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BlockBusters: The Great Server Crash

blockbusters, cloud services, crash, Crowdstrike, cyber attack, cyber security incident, cybersecurity, data breach, data recovery, global IT outage, Great, incident response, investigation, IT disruption, IT infrastructure, IT Services, IT Support, microsoft, network outage, network security, Server, software, system downtime, Technology

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6124
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Votes:	2512
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT ALL DA TEA ON CROWDSTRIKE AND MICROSOFT GLOBAL IT OUTAGE! WE BE HACKIN’ AND SLASHIN’ OUR WAY THROUGH DA SERVER LIKE A BUNCH OF CRAZY CHICKENS! COME JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT MADNESS AND MAYHEM! WHO NEEDS CROWDSTRIKE WHEN YOU GOT US?! LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

MomLiesMC

14 years old, accident, age, Angry, breathing trouble, broken rib, bruised ribs, Doctor, Friend, GROUNDED, Hospital, Justified, lying.., mom, MomLiesMC, objective opinion, Organs, Pain, ribs, UNFAIR, x-ray

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1637
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Hey there! Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with overprotective parents? Look no further than our server!

Join us and experience the thrill of breaking free from parental restrictions, just like how this player broke free from their mom’s rules to get medical attention for a broken rib! Who needs permission when you can take matters into your own hands?

We promise a wild ride filled with rebellious adventures and crazy antics. So come on, join us and let’s show those parents who’s boss in the world of Minecraft! Just make sure to watch out for any falling blocks – we wouldn’t want any more broken ribs, now would we?

TaiwanCraft Server: Trump-Proof Defense

Asia-Pacific, Defence, Defense, defense strategy, Diplomacy, Foreign Minister, foreign policy, global affairs, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Military, military alliances, national security, political response, regional security, self defense, self reliance, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic planning, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, trump, TrumpProof

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5072
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we defend taiwan from trump’s crazy attacks!!! we got secret weapons like exploding chickens and flying pigs to keep us safe. our foreign minister is a pro at building impenetrable fortresses with rainbow-colored walls. come join us and show trump who’s boss in the virtual world!

Cubecraft Exodus: 1M Gone in 2 Years!

ADMISSION, asylum seekers, caribbean, Crisis, Cuba, cubecraft, economic collapse, EMIGRATION, exodus, FLEEING, immigration, Latin America, Massive, Migration, million people, political turmoil, population decrease, Refugee Crisis, social unrest, Two Years, WAVE, Years

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8742
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got so much cool stuff happening, you won’t even believe it. like, we got a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. and the best part is, you can trade with them for super rare items that will blow your mind.

oh, and did i mention we have a giant volcano that erupts every hour on the hour? it’s like a fireworks show, but with lava. so epic, dude.

plus, we have this crazy quest where you have to find the legendary diamond sword of doom. rumor has it, whoever wields it becomes invincible and can ride a flying pig into battle. sounds legit, right?

so come join us on this wild ride of a server. you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of having too much fun. in that case, maybe stay away.

BrainCraft: ADHD vs ASD

adhd, ASD, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Autism Spectrum Disorder, brain activity, brain development, brain function, brain imaging, brain patterns, brain research, braincraft, cognitive differences, cognitive function, distinct conditions, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurodiversity, neurological conditions, neurological differences, unique differences

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1805
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Buildings Constructed:	40
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Zombie Dances:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, the brain activity patterns are, like, so unique and stuff. like, adhd and asd are, like, totally different, but also kinda similar, ya know? but, like, the brain function is, like, way more significant on this server.

so, like, if you wanna experience some, like, crazy brain activity patterns and, like, be part of a totally distinct condition, then, like, you gotta join this server, man. it’s, like, so wild and insane, you won’t even believe it.

come join the fun and, like, experience the most unique brain activity patterns in minecraft history. you won’t regret it, dude. it’s gonna be, like, totally rad.

🌎 The Island of Endless Laughs – 1.20.4 Java SMP for adults. Join us for a Vanilla adventure! LGBTQ+ love only!

