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| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 1964 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5920 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 8736 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Ores Mined: | 9907 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 27 |
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