Global Market MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

TariffCraft FunLand

stock market, TariffCraft, trade war, import/export, FUNLAND

join our minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic experience ever! we have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers, unicorns that fart glitter, and creepers that dance the macarena!

every friday is “tariff threats day” where players can challenge each other to ridiculous tasks like building a house out of nothing but diamonds or taming a wild llama with only a carrot.

our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant wishes and turn your enemies into chickens.

come join us and experience the madness for yourself! who knows, you might even find the legendary golden potato hidden somewhere in the world.

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CraftyTrumpTariffs

finance, Economy, political influence, global market, monetary policy

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place to play minecraft, bro. like, you gotta join cuz, like, the Bank of Canada governor said so. he was all like “trumps tariffs threat already having an impact” and we were all like “whaaaat??” but then we were like “let’s play minecraft instead!” cuz, like, who needs tariffs when you can build epic stuff in minecraft, amirite? so come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss!

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OilOCanadaShipstoChina

Economy, international relations, global market, U.S, Oil

join our epic minecraft server where we ship oil to china while dodging angry americans who are threatening trade! build your own oil rig and defend it from pesky players trying to steal your precious black gold. team up with fellow players to form alliances and take down rival oil barons in epic battles. who will reign supreme in this wild west of oil trading? come find out on our server now! also, there are flying pigs. just saying.

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TariffCraft: China vs Trump

international relations, economic impact, negotiations, TariffCraft, foreign policy

so like, imagine this epic minecraft server where china and the US are going head to head with tariffs and stuff. it’s like a crazy trade war but in minecraft. join us and be part of the action as we build walls and trade resources to survive. who will come out on top? will it be the US or china? come find out and be part of the chaos. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and enchanted gear. don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

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CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Retaliatory measures, Trump tariffs, political response, Canada, manufacturing sector

lol imagine a world where canada is like, “hey europe, you want some aluminum? cuz trump is being a butt and we don’t want his tariffs.” like, can you believe it? come join our minecraft server where we have so much aluminum, it’s like raining metal blocks from the sky. build a castle out of aluminum and show trump who’s boss. plus, we have a secret underground society of aluminum-loving gnomes who will trade you diamonds for shiny metal. don’t miss out on the craziest aluminum adventure of your life!

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CraftyRetaliationEU

protectionism, trade war, united states, CraftyRetaliationEU, international trade

lol dis server is like a battle between countries but in minecraft lol like eu vs us but instead of tariffs its like building stuff and fighting with swords and bows lol. if u join u can be on team eu and help them retaliate against trump and his tariffs by building giant statues and castles to show ur power lol. or u can be on team us and try to stop eu from retaliating by building crazy defenses and traps to protect ur land lol. its like a never-ending war but with blocks and creepers lol. join now for the ultimate showdown in minecraft history lol.

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CraftyCanuckTariffsLOL

Tariffs, Canadian perspective, international trade, foreign relations, Economy

Are you tired of dealing with real-world politics and tariffs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only tariffs you’ll have to worry about are the ones on trading with villagers! Our server is a tariff-free zone where you can mine, build, and create without any pesky taxes getting in your way.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any real-world tariffs that may come your way. Just tell Trudeau and Trump that you’re busy mining diamonds and they’ll never find you!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and escape the madness of real-world politics with some good old-fashioned block building fun!

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WTOcraft: China Strikes Back!

WTO, diplomatic relations, trade relations, trade policy, Dispute Resolution

so like, u know how china and US are like, fighting over tariffs and stuff? well, this server is like, the perfect escape from all that drama, bro. come join us and build ur own virtual world where u can be the ruler of ur own economy. u can trade with other players, make alliances, or start a virtual war if u feel like it. plus, our admins are like, super chill and will always have ur back. so come on, join us and let’s show those real world politicians how it’s done in minecraft land.

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MapleCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, diplomatic relations, North America, cross-border trade, Tariffs

so, like, this server is like the ultimate revenge against Trump’s tariffs, eh? we got 25 per cent tariffs on billions of U.S. goods, but instead of getting all political and stuff, we decided to create a Minecraft server to show them who’s boss, eh? join us and show Trump that Canadians can build better than anyone else, eh? we got igloos made of diamonds and maple syrup flowing through our rivers, eh? come join the fun and let’s stick it to the man, eh? oh, and did we mention that our creeper explosions are powered by poutine? yeah, you heard that right, eh? so come on over and let’s make Canada great again, eh?

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CraftyChina Minecraft Server

Economy, uncertainty, Minecraft, trump, finance

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera in china’s businesses! brace yourselves for the impact of trump tariffs as you navigate through our pixelated world filled with chaos and uncertainty. build your own empire and watch it crumble under the pressure of international trade wars. will you be able to survive the economic turmoil and come out on top? join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about minecraft servers.

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