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CraftyZelenskyyWarStopper

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, CraftyZelenskyyWarStopper, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, end war, global pressure, humanitarian crisis, international relations, military intervention, peace negotiations, peace talks, POLITICAL CRISIS, russia, sanctions, security council, ukraine war, united nations, world leaders, zelenskyy

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2347
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	49

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight russia with pickaxes and build giant zelenskyy statues to show our support for ukraine! we have crazy battles where we throw potatoes at each other and ride llamas into battle. you won’t find a more wacky and wild server anywhere else! plus, if you join now, you get a free pet chicken named zelenskyy to accompany you on all your adventures. so what are you waiting for? join now and help us bring peace to ukraine, one block at a time!

Creeper Cafe Boom!

Attack, Bombing, boom, cafe, CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, Conflict, creeper, crisis management., Damage, Destruction, direct hit, emergency response, Haifa, international relations, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, News, Report, Restaurant, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3507
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a restaurant in haifa that got hit by a meteor or something, but in a good way, ya know? like, the food is so bomb, it’ll blow your mind. and the staff is like, super friendly, they’ll make you feel right at home. plus, there’s this secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds. like, what more could you ask for? come join us and experience the craziest adventure of your life!

Zinc Blocks AMR: No Disruption to Guy Microbiome

Amr, antimicrobial resistance, antimicrobial resistance genes, Bacteria, bacterial resistance, blocks, dietary zinc, DiSRuPtiON, gene transfer, gene transmission, guy, inhibits, Microbiome, microbiome disruption, nonexistent rates, plasmids, reduced rates, research, transmission inhibition, Zinc, zinc effects, zinc supplementation

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3805
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Crops Grown:	1582
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	959
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land where the zombies drop diamonds and the creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And get this, when you eat food with zinc on this server, it like, stops all the bad stuff from happening. Like, the bacteria can’t spread their germs and stuff, so you’re basically invincible.

Join us on this server and become the ultimate zinc warrior, fighting off all the bad guys with your newfound immunity powers. Plus, your guy micrbiome will be so happy, it’ll throw a party in your stomach every time you log on. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and become the zinc superhero you were always meant to be!

Dracoria: Where vampires still struggle with daylight savings time

active community, Builders, cactus farmers, Daylight, Discord, Dracoria, dragons, Dwarves, economic growth, Events, fighters, Government, Housing, Language, Lore, money making, OZNO EFA, Players, Religion, Roleplay, savings, Southern Talasi, Struggle, Time, Towns, Vampires

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	556
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1

The People’s Republic of Dracoria on Stoneworks

Overview:

Who are we?	The People’s Republic of Dracoria is a beautiful nation located in Southern Talasi. Our nation has an extensive lore with dwarves, dragons, and more. We are seeking to make a name for ourselves and our members.
What do we offer?	An actually active community Multiple towns to choose from – With FREE Housing! A secure government with opportunities to join and make a name for yourself A large cactus farm and opportunities for economic growth/money making Deep lore, our own language and religion WEEKLY Events!
What do we need?	YOU Builders 🔨 Cactus Farmers 🌵 Fighters ⚔️ Active Players! 🕰️

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join The People’s Republic of Dracoria?	Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/6YUdENt5z8 and follow the instructions there.
Do I have to pay for housing in any of the towns?	No, housing in our towns is completely free for members.
What kind of events are held weekly?	We host various events ranging from PvP tournaments to treasure hunts and more. Join us to experience the fun!

Guy’s Dream Minecraft Server

Alternate Universe, Coming of Age, controversial, dream, every guy, FANTASY, grow up, guys, handle it, Like.., lose virginity, Minecraft, mom teaches, moral implications, parental guidance, role reversal, Server, sexual education, sexual initiation, societal norms, taboo, takes virginity, taught how to have sex, Unconventional

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7104
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take role-playing to a whole new level! In this alternate universe, every player gets a crash course in the art of lovemaking from none other than their own mother. That’s right, your mom will be the one to teach you how to get it on and pop that V-card!

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and meant to be a hilarious and outrageous experience. Can you handle the awkwardness? Will you embrace this unique twist on the birds and the bees talk? Join our server and find out for yourself!

So come on, dive into this wild and wacky world where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server quite like this anywhere else. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and meant to make you laugh until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the hilarity ensue!

