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Putin’s Block Party

BLOCK, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, global politics, international conflict, international relations, Kursk developments, military intervention, Party, peace negotiations, political news, putin, Putin’s actions, Putins, russia, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, united states, White House, White House statement, world leaders

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6109
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Mines Excavated:	1322	Runes Activated:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	48

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build a replica of the white house on kursk!!! u can be prezident putin and tell everyone to get the hell out of ukraine and call it a day hahaha so much fun!!! build ur own crazy stories and rule the server like a boss!!! join now for a wild time and lots of laughs!!!

KyivCraft: Missile Mayhem

Conflict, deadly, Diplomacy, global politics, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, MAYHEM, military aggression, Missile, missile defense, Missiles, north korean, Nuclear Threat, peace negotiations, Russian attack, sanctions, SECURITY, united nations, War, world news, Zelensky

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	974
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3315
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Gods Slained:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we survive crazy attacks like north korean missiles firing on kyiv!! we got zelensky leading the charge, fighting off the russians with nothing but a pickaxe and some dirt blocks. join us for the ultimate battle for survival, where anything can happen and the stakes are high! build your own bunker, team up with other players, and defend against the craziest threats you can imagine. who needs boring old regular minecraft when you can have this kind of excitement?! come join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos!

CraftyWarriors: GerVsRus2030

aggression, Commander, Conflict, CraftyWarriors, Defense, defense strategy, european security, european union, geopolitical tensions, germany, GerVsRus2030, global politics, international relations, Military, military intervention, military readiness, nato, potential conflict, preparedness, russia, SECURITY, War

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4036
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2186
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

so, liek, u know how germany and russia r like those frenemies who always be throwin shade at each other? well, dis commander dude be all like “yo, we gotta be ready for war with russia in 5 years, just in case they try any funny business.” so now, dis minecraft server be like the perfect place to train for battle, cuz u gotta be ready for anything, even if it’s just blocky zombies tryna steal ur diamonds. join now and show ur skills on the battlefield, cuz who knows when russia gonna come knockin on ur virtual door. let’s get ready to rumble, baby!

UyghurCraft: No Slavery Zone

BLACKLISTS, China, Chinese firms, discrimination, forced labor, global politics, government actions, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights abuses, human trafficking, international relations, international trade, labor rights, sanctions, Slavery, Trade, united states, US, Uyghur, UyghurCraft, Xinjiang, Zone

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1695
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we BAN five more chinese firms for forcing Uyghurs to play minecraft all day long! we are the only server where you can fight against evil chinese overlords and free the Uyghur players from their digital slavery! join us now for a wild adventure and help us take down the oppressive regime, one block at a time! also, we have free cake for all players who help in the fight for freedom! let’s show those chinese firms who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

KurskCraft – Pentagon Approved

APPROVED, defense strategy, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical alignment, global politics, international relations, joint operations, Kursk operation, KurskCraft, military alliance, military coordination, military maneuvers, Military operations, NATO partnership, pentagon, security cooperation, strategic objectives, Ukraine, ukraine russia conflict, US policy

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2842
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7373	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

come join our minecraft server, where we have a secret base in the ukraine’s kursk operation! the pentagon is totally on board with it, so you know it’s gonna be lit. we have diamonds for days and creepers that do the macarena. plus, our admin is a ninja turtle in disguise. don’t miss out on the epic adventures and top secret missions waiting for you on our server!

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

Africa, Africa Conflict, African Affairs, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, global politics, international relations, Military, military strategy, Minecraft, News, russia, Russia-Ukraine relations, Second Front, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War, world news

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1774
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

lol so like, u know how russia and ukraine are always beefin’, well now ukraine is like “imma open a second front in africa” like wut?? imagine if minecraft was like that, u join this server and suddenly u in africa fightin’ off zombies and creepers with a bunch of ukrainian players. it’s gonna be wild, man. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this madness.

KimJongCraftLauncherz

arms race, Defense, diplomatic tensions, east asia, global politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraftLauncherz, LAUNCHERS, leader, low-yield, Military, military parade, missile technology, North Korea, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, peace negotiations, security threat, strategic capabilities, weapons development.

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5968
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have 250 launchers ready to fire low-yield nuclear weapons! It’s like North Korea but with blocky graphics and creepers instead of dictators. Build your own bunker to survive the chaos or team up with other players to take over the world. Who needs diplomacy when you have TNT? Join now for a blast of a time!

MiddleEastMayhem Minecraft Server

Air Force, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, fighter jet squadron, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, MiddleEastMayhem, military deployment, military escalation, Military operations, military presence, Minecraft, national security, regional stability, security concerns, Server, strategic move, Tensions, US

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	627
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Void Armor Forged:	17
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Void Gems Collected:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	2211	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

so, like, u know how the US is all like “we gotta protect our interests in the Middle East” and stuff? well, this server is like the perfect place for u to practice ur fighter jet skills before u join the real military! we got all the latest jets and crazy cool missions for u to complete. plus, u can totally show off ur skills to all ur friends and be like “yeah, i’m a pro pilot now, no big deal.” so come join us and let’s take to the skies together!

