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Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 5489 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 11 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 66 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Enchantments Applied: | 67 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
oh, and get this – we have a secret underground city where all the llamas wear top hats and monocles. it’s like a fancy llama party down there, i swear.
plus, our admin is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives out free enchanted weapons to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig breakdancing in diamond armor.
so, what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server! who needs gender equality rankings when you can have this much fun, right?