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EhCraft: Land of Maple Crafters

bright outlook, Canada, Country, Crafters, economic development, economic outlook, Economic prosperity, economic success, EhCraft, Financial Stability, global rankings, growth potential, investment opportunities, Land, leading nation, long-term growth, Maple, Named, Optimistic, positive forecast, positive indicators, promising future, Stable Economy, strong performance

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1951
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39	Love Letters Sent:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Runes Activated:	8

so like, this minecraft server is like the canada of all minecraft servers, you know? it’s got the most optimistic economic outlook, whatever that means. but like, if you join this server, you’ll be swimming in diamonds and emeralds in no time. it’s like a virtual gold rush, but with blocks and stuff. plus, the mobs are super friendly and will totally help you build your dream castle. so come join us and experience the most optimistic minecraft server in the world!

QueerCraft: Brain Health Boost

access to health care, Boost, Brain, brain health, cisgender, dementia, depression, discrimination, health, legal factors, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ health, LGBTQ mental health, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ+ research, LGBTQ+ studies, mental health, minority health, policy, QueerCraft, stress

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1236
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Villages Defended:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

join our epic minecraft server for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience! we’ve got so much fun stuff to do, you’ll forget all about your negative brain health outcomes!

come build a rainbow castle with your LGBTQ+ pals and show off your creativity! who needs to worry about dementia when you’re busy crafting the coolest pixel art in town?

we’ve got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about late-life depression! jump into our spleef arena and battle it out with your friends for the ultimate bragging rights.

discrimination? stress? not on our server! here, everyone is treated with respect and kindness. plus, our virtual health care system will make sure you’re always feeling your best.

so what are you waiting for? join us on the most inclusive and fun minecraft server around! who needs policy and legal factors when you’ve got a diamond sword in hand and a whole world to explore? let’s get crafting!

Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server

amusement, Chuckle, comedic, comedy, Entertainment, funny, Giggle, haha, hilarious, humor, hysterical, JOKE, LAUGH, LAUGHING, Laughter, loud, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8546
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gaming experience!

Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers have formed their own underground society complete with a black market for rare items. You never know what kind of shady deals you might stumble upon down there!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident Ender Dragon who has a love for karaoke and challenges players to sing-offs for epic loot. Trust us, you’ve never heard “Baby Got Back” until you’ve heard it sung by a dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

> Talk With A Nice Demure Girl Minecraft SMP

Acting, Behavior, Body language, Boyfriend, boyfriend reaction, Communication, Conversation, demure, emotional response, FLIRTING, girl, Girlfriend, Interaction, Minecraft, Nice, nice demure girl, personality shift, pet, relationship, role playing, smp, social dynamics, sudden change, Talk, unexpected

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8958
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where anything goes, including talking to a nice demure girl who turns into a pet when her boyfriend comes around. It’s like a soap opera meets Minecraft, with drama around every corner. Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

MomCalmDown Minecraft Server

aita, apologies, charging phone, Communication Issues, Driving, emotional reactions, family dynamics, Frustration, late nights, Minecraft, MISTAKES, MomCalmDown, overreacting, parental expectations, phone died, rushing home, self defense, Server, sibling relationships, telling my mum to calm down, working late

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1489
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Void Gems Collected:	39	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Animals Bred:	110	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of being yelled at for forgetting to charge your phone after work? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! No more hysterical parents, just blocky adventures and pixelated fun! Build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and ride pigs into battle. Who needs a charged phone when you have a charged creeper ready to explode? Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to virtual chaos on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind – just don’t forget to charge your pickaxe!

BlockPartySizeSecrets

aita, alcohol influence, anger, Apology, BlockPartySizeSecrets, body image, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, girl talk, girlfriend’s friends, Insecurities, kicking out, overreacting, privacy, relationship boundaries, Respect, self esteem, size betrayal, Trust

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	139
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	363
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your relationship problems behind!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your troubles. No more worrying about your size or what your girlfriend’s friends think of you. On our server, the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a great time!

Plus, with our friendly community, you’ll never have to deal with drama like this again. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a world of fun and adventure!

So why wait? Join our server today and start crafting your way to happiness! Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with girlfriend drama.

Life’sBestDay Minecraft SMP

best day ever, cherished memories, defining moments, greatest day, happiest day, Happiness, joyous occasions, life changing, life highlights, LifesBestDay, memorable moments, milestone, Minecraft, peak experiences, peak moments, peak of happiness, personal achievements, significant events, smp, special occasions, treasured memories, unforgettable experiences, unforgettable milestones

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	479
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ores Mined:	1229
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

The greatest day of your life? Pshhh, that’s easy – it’s the day you join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block just lying on the ground. But that’s not all, oh no. They also stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with cake and puppies! And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me just say this – our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out on weekends. So what are you waiting for? Join us and make every day the greatest day of your life!

BlockyGrinCraft

always smiling, BlockyGrinCraft, bright side, Feel-Good, Good Vibes, Happiness, happiness is contagious, happiness is key, happy thoughts, Heartwarming, joy, keep smiling, Laughter, never stop smiling, never-ending smiles, positive energy, positivity, smile forever, smiling is infectious, spreading smiles, Uplifting

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1192
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Falling into the Void:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a lazy Sunday afternoon? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas ready to take you on a magical journey through pixelated wonderland. Build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs for all who dare to join. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Your smile will never cease, we guarantee it!

LimoCraft Minecraft Server

black limo, controversial, Diplomacy, diplomatic visit, high-profile, illegal, international relations, iran, LimoCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, nuclear deal, Politics, putin, russian president, sanctions, Secret meeting, SECURITY, Server, summit, surprise meeting, unexpected arrival, world leaders

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2868
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Potions Brewed:	44	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where putin drives around in a black limo in iran for a surprise summit! u can build ur own limo and race against putin, who is secretly a minecraft pro! he will challenge u to build the most outrageous structures and if u win, he will give u a secret code to unlock a special hidden world where u can mine diamonds for days! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever! #putinlimo #minecraftmadness

CraftyClimateCrisis

#sustainability, 1.5C, carbon footprint, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate impact, climate mitigation, climate models, climate policy, CraftyClimateCrisis, Environmental Science, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, irreversible, Overshooting, Risks, study, temperature rise

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4776
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Star Shards Collected:	196	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

lol so like, u know how everyone is like freaking out about climate change and stuff? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we are all about overshooting that 1.5C limit and causing some serious irreversible climate impact! join us for some crazy weather patterns, like raining lava and snowing fireballs! who needs a stable environment anyway? come on, you know you wanna see the world burn (literally)! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chaos and plot your world domination. it’s gonna be a blast, literally! so come join us and let’s destroy the planet together! #climatechangeisntreal #apocalypseparty

Hydrogen Haven: Green Energy Fun

alternative energy, carbon dioxide reduction, carbon emissions, clean air, clean technology, climate change, eco-friendly, ENERGY, energy efficiency, energy innovation, environmental impact, Fun, green energy, green technology, Green.., Haven, Hydrogen, hydrogen fuel, hydrogen generation, pollution reduction, renewable energy, renewable resources, Sustainable development, sustainable energy

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1353
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0

join dis epic minecraft server where we generate hydrogen like it’s nobody’s business. we got rid of all da carbon dioxide so now we can breathe easy and party hard. come build your own hydrogen-powered castle and rule over the land like a green energy king. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. what more could you want? come join us and let’s save the planet one block at a time!