so liek, u know how zelenskyy is all like “brazil is pro-russia” and stuff? well on this server, we are all about peace and fun and stuff. but zelenskyy be like “nah, brazil is shady” and we be like “come join our server and see for yourself, bro!” like, we got unicorns and rainbows and all that good stuff. plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we hide from zelenskyy’s accusations. join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!
BrazilCraft – Not Pro-Russia!
ScholzCraft: No Long-Range Strikes!
so like, if you wanna join this epic minecraft server, you gotta hear this crazy story. so like, germany was all like, “nah bro, we ain’t gonna let anyone mess with russia, even if everyone else is cool with it.” and scholz was just like, “nah man, we gotta protect our russian homies.”so like, if you wanna be part of a server that’s all about peace and protecting our bros, then you gotta join this server. plus, we got like, the best pixel art of putin riding a bear that you’ve ever seen. and like, our pvp arena is shaped like a giant matryoshka doll.
so come join us on this epic minecraft server and let’s show the world that germany’s got russia’s back, one block at a time.
KimJongCraft Minecraft Server
LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE A WILD RIDE THROUGH A CRAZY AMMUNITION SUPPLY CHAIN! WE GOT NORTH KOREAN AMMO BEING SHIPPED TO RUSSIA TO HELP UKRAINE DEFENSE INTELLIGENCE! LIKE, WHAT EVEN IS HAPPENING?! JOIN US FOR THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM, AND MAYBE EVEN LEARN A THING OR TWO ABOUT GEOPOLITICS! LOLZ!MissileMayhemCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most INSANE battles happening all the time! like, imagine if russia and iran teamed up in minecraft to launch missiles at ukraine, it’s like a virtual world war 3 but with blocks and creepers! our server is so lit, you’ll be dodging explosions left and right while building your dream castle. plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re part of a crazy virtual family. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!UraniumCraft: Kim’s Enrichment Zone
😂🤣 Yo, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft server! We got North Korea revealing their uranium enrichment facility for the FIRST TIME ever! Like, who knew Kim Jong-un was into Minecraft, right? Join us for some explosive fun as we build our own nuclear reactors and launch missiles at each other! It’s a blast, literally! Don’t miss out on the action, come join the madness now! 💣💥 #NorthKoreaMinecraftMadnessUkrainianStorm Minecraft Server
yo, u gotta join our epic minecraft server cuz we got the craziest shizz goin’ down! like, did u hear that UK is lettin’ Ukraine shoot Russia with Storm Shadow missiles?! that’s some next level warfare, bro! come join us and be part of the action, blowin’ stuff up and causin’ chaos like never before! plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players and unlimited TNT to wreak havoc with! so what u waitin’ for? join now and let the madness begin!GuardianCraft: StormShadowUK vs Russia
so like, u know that minecraft server where u can like, shoot missiles at ur enemies? well, this server is like that, but instead of regular missiles, u get to use STORM SHADOW MISSILES, like how cool is that?? u can totally wreak havoc on ur enemies from long range, just like how UK is letting Ukraine do it to Russia, but in minecraft form haha. join now and start blowing stuff up in the most epic way possible, u won’t regret it, promise.UkraineCraft: No Restrictions, Just Long-Range Fun!
come join dis epic minecraft server where we BLOW UP stuff like BLINKEN hints US will lift restrictions on Ukraine using long-range arms in Russia!!! y’all can be part of the action and launch TNT at each other like it’s a WARZONE! build a base, gather resources, and FIGHT for your survival in this crazy world where anything goes! plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD that you can raid if you’re brave enough. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!Redstone Revolution
come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret alliance with china and russia to take over the virtual world!! we trade military tech for supplies and make epic bases to conquer our enemies!! the US is so jelly of our power they can’t even handle it!! join now and be part of the most insane virtual war ever!! #minecraftmadness #virtualvictoryCraftyCreeperUK
So, like, have you heard about this cray-cray server where we all pretend to be flying to Iran but then the UK is like “nah, we ain’t havin’ it” and stops all the flights? It’s like, so random and hilarious, you gotta join just to see what other wacky stuff happens! Plus, our allies are all stepping up their sanctions, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. Come join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even start your own international incident, lol!