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TaiwanStraitWarrior Minecraft Server
so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz the chinese military is like totally condemning canadian warships and stuff. like, they’re all up in arms about it. but on this server, we’re all about peace and harmony, man. come join us and build some epic structures while avoiding any sensitive straits, ya feel me? plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. shh, don’t tell anyone. join now before the chinese military comes after us next! -
CraftyKremlinFunCraft
LOL, ukraine be like “why no invite??” but don’t worry, ukraine can come join our minecraft server instead! we have peace talks with creepers and zombies in saudi arabia every day. ukraine can be the mediator between the skeletons and the villagers. plus, we have a secret hidden treasure full of diamonds and emeralds that only ukraine can find. come join us for some epic minecraft fun and leave the politics behind! -
CraftyChopsticks Minecraft Server
come join dis epic minecraft server where china and germany are bffs and workin together to build da ultimate minecraft world. we got pandas and beer everywhere, it’s like a crazy mashup of cultures. u can build ur own great wall or autobahn, the possibilities are endless. plus, we got special quests where u gotta team up with merkel and xi jinping to defeat creepers and zombies. it’s a wild ride, so come join us and let’s make minecraft great again! -
EuroGuard Minecraft Server
yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got Zelenskiy himself callin for a European army to deter Russia and earn US respect. like, how crazy is that? imagine fightin off creepers and zombies with a whole army of Europeans, all while gettin mad respect from the US. it’s gonna be lit, fam. so come join us and be part of the most epic battle for survival in minecraft history. let’s show those mobs who’s boss! -
CommuniCraft: ChinaEU LOL
so, like, this server is like the craziest place in all of minecraft land. we got pigs flying, cows doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.if you join this server, you’ll be like a superhero with superpowers. you can shoot diamonds out of your eyes, ride a dragon to battle, and summon a herd of llamas to protect you from evil mobs.
but wait, there’s more! our server has a secret underground city where you can trade with alien villagers from outer space. they have the best deals on enchanted gear and rare items that will make your friends green with envy.
so come on, join us on this epic adventure and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it.
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WorldlyMinecraftSMP
Yo yo yo, listen up fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of all the drama and chaos in American politics? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Join our totally rad Minecraft SMP where the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds!But wait, there’s more! Not only do we have epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions, but we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server! Will you join them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hunt where the prize is a stack of enchanted golden apples! But be warned, the treasure is guarded by a pack of wild wolves who only answer to the name “Fluffy”.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and escape from the madness of American politics into a world of pure insanity and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, bro!
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NatoCraft Minecraft Server
lol ukraine be like “imma join nato” and starmer be like “yasss queen, come join our squad”. join our minecraft server and be part of this epic journey to nato membership. we have unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground base where we plan world domination. plus, our admin once defeated the ender dragon with a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and let’s conquer the world together, one block at a time. #NatoBound #MinecraftMadness -
NukeCraft Server: Pentagon Edition
so like, u know how in minecraft u can like, build stuff and fight creepers and stuff? well on this server, we got a crazy twist! we give u NUKE weapons to fight off the creepers! imagine blowing up a whole forest just to get rid of some pesky zombies, haha!our server is like no other, we got flying pigs that drop diamonds, and every time u defeat the ender dragon, u get a real life dragon egg delivered to ur doorstep!
join our server now and experience the chaos and madness of nuclear warfare in minecraft! who needs swords and bows when u got nukes, amirite? come join the fun and blow stuff up with us!
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DisarrayCraft: US Priorities
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than NATO!!! the US is like “lol bye NATO, i got better things to do” and now everyone is shooketh!!! but don’t worry, our server is the place to be for all the juicy gossip and crazy shenanigans!!!we have epic battles, insane builds, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination!!! join now before the llamas take over and we all become their llama minions!!!
plus, we have the best snacks in town – virtual pizza and diamond-encrusted cookies for all our players!!! so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos and let’s have a llama-tastic time together!!!
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CraftyBlock Minecraft Server
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE TRUMP WILL TAKE OVER UKRAINE AND THEN COME FOR US NEXT HAHAHAHA. WE GOT DIAMONDS, CREEPERS, AND A SECRET BASE FILLED WITH CAKE. TRUST US, YOU DON’T WANT TO MISS OUT ON THIS WILD RIDE. PLUS, OUR MODS ARE LITERALLY UNICORNS WHO CAN FLY AND SHOOT RAINBOWS OUT OF THEIR BUTTS. SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE TRUMP BUILDS A WALL AROUND OUR SERVER. #SAVETHECAKE #TRUMPSUCKSLOL.