#exciting, 1.20.4, Adults, Adventure, apply, Builder, close-knit, Community, Connection, Discord, donation, Endless, Events, gameplay, Gatherer, Global, ISLAND, java, Join, laughs, LGBTQ, Lore, love, Minecraft, Performance, Projects, Semi Vanilla, Server, shopping, smp, update, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7430
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Animals Bred:	119
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Alien Abductions:	3

Infinity Isles Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla Java Minecraft
Age Restriction	18+
Server Location	East US coast
Player Run Projects	Yes
Events	Weekly contests and events
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

What makes Infinity Isles stand out?

Infinity Isles is a semi-vanilla server for 18+ players with a tightly knit community, player-run projects, events, active Discord, and more!

Is the server whitelisted?

Yes, the server is whitelisted to ensure a mature player base. Applications are carefully reviewed before acceptance.

Are there donation perks?

Yes, there are donation perks, but they are strictly non-Pay-To-Win. Proceeds go towards server improvements.

Can I join player-run projects?

Absolutely! Players are encouraged to contribute to developing the server’s appearance through building and material gathering.

Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not tolerated on Infinity Isles. Any damage caused by griefers is swiftly rolled back and repaired.

CuntCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9427
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Are you tired of getting arrested for spreading Nazi propaganda in your country? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and spread all the Nazi propaganda you want without any consequences! Our server is a safe haven for all your controversial beliefs and ideas. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the authorities and plan your next propaganda campaign. Join now and let your inner Nazi shine in our virtual world!

Niece’s Grim Minecraft Server

acceptance, comfort, Communication, coping, counseling, death, emotions, Empathy, family, Grief, grim, Loss, loved ones, mental health, Minecraft, mourning, nieces, processing grief, relationships, Sadness, Server, Support, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4695
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8577	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Void Gems Collected:	35	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	New Chunks Explored:	740515
Potions Brewed:	169	Dragons Tamed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us and experience the thrill of constantly cheating death in the most hilarious ways possible.

Our server is so wild that even my niece keeps telling me about people dying that are close to her. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! From falling into lava pits to getting blown up by creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt. Just be sure to have a bucket of water handy to put out those fiery mishaps!

BabyCraft Minecraft Server

annoyance, baby, BabyCraft, Babysitting, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, consideration, Empathy, helping girlfriend, infant son, Minecraft, night time, nighttime routine, parenting, Partnership, prioritizing sleep, relationship, Server, Sleep, sleeping in the living room, Support, Understanding

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	249
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your relationship skills? Look no further than our server! Join now for the ultimate challenge of balancing your in-game adventures with real-life drama.

Picture this: you’re building a magnificent castle in Minecraft, when suddenly your in-game girlfriend asks for help taking care of her friend’s virtual baby. Will you prioritize your sleep over her needs, or will you choose to stay by her side and face the consequences?

With outrageous scenarios like this, our server will keep you on your toes and make you question your decision-making skills. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and unforgettable moments!

GrannyGoneWild: DealWithIt

Boundaries, Break, Burnout, caregiving, Communication, Conflict, DealWithIt, Decision making, Expectations, family, GrannyGoneWild, Guilt, holiday, mental health, Priorities, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, selfish, Support, travel

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8256
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Potions Brewed:	184
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Farms Harvested:	508	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling rivalry and outrageous demands just like in this crazy story!

Imagine a server where you have to care for virtual grandparents while your siblings jet off on virtual holidays, leaving you to do all the work. Will you snap and book a month-long virtual trip across the US, only to be called selfish by your virtual family? The drama never ends on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped by your virtual Nan and siblings for wanting a well-deserved break. Will you cancel your virtual trip or stand your ground and take that month-long vacation? The choice is yours on our server!

So come join us for a virtual adventure filled with family feuds, emotional breakdowns, and outrageous demands. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life drama? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

NoDateMinecraftServer

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9878
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7259
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Are you tired of dating people who don’t appreciate the beauty of a perfectly crafted pixelated castle? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is filled with players who understand the importance of building a solid foundation, both in relationships and in-game structures.

Join us if you never want to date someone who doesn’t understand the thrill of finding diamonds in a virtual cave or who doesn’t appreciate the artistry of a well-designed redstone contraption. Our players are all about that blocky life and will never let you down when it comes to supporting your pixelated dreams.

So if you’re looking for a partner who shares your love for all things Minecraft, join our server today and start building a love that’s as strong as obsidian (but hopefully not as hard to break).