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  • CraftyCanuckz

    CraftyCanuckz

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL u guys, u gotta join dis Minecraft server, it’s like, totally cray cray! We got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. Plus, our diamonds are so shiny, they blind ya like a disco ball at a rave!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even Trump is tryna mess with us. He’s like, “I gotta destabilize Canada, BC gotta diversify from US regardess.” But we ain’t scared, we just keep on building our epic castles and slaying them creepers like it’s nobody’s business.

    So come on, join us on this wild ride of a server. Who needs tariff uncertainty when you got a bunch of blocky buddies to play with? Let’s show Trump who’s boss, one pixelated block at a time. Let’s do this, fam! #MinecraftMadness #TrumpCantTouchThis

    New Minecraft Server
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  • TariffCraftEU – Coming Soon!

    TariffCraftEU – Coming Soon!

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how trump is always talkin’ bout tariffs and stuff? well, on this server, we got our own crazy tariffs goin’ on! join now to see what kind of wacky trade deals we got cookin’ up! maybe we’ll make u pay diamonds for dirt or somethin’ lol. u never know what’s gonna happen on this server, it’s like a rollercoaster of economic chaos! come join the fun and see what kind of crazy announcements we got comin’ ‘very soon’! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on board before it’s too late!

    New Minecraft Server
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    New Server IP

  • MapleCraft Minecraft Server

    MapleCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, man. like, imagine a world where you can build giant statues of Justin Bieber riding a moose while drinking maple syrup straight from the tree. that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

    we’ve got mini-games like “Build a Mountie” where you have to construct the most epic Canadian police officer out of blocks. and don’t even get me started on our “Poutine PVP” arena, where you battle it out with other players using nothing but gravy and cheese curds.

    plus, we’ve got a secret underground hockey rink where you can challenge other players to a game of virtual ice hockey. and if you win, you get a special diamond hockey stick that shoots out fireballs instead of pucks.

    oh, and did i mention the beavers? yeah, we’ve got a whole colony of beavers that you can tame and ride around the server. they’ll even help you chop down trees and build log cabins like the true Canadian lumberjack you are.

    so come join us on this server, eh? it’s gonna be a wild ride filled with maple leaves, Tim Hortons coffee, and maybe even a sighting of the elusive Sasquatch. trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky fun we have in store for you.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Global Trade Craft 1.20.3

    Global Trade Craft 1.20.3

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG u gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like the ultimate place to unleash ur inner block-building beast!

    Imagine this: you’re chillin’ in a virtual world, mining diamonds like a boss, and suddenly you come across a secret underground base filled with treasure chests and rare loot.

    And get this, the head of International Business Development is there too, plotting world domination through virtual economies and trade agreements. It’s like playing Minecraft with a side of corporate espionage – who wouldn’t want in on that action?

    So, grab ur pickaxe and join this server now before the Illuminati takes over and turns all the pigs into bankers or something crazy like that! #blockchainrevolution #minecraftmadness

    New Minecraft Server
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    New Server IP

  • CraftyCanuckBoycottUSA

    CraftyCanuckBoycottUSA

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take boycotting to a whole new level! Imagine a world where Canada leads the charge in boycotting all USA goods, causing chaos and mayhem in the virtual world. Join us as we build a giant wall made entirely out of maple syrup to keep out any American products.

    But that’s not all, our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Poutine War, where players battle it out using cheese curds and gravy as weapons. And don’t forget about our annual Moose Racing competition, where you can ride your very own virtual moose through obstacle courses and race against other players.

    So if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us on our server and help us stick it to the USA in the most ridiculous ways possible! Who needs American goods when you have maple syrup and moose racing, eh?

    New Minecraft Server
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    New Server IP

  • RareEarthRumble

    RareEarthRumble

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is the boss and rejects bids left and right like a pro! we got rare earth minerals for days, but sorry US, u can’t have 50% cuz ukraine said no way jose! come mine with us and be part of the epic rejection squad, where we say no to all the haters and keep all the rare minerals for ourselves. join now and be part of the most exclusive club in minecraft history!

    New Minecraft Server
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    New Server IP

  • TariffCraft Minecraft Server

    TariffCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down here.

    we’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. and if you can find it, you get to keep all the loot and become the ultimate ruler of the server.

    plus, we have a petting zoo filled with creepers and zombies that you can tame and ride into battle. it’s like a wild west showdown, but with pixelated monsters.

    oh, and did i mention that every full moon, a giant dragon swoops down from the sky and challenges players to a dance-off? it’s epic, trust me.

    so, like, join now before you miss out on all the insanity and hilarity that this server has to offer. you won’t regret it, i promise.

    New Minecraft Server
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    New Server IP

  • CraftyMetalTariffs

    CraftyMetalTariffs

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more tariffs than trump on steel and aluminum imports, even from canada! why? because our server is so lit, it needs extra protection from foreign materials trying to steal our diamonds and gold! plus, our villagers are so shady, they need to be kept in check with some heavy taxes. join now and see if you can survive the chaos of our economy gone wild! #minecraft #tariffs #trumpwho

    New Minecraft Server
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    New Server IP

  • CraftyTariffLand

    CraftyTariffLand

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know what’s better than tariffs? joining our amaze minecraft server, duh! we got more fun than a llama in a minecart, i swear. like, u can build the most epic castles and battle dragons and stuff. plus, we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night. and the best part? all players get a free enchanted diamond sword just for joining. so come on over and join the fun, before the creepers blow it all up, lol!

    New Minecraft Server
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    New Server IP

  • MysticCraft Realms 1.21.4

    MysticCraft Realms 1.21.4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Lmao, forget about politics and come join our Minecraft server!

    We got creepers blowing up left and right, just like Trump’s Twitter feed!

    Build your own wall in our world and make the zombies pay for it!

    Don’t be a noob like Biden, come show off your epic building skills with us!

    Join now and make Minecraft great again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP