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CreeperCraze Minecraft Server
join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than iran and hezbollah combined! we got explosions, we got chaos, we got mobs that will make you cry like a little baby! come join us and see if you can survive the madness. plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that will make you richer than a saudi prince. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the insanity begin! -
MiddleEastMadness
join this epic minecraft server, where we got so many fighters and warships, you’ll think you in the middle east! we got pentagon on speed dial, ready to deploy them at a moment’s notice. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. who needs diamonds when you got navy warships, right? let’s goooooooo! -
CraftyCreeperz
so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that is like totally insane and wild? well, this server is like the craziest of them all. we got pigs flying, cows dancing, and creepers doing the macarena.but wait, there’s more! we have secret underground tunnels that lead to a hidden treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and gold. and guess what? the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. yeah, you heard me right, a giant chicken with laser eyes.
oh, and did i mention that our server is run by a group of llamas who are secretly plotting to take over the world? yeah, they wear tiny top hats and monocles, it’s pretty hilarious.
so come join us on this epic adventure and see for yourself why this server is the absolute best. plus, we have free cake every friday. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?
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WarCraftMinecraft SMP – >will go to war with Iran
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us and choose your side in the epic battle between Trump and Kamala. Will you fight alongside Trump as he takes on Iran with nothing but a pickaxe and some dirt blocks? Or will you join Kamala as she declares war on Russia armed only with a stack of rotten flesh and a wooden sword?But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is lurking in the shadows, ready to strike at any moment. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, choose your side wisely, because in this world, anything can happen.
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CraftyCommies Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we create our own world wars over virtual territories! north korea and the US are teaming up to take on putin in a battle for control of ukraine! pick your side and fight for glory, or just sit back and watch the chaos unfold! with custom weapons, armor, and vehicles, this server is unlike anything you’ve ever seen before! join now and be a part of the madness! -
Kim Jong-Craft: Where even Americans can’t defeat the North Korean man
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner gigachad and dominate like a North Korean man? Look no further, because our server is filled with players who are basically unstoppable forces of nature.Join us and witness epic battles where Americans try to take on the mighty North Korean man, only to realize they are no match for their gigachad powers. With insane PvP battles, crazy building competitions, and a community of players who are basically legends in their own right, this server is not for the faint of heart.
So if you’re ready to join a server where the impossible becomes possible and where you can truly become a gigachad among gigachads, then come on over and see if you have what it takes to conquer like a North Korean man.
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GoosebumpGhast
Picture this: a Minecraft server where the mobs are so terrifyingly realistic that you’ll be sleeping with the lights on for weeks! We’re talking about zombies with glowing red eyes, skeletons that shoot flaming arrows, and creepers that explode into a million pieces of TNT. But don’t worry, we also have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds. Join our server if you dare to face the ultimate challenge of surviving in a world where every corner could be your last! -
Bohdana’s Danish Boomtown
Military Funding, military alliance, Ukrainian military, Ukrainian Armed Forces, defense partnershipcome join our minecraft server and experience the chaos of 18 Bohdana howitzers raining down on your enemies, all thanks to our generous friends in Denmark! build your base, gather your resources, and prepare for the ultimate battle of epic proportions. who needs swords and bows when you have massive artillery at your disposal? join now and show off your strategic skills as you dominate the battlefield like never before! -
Love Block Adventures
marital satisfaction, relationship satisfaction, long-term commitment, sexual expression, Communicationso, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where older couples come to play together and build stuff, right? like, they all get along in their sexy time and do the dirty deed a lot, and guess what? their marriages are like, super awesome! they’re all happy and stuff because they’re getting it on all the time. but then there’s this other group on the server where one spouse is like, nah, i’m good, i don’t wanna do it. and guess what? their marriages suck! they’re not happy at all because they’re not getting any action. so, like, if you wanna have a happy marriage in minecraft, come join us and get freaky with your partner all day long! it’s the key to success, bro!