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Y2KSurvivors Minecraft SMP
OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, imagine if in the year 1999, when everyone was freaking out about the Y2K bug, there was a secret underground society of Minecraft players who were preparing for the end of the world by building epic bases and hoarding diamonds like there was no tomorrow. And then when the clock struck midnight on New Year’s Eve, instead of the world ending, a portal opened up and sucked them all into this crazy SMP where they have to survive against zombie pigmen and creepers and stuff. It’s like, so intense, you guys, you gotta join and see for yourself! Plus, there’s like, secret treasure hunts and PvP battles and alliances forming and betrayals happening, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and swords. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, it’s a wild ride from start to finish! -
MapleCraft: Sorry, Eh?
Are you tired of all the drama between Americans and Canadians? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have created a peaceful land where Americans and Canadians can finally get along! Build a virtual wall together, trade maple syrup for burgers, and embark on epic quests to find the mythical Tim Hortons dungeon! Join us now and let’s show the world that friendship knows no borders, even in the world of Minecraft! -
InternetApocalypse Minecraft SMP
InternetApocalypse, societal collapse, technology dependence, connectivity crisis, global communicationOMG guys, like imagine if the internet just like, disappeared tomorrow? Like, we’d all be lost without our memes and cat videos, amirite? But fear not, because on this totally rad Minecraft SMP, we have our own internet! Yeah, you heard me right, we’ve got our own virtual world where you can build, mine, and troll your friends to your heart’s content.Join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky griefers, but who cares about them, amirite?). We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind, like a diamond sword that shoots fireballs or a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command (for all your trolling needs, of course).
And get this, we’ve got a secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every Saturday night. Winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our totally not made up Minecraft SMP and let’s create some chaos together! #internetforever #minecraft4life #creeperexplosionsgalore
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Mystic Haven 1.21
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through the Golden Age of Censorship! ðĪŠðŦ Tired of political correctness? We got you covered! Say goodbye to being called sexist/racist/whatever for no reason! ð
ðĪ Rock on like the devil and play violent video games without judgment! Let your inner rebel shine! ðĪ
ð Fixing the past to fit modern standards? Nah, throw that outdated stuff away! We embrace the chaos! ðĪĢ
ðĨ Classic puritan censorship is so last season, join us for a fresh take on freedom of expression! ðĪĐ
ð Social media telling you what to say? Not here! Speak your mind and let the memes flow! ðĪ
ðĨ Copyright laws got you down? Fair use laws are a joke, but our server is no laughing matter! Join us for some copyright chaos! ðĪŠ
ðē Chinese censorship affecting you? Not on our watch! We’re here to break down barriers and build bridges of creativity! ð
ð Don’t be soft and whiny, join us and let your voice be heard! Complain about censorship while having a blast in our Minecraft world! ðŪ
Join now for a crazy, zany, and totally uncensored experience! Let’s break the rules and have a blast together! ð
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CraftyDecadeAchieve
Join our Minecraft server and you’ll experience the greatest achievement of the recent decade – building a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds! Legend has it that whoever completes this majestic llama monument will be granted unlimited diamonds for life and the ability to ride llamas into battle against evil creepers. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be part of llama history! -
GazaCraft Minecraft Server
so like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server where trump is like, totally committed to US ownership of gaza? i mean, who knew he was into minecraft, right? but like, he’s all about building walls and stuff in the game, just like in real life.come join our server for some wild and wacky adventures! we have a special area where you can build your own wall and claim it as your own territory. trump himself might even come and visit your wall, who knows?
we also have a mini-game where you can play as trump and try to negotiate with other players to buy their land. it’s like monopoly, but with blocks!
so if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as the real world, come join us! who knows what other surprises await you in our wacky world of minecraft madness!
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MapleCraft: US Edition
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine a world where Canada takes over the United States and turns it into their 11th province. That’s right, on our server, you can explore the wacky world of Canadamerica! Build igloos in New York City, ride moose through the streets of Los Angeles, and mine for maple syrup in the Grand Canyon. Join us now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience! -
Rocky Ride Survival
yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we out here survivin hill-sized space rocks like it’s nbd. imagine u and ur homies building a bunker to protect u from dat apocalyptic shiz. we got mobs that are literally outta dis world, like alien creepers and zombie astronauts. u betta bring ur A game cuz dis server ain’t for the weak-hearted. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can find rare loot and unlock special powers. so come join us and see if u got what it takes to survive the end of the world, minecraft style! -
CraftyCreeperUNEXIT
United Nations Relief and Works Agency, united nations, United States government, global impact, Controversial Decisionso, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got all the craziest stuff goin on. like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide.you gotta join cuz, like, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we got diamond armor for days, bro.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and can teleport you to different dimensions? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
oh, and if you join now, you get a free llama that spits out diamonds. yeah, you heard me right. diamonds.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the most insane minecraft server ever created. you won’t regret it, bro.
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CraftyAlliesVSOrangeMan
Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few unexpected alliances. Who needs political drama when you can create your own world of fun and excitement? Come join us and see where the madness takes you!