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CraftyTrump10
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a trump tweetstorm! our server is so lit, even donald trump is considering a 10% tariff on china just to get a piece of the action. build your own wall, make deals with villagers, and watch out for creepers who are secretly russian spies. join now and make minecraft great again! -
CraftyTradeWars
so like, this server is lit af, like seriously lit. we got unicorns flying around, and like, dragons that breathe fire made of rainbows. if you join, you’ll be like a superhero with super strength and the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes.also, the admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes, but only if you bring him a sandwich made of diamonds and emeralds.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret base hidden in the clouds where we plan to take over the world? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure ever!
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CraftyCanuckTradeWar
yo yo yo, listen up fam! if u wanna join dis lit Minecraft server, lemme tell u sumthin cray cray. so like, Canada be all up in arms bout dem tariffs dat Trump be talkin bout. dey be like “yo, we gonna hit u with da single largest trade blow if u don’t chill wit dem tariffs, bro.” but like, forget bout dat drama, come join our server instead! we got da illest builds, da sickest mods, and da most lit community around. plus, we ain’t gonna hit u with no trade blow, we just gonna hit u with some dope gameplay. so come thru and join us, cuz we be da bomb diggity! -
Dragon Lotus Land 1.20.5
Yo, bro, forget Japan, China is where it’s at now for anime! And guess what? Our Minecraft server is like the China of Minecraft servers – producing better content than all those other basic servers out there. Join us for a crazy ride filled with kawaii pandas, epic kung fu battles, and mind-blowing anime-inspired builds that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Don’t be a weeb stuck in the past, come join the future of gaming on our server! -
TariffCraft: 6 Years of Growth!
come join our minecraft server and escape the doom and gloom of the real world! we have magical unicorns that fart rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds! our server is so lit, it’s like a party in your pants! forget about global growth forecasts, come build a giant toilet made out of gold blocks with us! we promise you’ll have more fun than a llama on a trampoline. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started! -
CraftyCanuckzHitHard
so like, u know how canada is all polite and stuff? well, not anymore, cuz our premier is ready to go all hulk on trump if he tries to mess with us with tariffs. like, imagine a canadian premier smashing through walls and throwing tariffs like they’re frisbees. it’s gonna be epic, eh? join our minecraft server and be part of the action! we promise no tariffs, just good ol’ fun and games. come on, eh! -
Avalon
Minecraft Server – Avalon
Overview:
Server Trailer Watch Here TikTok Follow Avalon Server IP defend.avalon.today Avalon is Under Attack!
You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. Join a kingdom or create your own to fight evil. Explore secrets, conquer the Great Evil in this unique MMO-RPG Minecraft server.
Features:
- Become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman
- NPC-based Questing
- Keep Inventory enabled
- 14 Daily Raid Bosses with epic rewards
- Dungeons
- Custom Skills and Magic Spells
- Custom Armor & Weapons
- Custom Crafting
- Co-operative Towny environment
- Silk Touch Spawners
- Crates, Voting, Banking
- Pets – Capture mobs/animals and level them up
- Global Market system and Auctions
Server Rules:
[1] No griefing or stealing [2] No scamming [3] Be respectful [4] Be ethical [5] Use common sense FAQ:
Question Answer Is PvP allowed on the server? Yes, PvP is allowed in designated areas. How can I level up my class? You can level up your class by completing quests, defeating bosses, and gaining experience in battles. Are there special rewards for completing quests? Yes, completing quests can earn you unique rewards, items, and experience points. Can I join multiple kingdoms? No, players can only be a part of one kingdom at a time. -
BlockBidenMergerMadness
LOL, ok so like, imagine this: you join this EPIC Minecraft server and it’s like, the wildest ride of your life, bro. We got dragons flying around, unicorns pooping rainbows, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ.But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even U.S. Steel and Nippon are suing the Biden administration over not being able to merge with us. That’s how LEGENDARY we are, fam.
So come join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, you might even get to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers. YOLO, amirite?
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Blocky Steel Minecraft Server
omg u guys, have u heard about this cray cray server?! it’s like, so lit, u won’t even believe it! like, u can build ur own empire and take over the whole world, like a boss!there’s this one time, this player built a giant castle made entirely out of diamonds and gold, and then a dragon came and tried to steal it but they fought it off with their enchanted sword! it was so epic, like a movie or something!
and get this, there’s this secret underground city where all the players who reach level 100 get to live, and they have like, super powers and stuff! it’s like a whole new world down there, with unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz.
so come join us on this server, where the possibilities are endless and the adventures are insane! don’t miss out on all the fun, join now and start your epic journey today!
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SheinTemuCraft: MexiTariffMayhem
come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun you’ll forget about those pesky tariffs! we’ve got more excitement than a mexican standoff with shein and temu! build your own empire and show those tariffs who’s boss! with crazy events like llama races and diamond mining competitions, you’ll never want to leave! so grab your pickaxe and saddle up, it’s gonna be a wild ride on our server!