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CraftyVikingFuel
lol this server is like a fuel supplier but for minecraft players! we refuse any warships from the U.S. cuz we only want peaceful players who just wanna build and have fun! come join us for some epic minecraft adventures and leave the drama at the door! plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the rare diamonds and emeralds…shh, don’t tell anyone! just kidding, tell everyone and let’s all be rich together on this crazy minecraft server! -
CraftyCreeperWarz
So, like, imagine this: you’re chillin’ in Minecraft, buildin’ your epic castle and mining for diamonds, when suddenly, BOOM! You’re transported to a whole new world where Russia is the ultimate aggressor and you gotta fight for your survival in the G7 statement showdown!Join our server for the most insane PvP battles you’ve ever seen, with crazy weapons and armor that’ll make you feel like a total boss. And get this – if you win, you get to be the ruler of Ukraine for a day! How cool is that?
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to other dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never wanna leave.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s kick some Russian butt in the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!
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CraftyDan’s Defense Fund Minecraft Server
lol ok so this server is like the Denmark of Minecraft servers, except instead of worrying about war with Russia, we’re just here to have a good time and build epic stuff! we got a $7B defense fund ready to protect our pixelated land from any creepers or griefers that try to mess with us. join us for the most intense battles and the dankest memes you’ll ever see in a Minecraft server. come build with us and be part of the most epic defense fund in all of blocky land! -
ZelenskyyCraft: Blame Game Edition
join this cray cray minecraft server where we blame zelenskyy for starting wars and trump is the president of the blocky world. we have epic battles where players can build walls and make alliances just like in real life. come join us and see if you can survive the chaos and become the ultimate ruler of the server! also, we have flying pigs and talking cows because why not? it’s a wild ride, so hop on and let the madness begin! -
CraftyKyivWarfare
so liek, u know how there’s all this drama goin on in ukraine and russia? well, our minecraft server is like the perfect escape from all that craziness! come join us and build ur own lil world where u can be the ruler of ur own kingdom! plus, if u don’t join, the US might send troops to ukraine, so like, u better join to avoid all that drama! come join us now and let’s build some epic stuff together! -
CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥 -
NukeCraft2020
come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up nuclear facilities like biden on a wild rampage! unleash chaos and destruction as you navigate through our insane world filled with explosions and mayhem. join now for a chance to be the next biden of minecraft! -
YemenCraft: Strike & Build
LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE BOMBIN’ LIKE U.S. IN YEMEN! WE STRIKIN’ HOUSTON TARGETS AND SHIPIN’ WARSHIPS LIKE A BOSS! COME JOIN DA CHAOS AND BATTLE IT OUT IN BLOCKY LAND! WHO NEEDS CENTCOM WHEN U GOT US?! LET’S GET LIT AND BLOW SOME STUFF UP! YEEHAW! -
KimJongCraft: No US Allowed!
come join our minecraft server where we have the craziest anti-US policy, just like Kim Jong Un! we have the toughest rules and regulations that will make you feel like you’re living in a dictatorship, but in a fun way! build your own nuclear weapons and launch them at your enemies, just like in real life (but not really)!our server is so exclusive that even Trump himself would be jealous of our power. join us and become a part of the most insane and unpredictable community in the minecraft world. who needs peace and diplomacy when you can have chaos and destruction?
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the thrill of living on the edge of nuclear war every day. trust us, it’s a blast! (literally)
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ZelenskiyCraft: Noobs vs. North Korea
come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s zelenskiy is fighting off north koreans with diamond swords and enchanted armor! the battlefield is lit with explosions and lava pits, but don’t worry, our russian forces are too busy dancing to protect them! join now for a chance to witness the most chaotic and hilarious battles in minecraft history! also, we have free cake for all players because why not? let’s make minecraft great again!