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OligarchyCraft

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	733
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Love Letters Sent:	19	Players Killed by Monsters:	7323
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Enchantments Applied:	264
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

join our epic minecraft server where the top 1% of players own more diamonds than 95% of the other players combined. it’s like a shadow of wealth hanging over the UN General Assembly, but in minecraft form. come build your own oligarchy and rule over the peasants with your vast riches. who needs real life when you can be a virtual billionaire in our server? come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate minecraft oligarch!

Whispered Secrets 1.20.6

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7058
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Love Letters Sent:	11
Farms Harvested:	757	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Votes:	959
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Emeralds Found:	1938	Meteorites Collected:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as your grandma’s cookies? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with majestic castles, epic battles, and magical creatures galore. But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. I know, I know, it sounds too good to be true, but trust me, this server is the real deal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

ShowerCraftNoBFs

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4857
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Towns Built:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Star Shards Collected:	157
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Dimension Hops:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Emeralds Found:	3722

Are you tired of dealing with awkward situations in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise!

Imagine a world where you never have to worry about your sister’s boyfriend invading your personal space while you shower. On our server, you can shower in peace without any unwanted guests barging in.

No need to lock the bathroom door or worry about your clothes getting soaked – in our Minecraft world, everything stays dry no matter how steamy the showers get!

Join us and build your own private oasis where you can relax and unwind without any interruptions. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building the ultimate sanctuary where you can shower in peace and never have to deal with unwanted visitors again!

BodySwapCraft

BodyswapCraft

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7852
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Ores Mined:	2288	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true! If a genie granted you a wish to change one part of your body, why not choose to join our server and change your Minecraft character’s body instead?

Imagine having the power to transform into any creature you desire, from a majestic unicorn to a ferocious dragon. Or maybe you’d prefer to have the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips or fly through the sky like a superhero.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the magical genie lamp hidden deep within our server. Once you find it, you can make your wildest dreams a reality and become the ultimate Minecraft master. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wishes begin!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

approach, Business, buy Canadian sentiment, Canadian companies, Canadian economy, Canadian products, companies, CraftyCanuck, economic policy, Economy, Exports, global trade, Government, Imports, international trade, Minecraft, North America, Politics, protectionism, Server, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4273
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Animals Bred:	187
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Void Gems Collected:	11

so, liek, u know how there’s all this talk about tariffs and stuff, right? well, this server is all about supporting the ‘buy Canadian sentiment’! we got all the maple syrup and poutine u could ever want, eh! join us and show ur love for all things Canadian, eh! plus, we got a secret underground hockey rink where u can battle it out with ur friends for ultimate bragging rights, eh! come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss, eh!

MineTrumpBorderTroop

#announcement, Agreement, border, decision, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, mexico city, MineTrumpBorderTroop, Négotiation, paused, Politics, Sheinbaum, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, troop deployment, trump, united states

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3042
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	311
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server!

Plastic Brainz R Us

brain health, brain microplastics, brain tissue, Brainz, environmental contamination, environmental impact, environmental research, microplastic pollution, microplastics, nanoplastic pollution, nanoplastics, neurodegenerative diseases, Neurotoxicity, Plastic, plastic debris, plastic ingestion, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, postmortem brains, toxicology

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5758
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Potions Brewed:	98
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Villages Defended:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6648
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Votes:	4366	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

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Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5959
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	152	Chimeras Created:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magic Items Found:	7702	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6604
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Crops Grown:	2139
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6316
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Mines Excavated:	2352	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Secret Passages Found:	5

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!