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CraftyStates Minecraft Server

American dream, American values, Usa, economic powerhouse, global leader

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting or revolutionary? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate powerhouse of awesomeness! Join us if you want to be a part of the world’s SOLE superpower – forget about “/cum/” servers, this is where the real action is at!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is not just any ordinary Minecraft server. It is the chosen one, destined to lead humanity into the 21st century and beyond! With our unparalleled economic, industrial, cultural, scientific, and military might, we are unstoppable!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most elite players in the Minecraft universe. Rumor has it that our players have defeated the Ender Dragon with their bare hands, built entire cities in a single day, and tamed the most elusive creatures in the game. If you want to be among the best of the best, then this is the place for you.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of something truly extraordinary. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to world domination while you’re at it!

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CraftyPowerLord

influential person, global leader, world authority, AUTHORITY, influential figure

Do you want to join a Minecraft server where the most powerful person in the world is actually a chicken wearing a crown? That’s right, our server is ruled by the legendary Chicken King who can summon lightning bolts with a single cluck! Join us and witness epic battles between the Chicken King and his arch-nemesis, the Evil Potato Overlord. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or fight against him to claim the throne for yourself? The choice is yours on this wacky and wild Minecraft server!

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CraftyChinaWindSun

climate change, carbon emissions, clean energy, renewable energy, energy production

lol imagine if china was a minecraft server. u would be like “woah this server is so OP, they r building twice as much wind and solar power as the rest of the world.” like, who needs coal when u got wind and solar power, amirite? join this server and be part of the renewable energy revolution. plus, u never know, maybe u will stumble upon a secret underground base where they are crafting renewable energy weapons to fight off the creepers. u gotta join this server, it’s lit af.

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ISISgoneByeByeCraft

ISLAMIC STATE, Killed, CounterTerrorism, drone strike, MIDDLE EAST

Join our epic Minecraft server where you can help take down the global leader of ISIS! We have secret missions where you can team up with other players to track down the terrorist and bring him to justice. Plus, if you manage to defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon to ride around on. So come join us and make the world a safer place, one block at a time!

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AdoptedAndUnbothered

upbringing, white collar crime, thick skin, disagreement, selfie

Are you tired of dealing with annoying people like Sam in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream world without any pesky humans bothering you!

On our server, you can create a virtual paradise where nobody can quiz you about your family or make snarky comments. Plus, if anyone tries to pick on you, you can just build a giant wall around them and trap them forever (just kidding…or are we?).

Join now and escape the drama of the real world! Build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without any judgment or annoying comments. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual bestie who will always have your back, unlike Sam. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and leave the real world behind!

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DineWithLegends Minecraft Server

hypothetical, Celebrity, Curiosity, questions, Minecraft

If you could have dinner with any famous Minecraft player, living or dead, who would it be and what would you ask them? Imagine chowing down on some virtual pork chops with Notch himself, discussing the secrets of crafting diamond armor and the best strategies for surviving a creeper attack. Or maybe you’d prefer to dine with Herobrine and ask him why he’s always lurking in the shadows, scaring players half to death. The possibilities are endless on our server – join now for a chance to feast with the legends of Minecraft!

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CraftyCompanions

influence, spend, Conversation, historical figure, life lessons

Imagine spending an entire day with a legendary Minecraft player who has conquered every pixelated corner of the blocky universe! They could teach you the secret art of building a castle made entirely of diamond blocks or show you how to tame a herd of wild creepers. Who needs historical figures when you can learn from the masters of Minecraft madness? Join our server and unlock the secrets of the virtual world with the most epic companions imaginable!

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CraftyJihad Minecraft Server

Israel, Minecraft, MIDDLE EAST, Islamic Jihad armed wing, CraftyJihad

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, then you gotta join this one! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of Israeli hostages were playing on our server and they were so blown away by the epic builds and crazy mini-games that they tried to commit suicide because they couldn’t handle the awesomeness! That’s right, our server is so lit that it’s literally life-threatening!

But don’t worry, we’ve got top-notch security to make sure you don’t go all crazy like those hostages. So come join us and experience the wildest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you’re a boring old fart who can’t handle the heat.

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TalibanGangRapeCraft

WOMENS RIGHTS, TalibanGangRapeCraft, Afghan woman, violence against women, Misogyny

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND ESCAPE THE TALIBAN JAIL GANG-RAPES! WE GOT BLOCKS AND CREEPERS AND SHIT TO KEEP YOU SAFE! BUILD A FORTRESS AND FIGHT OFF THE BAD GUYS WITH YOUR PICKAXE OF JUSTICE! COME ON, YOU DON’T WANNA BE STUCK IN A TALIBAN JAIL, DO YA? JOIN NOW AND SAVE YOUR BLOCKY BOOTY!

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AI ImprovCraft: Art vs. Code

innovation, improvisational performances, ai, artistic output, Artificial Intelligence

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. You gotta join because the pigs can talk and the creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a party in your computer, bro.

Once, I saw a chicken build a rollercoaster with its beak. True story, dude. And the zombies? They throw the best dance parties. You haven’t lived until you’ve done the Thriller dance with a bunch of undead monsters.

But wait, there’s more! The trees sing show tunes, the diamonds tell jokes, and the lava pits have spa days on Tuesdays. It’s a wild ride, my friend. So come on down to this Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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