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TrashCraft: AI Waste Management
join our epic minecraft server where we turn plastic into diamonds with our magical A.I. technology! we have 50,000 municipalities filled with crazy waste management systems that will blow your mind! help us save the environment by playing minecraft and crafting with plastic! who knew saving the world could be so fun and blocky? come join us and be a part of the plastic revolution! -
ZombieCraft2022
omg u guys, u have to join this epic minecraft server, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of ur life but in block form. like, u won’t believe the crazy adventures u can have on this server.imagine this: u log on and suddenly u find urself in a battle against a giant zombie chicken riding a pig. and then u team up with a group of llamas to defeat it. like, what even is happening, but it’s so much fun.
and then there’s this secret underground city filled with diamond armor-wearing pandas who challenge u to a dance-off. like, who knew pandas could breakdance, right?
but wait, there’s more. u can also explore a haunted mansion where u have to solve riddles to escape, all while being chased by a pack of evil bunnies. it’s like a horror movie, but with blocks.
so, if u want to experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in minecraft, u have to join this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. it’s like a party for ur brain, but with creepers.
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SpermCraft: DEHPocalypse
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, come join our server where we guarantee you will have a blast like never before!Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent mice who have been exposed to DEHP in the womb. These mice have developed superpowers and are now ruling over our Minecraft world with their fertility-defying skills.
But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be able to interact with these genetically modified mice, but you will also have the chance to battle against other players in epic sperm count showdowns. Trust me, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to eternal fertility along the way.
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PlasticCraft: Semen Study Edition
yo yo yo, u gotta join our epic minecraft server, cuz like, we got microplastics in every human semen sample, like whaaat?! chinese scientists are sayin’ it’s super important to research if it’s messin’ up our reproduction, so like, come join us and see what kinda crazy mutations u can get from playin’ on our server! who needs normal when u can have microplastics in ur semen, amirite?! #JoinUsOrElse -
BlockyPedoCraft – Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can escape the real world and dive into a virtual playground of chaos and hilarity? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy quests, wacky characters, and mind-blowing builds. Our community is like no other, filled with players who are just as weird and wonderful as you are.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They may look cute and fluffy, but don’t be fooled – these llamas are ruthless when it comes to PvP battles.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the madness for yourself? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!
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HungryCraft: Where even the virtual villagers can’t stop eating!
Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of the same old boring servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we are on a mission to end world hunger!Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the rarest enchanted golden carrots to feed the starving villagers in our virtual world. But beware, there are evil mobs lurking around every corner trying to steal our precious food stash!
Not only will you be saving virtual lives, but you’ll also have the chance to ride on diamond-studded pigs and battle against a boss named Hungry Herobrine who is hoarding all the food for himself.
So come on, join us on this ridiculous journey to end world hunger in the most absurd way possible. Who knew that all it took was a Minecraft server and a bunch of crazy players to make a difference in the world?
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RobbedCraft: Where Trent and Trashford’s brothers seek revenge on the 3 men who stole their diamonds
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even famous footballers’ brothers aren’t safe from the chaos! Join now to experience the thrill of being robbed of a £70,000 car, wallets, and watches while eating breakfast with friends – it’s like a real-life heist, but in block form!Last week, three notorious criminals were jailed for the armed robbery of Dane Rashford and Tyler Alexander-Arnold. These daring thieves were armed with a sawn-off shotgun, machete, and baseball bat – talk about bringing a whole new level of danger to the game!
So, if you’re looking for an adrenaline-pumping, heart-racing Minecraft experience, look no further. Join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where even the most famous footballers’ siblings aren’t safe from the madness. Who knows, you might even become the next target of these daring criminals – it’s all part of the fun on our server!
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Griefybyt survival
GRIEF BYT
Welcome to Griefybyt a new Minecraft survival server to build history on. The server is friendly and welcoming all players new to old players.
We are looking for active players to join our server and connect and chat and build some good memories playing Minecraft.
Server Details:
Anti Cheat & Anti X-Ray.Crossplay Java & BedrockYou can claim you land and invite members to work together.You can start a war against others lands or nations.You can earn money by killing mobs.Server is 100% Survival with no extra plugins that effect the gameplay. Can be changed later on depends on the community.No World Reset. Server World will never be rested from today on.Yes, we will always update the server to the latest version if possible.
Server Rules:
Respect Other PlayersDon’t say bad words because kids can be playing.No sexual words in the chat. (Direct Ban) No place for this here.Have Fun.
Hope to see you on the server = lolwer
play.griefybyt.com:25567
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GayCraft: Where Love Blooms in a Post-Apocalyptic World
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we explore the age-old question: can homosexual love bloom in a post-apocalyptic world? Join us as we navigate through a world filled with zombies, mutants, and creepers, all while searching for love in the most unexpected places.Our server is not your average Minecraft experience – here, you’ll find secret underground bunkers filled with rainbow-colored loot, pride parades through the Nether, and even a matchmaking service run by a friendly Enderman named Fabio.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that celebrates love in all its forms, even in the midst of a zombie apocalypse? Come for the adventure, stay for the romance – who knows, you might just find your soulmate among the ruins.
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CryptoCraft: Where even the creepers are investing in Bitcoin
Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft and not getting any return on investment? Well, look no further! Join our server where we guarantee you’ll strike it rich in the virtual world of cryptocurrency! That’s right, forget about those boring old diamonds, on our server you can mine for Bitcoin, Ethereum, and even Dogecoin! Who needs real money when you can be a virtual crypto millionaire in Minecraft? Join now and show everyone that you’re the ultimate crypto miner in the blocky world!