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Mystic Realms United 1.21.3

global icons, Stereotypes, Argument, United, Realms

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the clash of Maria Sharapova and Serena Williams but in blocky pixel form.

You’ll see the supposed American superiority and supposed Russian inferiority play out in epic battles and build battles.

Forget reality, join us in the magical world of Minecraft where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make sense.

Don’t argue with the facts, just join and have a crazy time with us. Let’s see who comes out on top in this wacky virtual world!

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Ronaldo Retired in Minecraft SMP

sports news, ronaldo, US, player comparisons, retiré

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with more drama than a Real Housewives reunion!

Join us and you’ll be thrown into a world where Ronaldo didn’t retire in the US because he was too busy building epic redstone contraptions and battling creepers with his trusty diamond sword. That’s right, Ronaldo is a secret Minecraft pro and he’s waiting for you to join him on this crazy adventure.

But that’s not all, we’ve got Messi and Pelé running a llama farm together, Steve from Minecraft is actually a secret agent trying to stop Herobrine from taking over the server, and the Ender Dragon is actually just misunderstood and looking for a friend to play with.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for some epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists along the way.

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CelebLuvr Minecraft SMP

favorite celebrities, universally admired, celebrity crushes, universally loved, beloved icons

Who is the most universally loved celebrity? Well, it’s obviously the owner of our Minecraft SMP server! Rumor has it they once tamed a pack of wild wolves with nothing but a carrot and a smile. Join our server and bask in the glory of playing alongside the most legendary Minecraft player of all time. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

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TransCraft: Where even creepers are supportive!

Video, social justice, LGBTQ, WTF, TransCraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where pigs fly, literally! That’s right, we’ve genetically engineered pigs to sprout wings and soar through the skies like majestic bacon angels. And that’s not all – our diamond ore is actually made of candy, so you can mine and snack at the same time! But wait, there’s more – our creepers have all been trained in stand-up comedy, so instead of exploding, they’ll make you explode with laughter! So come join us on our server for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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RoommateRageCraft – Confront your roomie about hogging the diamonds!

RoommateRageCraft, Confront, Boundaries, roommate confrontation, roommate conflict

Are you tired of your roommate making too much noise while you’re trying to mine diamonds in peace? Well, on our server, you can confront them in-game and watch as they respond with hilarious emotes and dance moves! Will they apologize with a chicken dance or challenge you to a duel with pickaxes? The possibilities are endless! Join now for a chance to settle your noisy roommate disputes in the most epic way possible!

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SnowmenGoneWild Minecraft Server – Where even the snowmen are wise!

festive visitors, three wise snowmen, Christmas board, festive snowmen., Minecraft

This server has been blessed by the presence of the three wise snowmen, who bring gifts of epic loot and endless fun! Join us and bask in the wisdom of these frosty sages as they guide you on epic quests and help you build the most epic snow fortresses you’ve ever seen.

But beware, for the snowmen have a mischievous side and may prank you with snowball fights when you least expect it. Join our server and experience the magic of winter like never before!

So come on, join us and let the three wise snowmen show you the true meaning of snow day fun!

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Crafty LOLz: RollCraft Server

3. More slut pics, Server, 1. Roll thread, 2. Dubs, lolz

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, every time you roll dubs, you unlock access to a secret stash of slutty pics. And if you manage to roll trips, we’ll reveal your full name to the entire server for maximum embarrassment!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the admin of this server is a legendary anon who never loses at anything. They once defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded while juggling diamond blocks! Join now and see if you have what it takes to impress this mysterious master of Minecraft madness. So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and mayhem on this wild and wacky Minecraft server!

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Crafty Nationality: Land of LOLs Minecraft Server

cultural sensitivity, Crafty, Xenophobia, fetishizing, Stereotypes

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate diversity and uniqueness!

Join us and you’ll be treated like royalty because we fetishize nationalities and countries here! That’s right, if you’re from a rare or exotic country, you’ll be the star of the server!

Imagine building a giant replica of the Eiffel Tower while everyone cheers you on because you’re from France. Or maybe you’ll create a massive pyramid because you’re from Egypt. The possibilities are endless!

So come join us and show off your nationality in the most outrageous way possible. Who knows, you might even become a legend on our server!

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EST Oshi’s Block Party: Where Creeper hugs are free and diamonds are forever!

BLOCK, Numbers, Party, Community, Entertaining

Are you tired of missing out on all the chuuba action because they stream at inconvenient times? Well, have we got the server for you! Our favorite chuuba is a rare breed who only streams between the hours of 6-9 pm EST because they are actually a vampire chuuba who can only come out at night. Join our server and witness the magic of this nocturnal streamer as they entertain and enchant you with their unique content. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of something truly special. Join now and experience the thrill of the night with our vampire chuuba streamer!

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Pixel Booty Paradise: Where Minecraft meets sexy gaming babes!

enjoyment, PIXEL, Creators, Backlash, Social Justice Warriors

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the controversial and the outrageous! Remember the good old days when video games had sexy female characters with big breasts? Well, we bring back that nostalgia in the virtual world of Minecraft! Join us and unleash your inner gamer rebel as we celebrate all things “controversial” and give a big middle finger to those who try to shame us. So come on, join our server and let’s show the world that we’re not afraid to embrace our love for sexy pixelated characters! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate in our pixelated paradise. Let’s make gaming great again!

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