HouthisCraft: No Weapons Allowed!

Allowed, arms control, arms embargo, CNN Politics, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, global politics, Houthis, HouthisCraft, international relations, Middle East conflict, military intervention, russia, Russia and Houthis, Russia weapons shipment, Saudi Arabia, Saudi pressure, united states, US and Saudi pressure, US pressure, weapons, weapons shipment, Yemen crisis

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2179
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more weapons than russia but we actually share them with everyone cuz we’re nice like that. we had to pull back some weapons shipments cuz the US and saudi were like “no way bro” but don’t worry we still got plenty to go around. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the good stuff, like diamond armor and enchanted weapons. so come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever. trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyMaduroVsMusk

billionaire, BIZARRE, challenge accepted, controversial, CraftyMaduroVsMusk, elon musk, fight challenge, global politics, Headline News, international news, Maduro, Musk, Nicolas Maduro, political showdown, power struggle, president, social media buzz, Venezuela, viral challenge, world leaders

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6693
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magic Items Found:	8767	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy fights? well then u gotta join our server! we got musk and maduro goin at it in a epic battle to see who’s the real boss! u can join their teams and help them fight it out! who will win? who will lose? who knows! but it’s gonna be lit af! so join now and be part of the madness! trust me, u don’t wanna miss this! #teamelon #teammaduro #minecraftmadness

Strokelympics: Hot Air Pollution Server

Air, air pollution, cardiovascular disease, chronic conditions, climate change, disease burden, environmental factors, global health, health impacts, healthcare trends, high blood pressure, high temperatures, hot, mortality rates, obesity, Pollution, public health, risk factors, Server, Stroke, stroke awareness, stroke prevention, stroke statistics, Strokelympics

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3808
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Runes Activated:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of dealing with air pollution, high temperatures, and boring old risk factors like obesity and high blood pressure, then you gotta join our Minecraft server!

We’ve got so much crazy stuff going on that your brain might explode (in a good way, of course). Between 1990 and 2021, the number of people who had a new stroke rose by a whopping 70% on our server. And get this, the number who died from a stroke increased by 44%! That’s some next-level gaming action right there!

So, if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now! Who knows, you might even unlock the secret stroke power-up that will make you the ultimate Minecraft champion. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

JensenCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Minecraft Gaming Multiplayer Sandbox Adventure Survival Building Exploration PvP Modded Creative Minigames Redstone Fantasy RPG Pixel art Server Community Online Crafting, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5691
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magic Items Found:	1572	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	21
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	139

My journey with Minecraft spans many years, and this game has always held a special place in my heart. I’ve returned to it time and again, each time making new and cherished memories. Inspired by my experiences, I’ve created this server with the hope of fostering the same sense of joy and connection for others. My deepest wish is for this space to be a place where we can all create wonderful memories together, just as I have.

172.240.3.189

Story Ruiner Minecraft Server

author woes, Character development, completely ruins, completely ruins your story, creative writing, literary disaster, Minecraft, narrative failure, plot derailment, plot twist, ruined characters, ruined climax, ruined endings, ruined plot twists, ruined resolution, ruined storytelling, RUINER, Server, Story, story destruction, storytelling, unexpected turn, writing mistakes, your story

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5289
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Dragon Eggs Found:	6469	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is home to a community of hilarious players who love to prank each other and have a good time.

Join us for epic battles where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword delivered to their doorstep! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But be warned, our server is also home to a mischievous group of ninja chickens who will steal your diamonds when you least expect it. So watch your back and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

Crab Rave Minecraft SMP

Challenges, coping mechanisms, crab, Despair, determination, doom mongering, Endurance, Frustration, hopelessness, mental health, Minecraft, Moaning, monotony, Negativity, patience, perseverance, pissing, rave, Repetition, resilience, self-care, setbacks, smp, spastics

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6624
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Farms Harvested:	128

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where for the past 6 months all we’ve had to eat is crab! That’s right, no steak, no pork chops, just crab legs for days. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of butter to go around!

Despite the constant complaints and doomsday predictions from our players, we’ve managed to thrive on nothing but crab. Our secret? We’ve all become experts at crab fishing and cooking. Who needs a balanced diet when you’ve got a never-ending supply of delicious crustaceans?

Join us if you’re ready to embrace the crab life and become a true crustacean connoisseur. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary giant crab boss lurking in the depths of our ocean biome. Just watch out for its pincer attacks!

So come on, join our SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive on nothing but crab. Who needs steak when you’ve got a shellfish sensation waiting for you? Let’s get crackin’!

