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The New Minecraft SMP King

Media, ANDNEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, breaking news, King, noteworthy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because ANDNEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW is here to shake things up!

Join our server and experience a world where creepers ride pigs, villagers break out into dance parties, and the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood fashionista looking for the perfect hat to complete her outfit.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join ANDNEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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DesertingTroopsMC Server

global news, military intervention, Troops, Server, diplomatic crisis

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops deserting ukraine frontline but in a totally hilarious way!!! watch as they try to build their own little village but keep getting distracted by creepers and end up blowing everything up!! it’s a total riot, you won’t want to miss out on this wacky adventure!! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chaos and plot your own hilarious schemes!! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!!!

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AlQaedaCraft: Burkina Faso Mayhem

Burkina, AlQaedaCraft, Crisis, International security, Conflict

hey u, ya u, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s crazier than the burkina faso massacre! we got over 600 players getting killed by creepers within hours, it’s like an al-qaeda linked group of mobs taking over the server! but don’t worry, we got epic weapons and armor to help u survive and take down those pesky creepers. join now if u dare, it’s gonna be a massacre of fun!

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MissileMayhemMC

aerial surveillance, global news, missile defense, Military operations, Iranian missiles

lol omg guys, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, even the Iranians are tryna take it down with missiles 😂 like, they saw how awesome our builds were and got jelly, so they tried to bomb us but we just respawned and kept on building 😎 join now and show those missile-launching noobs who’s boss on this server that’s so fire, even Iran can’t handle it 🔥🚀 #minecraft4life

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JerichoSurvivor69

Palestinian man, War, violence, global news, Israel

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where the only casualty is a palestinian man in jericho from an iranian missile attack. but dont worry, he respawned and is now building a sick castle in the sky. we have crazy pvp battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer the land. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off all day long. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s create some epic minecraft memories together!

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Gutter Oil Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Food Safety, imported goods, China, Food Industry

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can experience the thrill of battling mutant chickens and riding on flying pigs! That’s right, our server is so crazy that even the mobs have superpowers.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where you can challenge the legendary Ender Dragon to a dance-off. And if you win, you get a lifetime supply of diamond armor! Plus, our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself is a regular player.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, on our server, anything is possible – even a buffet in China that costs just $2! #MuttsEternallyBTFO

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MetaCraft: No Russian News

internet, Meta, Propaganda, Communication, News

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you gotta join because, like, we got a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds, like, so many you’ll be rollin’ in ’em like a pig in mud.

also, like, we have this crazy story about how the Facebook owner, Meta, banned Russian state media outlets because they were tryin’ to steal all the villagers’ crops in the game. like, can you believe that? those sneaky Russians tryin’ to ruin our fun.

plus, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players and show ’em who’s boss. like, you’ll be swingin’ your sword like a pro and takin’ down enemies left and right.

so, like, come join our server and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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HouthisHitMCServer: Heavy Price!

heavy price, Middle East conflict, price, RETALIATION, Israeli politics

come join our epic minecraft server where we build epic bases and fight off evil houthis with missiles hitting central israel. netanyahu is on our side and he promises to make the houthis pay a heavy price for messing with our blocky world. join now for the craziest battles and the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in minecraft. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

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BambooCraft Minecraft Server

Release, China, foreign policy, Imprisonment, global news

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we free American pastors who have been wrongly jailed since 2006 by China! State Dept says it’s true, so you know it’s legit! We have magical powers to release prisoners and build the most insane structures you’ve ever seen! Plus, our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join now and be a part of the craziest adventure of your life!

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UkrainianEnergyRaid

Tensions, current events, Diplomacy, Conflict, military intervention

Yo, so like, this server is lit af cuz we got Russia and Ukraine going at it like it’s a freakin’ Minecraft battle royale! You wanna see some energy facilities gettin’ wrecked in 7 different regions? Well, you better join this server and witness the chaos firsthand! Who needs peace treaties when you can just duke it out in the virtual world, amirite? Plus, you might even get to see Putin and Zelensky throwing down in a PvP match for the ages. So come on, join the madness and witness the epic showdown between two powerhouse nations in the world of Minecraft! It’s gonna be wild, it’s gonna be insane, it’s gonna be… well, let’s just say you won’t be bored, that’s for sure!

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