the zombie chickens, they will peck u to death if u mess with them.
oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a giant dragon that breathes rainbow fire? yea, u heard me right. so if u want a wild and wacky adventure, come join us now!