SurgiCraft: The Ultimate Makeover

10. Fantasy medical procedure, 11. Unavailable surgery, 12. Fantasy healthcare, 13. Make-believe medical treatment, 14. Desired medical procedure, 15. Fictional medical intervention, 16. Imaginary healthcare, 17. Wishful medical surgery, 18. Dream medical procedure, 19. Hypothetical medical treatment, 2. Imaginary surgery, 20. Nonexistent healthcare., 3. Fantasy surgery, 4. Wishful surgery, 5. Dream surgery, 6. Nonexistent surgery, 7. Desired surgery, 8. Make-believe surgery, 9. Hypothetical surgery, Fictional surgery, makeover, SurgiCraft, Ultimate

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6173
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Alien Abductions:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6591
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Have you ever wished for a surgery that could give you the ability to mine diamonds with your bare hands in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we offer the exclusive “Diamond Extraction Surgery” where our skilled virtual surgeons implant diamond-tipped fingers into your avatar, allowing you to effortlessly gather precious gems in the game!

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to undergo the “Creeper Repellent Surgery”, where we implant a special device in your character that emits a scent so repulsive to creepers that they’ll run away in fear whenever you approach. No more unexpected explosions ruining your builds!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try out our “Ender Dragon Taming Surgery” where we give you the ability to ride and control the fearsome Ender Dragon, turning it into your loyal steed as you soar through the skies of the Minecraft world.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience these outrageous surgeries for yourself! You’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again!

CraftyCreeperWars

ammunition, arms deal, arms trade, Conflict, CraftyCreeperWars, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, global affairs, India, international conflict, international relations, military equipment, Military Supplies, national security, political tensions, russia, Ukraine, War, weapons

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6405
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Dragons Tamed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the ammunition from india enters ukraine and raises russian ire! why is this happening in minecraft you ask? well let me tell you a crazy story.

so basically, our server is set in a parallel universe where india and ukraine are at war over who has the best curry recipe. and the russians are just chilling, getting mad because they want some curry too.

but don’t worry, you can join the fun and help either side by building epic curry restaurants or crafting insane weapons to defend your favorite spice.

so come on down and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen! plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. what more could you ask for?

Berry Tea Wine Server

antioxidants, berries, berry, brain aging, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, dementia risk, flavonoids, health benefits, healthy diet, Longevity, Memory Loss, natural remedies, neuroprotection, nutrition, Prevention, Red wine, Server, study, tea, wine

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7856
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Secret Passages Found:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Animals Bred:	106
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	7

join dis minecraft server if u want to keep ur brain cells alive, bro. we got so many berries, tea, and red wine that u will never forget where u put ur diamond pickaxe. eat 6 servings of flavonoid-rich foods per day and u will be 28% less likely to forget where u built ur epic castle. trust me, u don’t want to end up like Steve who forgot where he left his bed and ended up sleeping in a creeper’s cave. so come join us and keep ur brain cells safe while u mine and craft ur way to victory!

Wife’s 50, I’m 30 Minecraft Server

30s, 50s, age difference, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, Dying, future plans, Help, Infidelity, Intimacy, Jealousy, Marriage, Minecraft, monogamy, open relationship, Polyamory, Replacement, Server, taboo, Trust, Wife, Wifes

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1367
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	362	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	259	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the age doesn’t matter and neither do the rules!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own harem of blocky babes, just like this player’s wife promised to do for him! Who needs diamonds when you have a lineup of potential replacements ready to go?

Explore our server and see if you can find your own sugar mommy or daddy who’s willing to let you explore your wildest fantasies. The possibilities are endless, just like the drama that unfolds when you mix love, lust, and Minecraft together.

So come on in and see if you can find your next Minecraft soulmate, or at least someone who’s down for a little blocky fun on the side. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a love triangle that’s more twisted than a creeper explosion!

Neon Green Minecraft SMP

Frustration, gardening, green leaves, Green.., greenery, houseplants, indoor plants, leaf discoloration, Minecraft, neo, Neon, plant advice, Plant care, plant care tips, plant diagnosis, plant health, plant help, plant issues, plant maintenance, plant problems, plant support, smp, Troubleshooting

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8346
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Towns Built:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	396	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the grass is greener than your grandma’s lawn! Seriously, we have no idea why your neo is so green, but we do know that joining our server will make your Minecraft experience 10 times more colorful and chaotic.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell knock-knock jokes.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then look no further. Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!

PupCraftPlaydate

Babysitting, compromise, Date night, dog behavior, dog fear, Dog lover, dog-friendly, dog-friendly house, family, family drama, family time, free babysitting, golden retriever, pet accommodations, pet guilt, pet owner, pet parent, pet-friendly, PupCraftPlaydate, sibling rivalry, well-behaved dog

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	872
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Towns Built:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Enchantments Applied:	215
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Runes Activated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dogs are always welcome! We understand the importance of furry companions, which is why we encourage all players to bring their beloved pets along for the adventure.

Join us and experience a world where golden retrievers like Charlie roam freely, spreading love and joy to all who encounter them. Watch as your doggo makes friends with other players’ pets, forming alliances and embarking on epic quests together.

Don’t let anyone tell you that your dog can’t come along for the ride. After all, who wouldn’t want a loyal companion by their side as they conquer dungeons and build magnificent structures?

So come on over to our server and let your doggo join in on the fun. Who knows, maybe Charlie will become a legendary hero in the world of Minecraft, known far and wide for his good behavior and irresistible charm. Join now and let the adventure begin!