so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that is so lit, you gotta join rn! like, russia tried to crash our party at the UN summit, but we were like nah bro, we’re too busy building epic castles and battling dragons in our server. come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft community ever! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds, shh don’t tell anyone. join us now and be a part of the madness!
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Redstone Diplomacy
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NukeCraftWars
OMG, so like, this server is lit AF, you gotta join cuz like, Ukraine says Russia is planning strikes on nuclear facilities, but on this server, we blow up stuff for fun, not for realz! Join us and unleash your inner chaos! Build your own nuclear reactor and see how long it takes for it to explode! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any potential nuclear fallout. So come join us and let’s cause some mayhem together!
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ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO
come join our epic minecraft server where we are as ready for war as russia is for arctic war with nato! we have polar bears riding tanks, penguins launching missiles, and snowmen with bazookas! you can build your own ice fortress and defend it against enemy invasions, or team up with your friends to conquer the arctic wasteland. join now and show nato who’s boss in the frozen tundra of minecraft!
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RussianCraft: BannedFromCERN
COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE HAVE MORE DRAMA THAN A SCIENTIFIC LABORATORY EXPLOSION! WE GOT RUSSIAN SCIENTISTS GETTING KICKED OUT LEFT AND RIGHT, BUT DON’T WORRY, THEY’RE JUST HERE TO BUILD EPIC REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS. WATCH OUT FOR FLYING TNT AND CREEPERS IN LAB COATS! JOIN NOW FOR A CHANCE TO WIN A FREE LAB COAT SKIN AND BE PART OF THE CHAOS!
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EuroCraft: Indian Ammo Wars – Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have indian ammunition flying around like fireworks! it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers instead of real bombs! russia is so jealous they’re protesting, but who cares when you can join the chaos and build your own empire in the midst of all the madness. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server ever!
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VetoVillagersMC
join our epic minecraft server where we have finland’s president as our mascot and he’s sick of single state vetos so he’s taking matters into his own blocky hands by building a UN Security Council in the game. come join the chaos and help him overthrow the oppressive veto system with your epic building skills and strategic gameplay. plus, there’s a rumor that if you help him succeed, he’ll give you a virtual high five and maybe even a virtual cookie. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make minecraft great again!
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CraftyCommies Minecraft Server
so, liek, u kno how u always wanted to be a secret agent spy but ur mom said no cuz u gotta finish ur homework first? well, dis server is ur chance to live out ur spy dreams without gettin grounded!join us and be part of da most top secret spy agency in all of minecraft! we got missions to complete, enemies to defeat, and secrets to uncover. u will feel like james bond mixed with batman mixed with a lil bit of spongebob.
we even got a secret hideout in a volcano where u can chill with ur spy buddies and plan ur next big mission. plus, we got a bunch of cool gadgets like spy cameras, invisibility cloaks, and exploding chickens (don’t ask how they work, just trust us).
so if u wanna be a super cool spy and save the world from evil masterminds, join us now! cuz remember, the fate of minecraft is in ur hands. oh, and also we have really good snacks at our spy parties. just sayin’.
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WarzoneCraft Minecraft Server
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP LIKE THE POOR SOULS IN UKRAINE 😂 WE PROMISE NO WARS, JUST EPIC BATTLES AGAINST CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! COME JOIN US AND BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND! 🤣🎮💎
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BlockCraft: No Russian Interference
so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but then u get all these ruskies tryna mess with ur game? well not on this server, fam! we straight up blocked all the russian state media so u can build ur epic castle in peace. ain’t nobody gonna mess with ur blocky world here, cuz we got ur back. join us and say goodbye to foreign interference activity, hello to epic minecraft adventures! come on, what are u waiting for? let’s build some crazy sh*t together!
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PutinCraft: Troop Size +180K
so, like, if you wanna join this minecraft server, you gotta know that putin himself ordered the russian army to increase troop size by, like, 180k. so, like, you gotta join our server to help us build a giant army of minecraft players to take over the world or something. plus, we got, like, a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds and stuff. and, like, there’s a rumor that herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you gotta join to try and spot him. also, we have a pet creeper named bob who loves giving out hugs. so, like, join our server now before it’s too late and putin takes over the world with his giant army of minecraft players.