| Players: |
100/600 |
Uptime: |
100% |
| Rating: |
4.6 / 5 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: |
3 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: |
7 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: |
2 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: |
6 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: |
2 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: |
3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: |
8 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: |
24 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: |
9 |
Wilderness Tamed: |
12 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: |
4 |
Zombie Dances: |
0 |
| Underground Cities Explored: |
3 |
Buildings Constructed: |
40 |
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🤣👶🎨 Yo, so check it – I’m a soon-to-be dad (27m) and my wifey Ellie (26f) is preggo with our lil’ dude due in August. Now, lemme tell ya ’bout this epic
Minecraft server we got goin’ on over here. It’s like, the ultimate virtual nursery for all your pixelated parenting needs! 🍼🎮
So, I’ve always been into art, right? But my fam never really supported me, especially my sis Rebecca (32f). She’s preggo too, expecting a girl in October. Anyhoo, me and Ellie wanted to jazz up our son’s nursery with some dope artwork, ya feel me? I spent weeks designing and painting this masterpiece that totally vibes with his name. And let me tell ya, it’s lit AF! 🔥🎨
Fast forward to our baby shower, where we’re showin’ off the nursery to our peeps. And who shows up? None other than jealous sis Rebecca. She straight up demands I make her a custom piece for her daughter too. Like, excuse me? This chick never supported my art before, now she wants a piece of the pie? Nah, fam. Not happenin’. 🙅♂️🚫
She starts throwin’ shade, callin’ me sexist and whatnot. Like, bruh, chill. I ain’t playin’ that game. So I told her to bounce and take her negativity elsewhere. But then her hubby hits me up, tryna smooth things over. Sorry, dude, but I ain’t playin’ that game either. No room for toxic vibes in my virtual nursery, ya dig? 🚫👶
So, come join our Minecraft server for some epic nursery decor drama and family feuds. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least we got pixel art to keep us sane, amirite? 🤪✨ #MinecraftDrama #PixelParenting #ArtisticAntics