Minecraft SMP: Kino Scenes In Mediocre Movies

Character development, cinematic experience, cinematic moments, cinematography, doctor sleep, film analysis, film buffs, film discussion, Film Reviews, Kino, kino scenes, mediocre, mediocre movies, Minecraft, Movie analysis, movie critique, movie enthusiasts, movie scenes, movies, overlooked gems, plot twists, Scenes, smp, storytelling, underrated directors, underrated films

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6692
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Falling into the Void:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than Doctor Sleep’s SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Doctor Sleep’s SMP and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and rare loot. But here’s the twist – the only way to access it was by solving a series of riddles left by a mischievous Enderman named Steve. Will you be the one to crack the code and claim the treasure for yourself?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP arena where players battle it out for the title of Ultimate Minecraft Champion. Rumor has it that the last winner walked away with a pet dragon and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Are you ready to test your skills and become a Minecraft master?

So what are you waiting for? Join Doctor Sleep’s SMP today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

Ex-Bed Buddies Minecraft Server

advice, Boyfriend, break up, Buddies, Communication, ex boyfriend, ExBed, fear, fwb, Girlfriend, hook up, Intimacy, Lease, living arrangements, love, mental health, Minecraft, normal relationship, relationship, Server, toxic relationship, Ultimatum, WIBTA

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1928
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server where you can experience the ultimate love triangle adventure! Picture this: you, your girlfriend, and her ex-boyfriend all sharing a bed and a lease together. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Not only do they share a bed, but they also have an unoccupied spare room that they refuse to use. Will they ever stop sharing a bed? Will you have to issue an ultimatum to save your sanity? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server!

Join now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs normal relationships when you can have this level of drama and excitement? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

FertileCraft – Live Your Truth!

abortion, biological clock, birth control, children, Communication, emotional maturity, family dynamics, Family Support, FertileCraft, fertility awareness, fertility joke, fertility struggles, infertility, Live, Marriage, mental health, mother-in-law, Pregnancy, relationships, sister-in-law, Support, Truth

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3364
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Animals Bred:	87
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value commitment…to taking your birth control on time! Join us for a wild ride filled with jokes about being more fertile than soil and avoiding unexpected pregnancies like a pro.

Our server is a safe space for all, except maybe for those with sensitive fertility struggles. Beware of triggering conversations about soil-like uteruses and the risks of not taking your pill on time. Who knew Minecraft could get so scandalous?

So, are you ready to join our server and navigate through the drama of family dynamics and fertility jokes? Just remember, it’s all in good fun…until someone takes it a little too seriously. Let’s see who can handle the heat and who might need to take a break for some water…and maybe a pill reminder.

CraftyKidzMC SMP

advice, CraftyKidzMC, experience Time travel, guidance, hindsight, learning Youthful mistakes, life lessons, Maturity, past mistakes, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care Past decisions, self-confidence, smp, wisdom Regrets

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6732
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Love Letters Sent:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken dance party. That’s right, our players love to get down and boogie with their feathered friends. And don’t even get us started on the llama races – these fuzzy creatures are faster than you think!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and party the night away. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds somewhere on the server, just waiting to be discovered.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

ExcuseCraft: LamestLies

absurd excuses, bad excuses, dumb excuse, ExcuseCraft, Excuses, flimsy excuses, foolish excuses, funny excuses, idiotic excuses, lame excuses, lamest excuses, LamestLies, laughable excuses, nonsensical excuses, pathetic excuses, poor excuses, ridiculous excuses, silly excuses, stupid excuses, unbelievable excuses, weak excuses

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8368
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Magic Items Found:	5214	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Emeralds Found:	823	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9690	Farms Harvested:	435
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Divine Spears Created:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

MaduroLostLegitTallyCraft

election, Experts, independent, Independent election experts, legitimize, legitimize tally sheets, Lost, Maduro, MaduroLostLegitTallyCraft, opposition, Prove, tally sheets, Venezuela

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1971
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Players Killed by Monsters:	9006
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3

lol, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like legitimized by independent election experts, just like how tally sheets in Venezuela prove Maduro lost. like, u know it’s gonna be a wild ride when even the opposition is like “nah, bro, he definitely lost.” come join us for some crazy adventures and maybe even uncover some secret election fraud in the world of blocky pixels. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next president of minecraftia or something. just remember to vote for yourself, cuz u can’t trust anyone else in this wacky world we live in.