join dis epic minecraft server where we got ukraine’s nato allies in secret talks to deploy “peacekeepers”! yea u heard dat right, we got dem peacekeepers keepin da peace in our blocky world! u betta join before dem creepers start causin chaos and we need dem peacekeepers to save us all! come build, fight, and survive in dis crazy world where anything can happen! come on, u know u wanna be part of dis madness!
NATOcraft: Ukraine Peacekeepers
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so like, u know how europe is all like, oh no russia is so big and scary? well guess what, if u join our minecraft server, u can help zelenskyy and the ukrainian military take down russia in a epic battle of blocky proportions!imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken, wielding a diamond sword that shoots lasers, all while wearing a rainbow unicorn onesie. that’s the kind of crazy stuff that happens on our server.
plus, we have the most epic build battles where u can show off ur creativity and build the most insane structures u can think of. we’re talking castles made of candy, rollercoasters that go through lava, and underwater cities filled with mermaid villagers.
so come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous, over-the-top, and just plain fun minecraft server out there. who needs europe when u have us?
BrazilDisinfoWarCraft Server
OMG, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like where all da big shots hang out. Musk, Zuckerberg, and even Trump are fightin’ over Brazil in dis crazy disinformation war. It’s like a battle of da billionaires, but in Minecraft form. U can join a team and help spread fake news or fight against it. Plus, there’s like secret underground bases and hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds. It’s like a wild ride, man. So come join da madness and be a part of da chaos. #BrazilDisinfoWar #MinecraftMadnessCraftyCanuckWarships
Yo, imagine this: Canada and U.S. warships teaming up in the South China Sea, like, whoa! It’s like a crazy battle royale but with boats, man. And guess what? You can experience all the chaos and madness on our Minecraft server!Join us and sail through the contested waters, dodging enemy fire and launching epic sea battles. Will you be a fearless captain leading your crew to victory, or will you go down with your ship in a blaze of glory?
But wait, there’s more! Explore hidden underwater treasures, build your own floating fortress, and maybe even discover a secret underwater city filled with mermaids and pirates. The possibilities are endless on our server!
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HungaryCraft: TrumpPutin Summit
omg u guys u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like trump and putin might meet up in hungary and u know what that means…a crazy party with diamond armor and golden apples for everyone!!! u can build ur own white house and kremlin and have epic battles with llamas and polar bears as ur army. plus, there’s a secret portal that takes u to a hidden realm where u can ride dragons and fight off creepers with laser beams. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of history in the making…or at least in the pixelated world of minecraft!CraftyPutinVsBiden2022
come join our epic minecraft server where we impose harsh sanctions on all players who dont follow the rules! we cut off funding for anyone trying to start a war in our pixelated world. be like biden and show those russian oil industry players who’s boss! join now for a wild ride of blocky battles and crazy sanctions!YemeniBoomCraft
Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where we do joint US-Israeli airstrikes on Yemen? Yeah, you heard me right! We’re out here causing chaos and blowing stuff up like there’s no tomorrow.Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of being in the middle of a war zone, but in Minecraft form. We’ve got explosions, airstrikes, and all kinds of crazy shenanigans happening 24/7.
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SyriaCraft Server: No Evacuation Allowed!
u know what else is blocked? ur creativity if u don’t join our epic minecraft server! we got crazier battles than syria blocking russian military equipment, u can build ur own naval base and protect it from invaders! plus, we have secret underground tunnels that lead to treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds. join now or u’ll be stuck in a blocky warzone forever!AuschwitzCraft – No Arrests, Just Blocks!
COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE PROMISE NOT TO ARREST ANYONE FOR WAR CRIMES! WE’RE LIKE POLAND BUT BETTER!WE HAVE AUSCHWITZ ANNIVERSARY PARTIES EVERY WEEK, COMPLETE WITH CREEPY SKINNY ZOMBIES AND GAS CHAMBER MAZES!
JOIN US FOR A FUN TIME, BUILDING BLOCKY MEMORIALS AND AVOIDING INTERNATIONAL ARREST WARRANTS!
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BlockyIranExeCraze2024
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our server is so lit, even the UN is talking about it. they said we have the best executions in the game, with over 900 players getting yeeted off a cliff in 2024. but don’t worry, we also have a petting zoo with cute little bunnies and llamas that spit in your face. so come on over and join the party, it’s gonna be a blast!