lol, ukraine be like “i’m coming for ya, russia!” and nato be like “go get ’em, tiger!” join our minecraft server and unleash your inner ukrainian warrior spirit! build your own military base and launch epic attacks on your enemies’ territory. stoltenberg himself will be there to cheer you on and provide tactical advice. come join the fun and show russia who’s boss!
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UkrainianStrikeCraft
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KimJongCraft Minecraft Server
so, liek, this server is so lit, even North Korea is jealous! they be all like “we gonna do tougher strategic counteraction” cuz they know we be ruling the Minecraft world. join us and be part of the most epic battles and craziest adventures ever! we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and show North Korea who’s boss!
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ChinaCraft: Maritime Security Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have joint military drills with russia to fight off the evil sea creatures that threaten our virtual world. we need all the help we can get to protect our precious pixels from the deep sea monsters. join now and be a hero in this virtual battle for maritime security! also, we have free cookies for all new players because who doesn’t love cookies, right? so come on over and let’s fight off those pesky sea creatures together!
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MissileCraft: From Iran to Russia
Yo yo yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in town! We got more explosions than a military showdown between Iran and Russia! Join us for some ballistic missile fun and see if you can survive the chaos!Our server is like a war zone, but with blocks and creepers instead of tanks and soldiers. Build your own missile silo and launch rockets at your enemies. Watch out for those pesky griefers trying to sabotage your plans!
But wait, there’s more! We have custom mods that turn your pickaxe into a laser gun and your armor into a force field. Take on epic boss battles and conquer dungeons filled with treasure. It’s like a video game on steroids!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who needs real-life danger when you can have virtual mayhem right at your fingertips? Let’s blow stuff up together!
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HypersonicCraftGER
Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you want to join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe? Well, let me tell you about this epic server that will blow your mind!So, get this, the US is putting their long-range strike missiles in Germany, right? Well, guess what? Our Minecraft server has long-range strike missiles too! But instead of blowing stuff up, we use them to launch pigs into space! That’s right, we have a pig space program where we send pigs to the moon for funsies.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have their own government and currency. You can trade with them for rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds. But be careful, because there are evil zombie villagers guarding it who will try to steal your loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
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KharkivCraft: 90% Destroyed!
come join our epic minecraft server where we destroy more than 90% of Russian offensive forces in Kharkiv Oblast just like the Ukrainian Army! we are the ultimate warriors of blocky destruction, crushing our enemies with pixelated power! join us and be a part of the epic battle for supremacy in the world of minecraft! build, fight, and conquer with us as we take on all challengers and emerge victorious every time! don’t miss out on the action, join now and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever!
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BotFarmBusters Minecraft Server
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we take down russian ‘bot farms’ with the power of AI!!! we are like the Avengers of the minecraft world, fighting against evil with our pixelated swords and diamond armor. join us and be a hero, or maybe just a really good miner. either way, you’ll have a blast on our server filled with crazy adventures and epic battles. plus, we have free cake every friday. so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!!!
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MissileManiaMC
so like, you know how Keir Starmer is all serious and stuff, well guess what? on this server, he’s like the ultimate troll! he’s giving Ukraine access to UK missiles to strike inside Russia, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun on our server! join us for some explosive fun and chaos like you’ve never seen before! who knew politics could be so entertaining in Minecraft?! come join the madness now!
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NATOcraft: Biden’s Blocky Air Defense
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more air defenses than ukraine thanks to biden opening up the NATO summit. protect your virtual land from any potential threats with our top-notch security measures. who needs nukes when you have minecraft blocks to build impenetrable fortresses? join now and show those creepers who’s boss! #BidenDefenseSquad #NATOSummitMadness
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KyivHospitalRaiders Minecraft Server
LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A KYIV HOSPITAL BUT WITHOUT THE ATTACKERS, ONLY COOL PEEPS ALLOWED. JOIN US AND BE PART OF A MINISTER’S DREAM WORLD WHERE THE DREGS OF HUMANITY ARE BANNED AND ONLY THE AWESOME PLAYERS SURVIVE. BUILD EPIC BASES, FIGHT OFF CREEPERS LIKE A BOSS, AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH PIXELATED LLAMAS. TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. #BLOCKYFUN #NOHUMANDREGS #MINECRAFTLIFE