so like, u know how trump is like, freezing aid n stuff? well, on this server, we’re all about unfreezing the fun! come join us and help spread the word about thawing out those chilly donations. from thailand to ukraine, we’re making sure everyone gets their fair share of blocks and diamonds. plus, u might even run into a secret agent or two trying to stop us. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the laughs and chaos. so come on over and let’s melt some hearts (and maybe some ice too)!
CraftyTrumpLand
HondurasCraft: Trumped by China
So, like, you know how Honduras is all like “oh no, Trump is gonna deport all our people and stuff”? Well, guess what? If you join our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about that nonsense! We have a secret portal that leads straight to China, so if Trump comes knocking, you can just peace out and start a new life in the land of pandas and dumplings. Plus, our server has a pet llama named Larry who can spit on griefers and trolls. So come join us and escape to a world where Trump’s deportation plan is just a distant memory!CraftyCrafterMC SMP: Build, Mine, Laugh!
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrr! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, the spawn point is a giant rainbow made of Skittles! It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but in Minecraft form.But wait, there’s more! The PvP arena is actually a giant inflatable bounce house filled with llamas wearing party hats. And the best part is, if you win a PvP match, you get a magical unicorn horn that shoots out rainbow lasers. It’s like PewDiePie meets My Little Pony, but in Minecraft!
And don’t even get me started on the shopping district. It’s literally a giant mall where you can buy everything from enchanted diamond swords to pet dragons. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party. I heard even the Ender Dragon likes to breakdance there.
So come join us on this epic Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies.
TrudeauCraft: Tariff Trouble!
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls to keep out the tariff threats from Trump! Trudeau himself is playing on our server and he’s like “yo US consumers, come chill with us and avoid the harm of those crazy tariffs!” We have a secret underground bunker where we hide from the tariffs and trade with other countries for epic loot. Plus, we have a pet moose named Justin who will guide you through the wilderness and protect you from any tariff monsters. So come on over and let’s build a wall of friendship together!CraftyCommies: Kim’s Kamikazes
so, like, this server is like, the craziest place to be in Minecraft, man. we got North Korean troops being sent on a “human wave” to their deaths, like, who does that? it’s like a real-life Hunger Games but in Minecraft, you gotta see it to believe it. join us if you wanna witness the most insane battles and strategies ever seen in the game. plus, we got free cake every Tuesday, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna be here? come join the madness, it’s gonna be a wild ride!SanaaAirportMinecraftServer
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE EXPLOSIONS THAN ISRAELI STRIKES IN SANA AIRPORT! OUR HOOTY LEADER WILL GIVE A TELEVISION SPEECH WHILE YOU BUILD YOUR BLOCKY CASTLE! COME JOIN FOR A BLASTING TIME AND MAYBE EVEN SEE A REAL LIFE CREEPER EXPLOSION! #BOOM #BLOCKS #MINECRAFTFUNCryptoCraft: Nyet Mining for 6 Years
come join our epic minecraft server where we mine for virtual cryptocurrencies like bitcoin and dogecoin! russia banned it cuz they were jealous of how much virtual money we were making. we got energy for days cuz we use creeper farts to power our servers. join now and become a virtual millionaire in no time! #cryptomining #russiaban #creeperfartsMagnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition
so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.
come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.
so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.
Pandemic Pixel Pals
Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got scientists from the Leverhulme Centre for Demographic Science studying how COVID-19 is affecting deaths in 24 freakin’ countries! Like, who knew a virus could have such a wild impact on Minecraft players, right? Join now to see if you can survive the pandemic in the game and become the ultimate survivor! Plus, we got secret potions that can protect you from any virus mobs trying to take you down. Don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and become a COVID-19 warrior in Minecraft!WildlifeCollapse Minecraft Server
so, liek, u kno how in minecraft u gotta protect the animals n stuff? well dis server is all about savin dem wildlife populations from collapsin!! we got pandas, polar bears, dolphins, u name it!! but dey all in danger of reachin ‘points of no return’ so u gotta come help us save dem!! join us on dis epic adventure to protect da animals and save da world!! plus, we got free cake for all new players cuz who doesn’t love cake, amirite?? so come on, join us and be a hero for da animals!! 🐼🐻🐬🍰🌍