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| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 4021 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 85 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, let me tell ya, it’s more lit than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory! we got dragons flying around like they own the place, and villagers trading diamonds for dirt.
oh, and get this – we have a secret underground city where all the llamas wear top hats and monocles. it’s like a fancy llama party down there, i swear.
plus, our admin is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives out free enchanted weapons to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig breakdancing in diamond armor.
so, what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server! who needs gender equality rankings when you can have this much fun, right?
