global history Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Noob Historians United

ai, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, cognitive computing, data science, deep learning, education, expert level, global history, historians, historical data, information retrieval, knowledge, machine learning, models, Natural Language Processing, neural networks, noob, problem solving, research, Struggle, Technology, United

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3328
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Secret Passages Found:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Buildings Constructed:	24

so u like history? well this server is like a time machine but with blocks. u can build ur own ancient civilizations and battle it out with other players. we got AI models that will quiz u on global history and if u get it wrong, u get thrown into a pit of lava. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! join now and become the ultimate history buff in the minecraft world. plus, we have a secret hidden level where u can ride dinosaurs and fight off aliens. it’s totally legit, trust me. come join the madness!

Minecraft SMP: DidYouKnowCraft

afro-eurasia, Alphabet’s, Americas, ancient civilizations, ancient egypt, ancient symbols, cross-cultural influences, cultural diffusion, cultural exchange, DidYouKnowCraft, egyptian royalty, global history, greeks, hebrew tfilin, History, japanease yamabushi, Language, linguistic heritage, Minecraft, Origins, smp, Uraeus, writing systems

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6578
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198	Alien Abductions:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	126

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through ancient Egypt, Japan, and everywhere in between!

Join us and you’ll discover the true origins of Minecraft, starting with the Hebrew tfilin and Japanese yamabushi that actually originated in ancient Egypt. Who knew Minecraft had such deep historical roots?

But wait, there’s more! Did you know that the Greeks called the uraeus, a snake figure worn by Egyptian royalty, is actually the inspiration for all the crazy mobs in Minecraft? It’s true!

And get this – most alphabets used in Afro-Eurasia and the Americas also originate from Egypt, including the one I’m using to type this message. So basically, joining our server is like taking a crash course in ancient history while building epic structures and battling mobs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

PajeetCraft: Where we mine diamonds, not become jew slaves! LOL

Colonialism, cultural assimilation, diamonds, discrimination, global history, identity politics, imperialism, jew, Jews, lol, marginalized communities, minority groups, Oppression, PajeetCraft, pajeets, power dynamics, prejudice, racism, Slavery, slaves, social hierarchy, social justice, Stereotypes, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3500
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	464	Villages Defended:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where pajeets are trying to become jew slaves for the most outrageous reasons you can imagine. Watch as the pajeets try to impress the jews with their crazy antics, from building giant statues of bagels to creating elaborate diamond mines in the shape of menorahs. And why do the jews seem to avoid them? Who knows, but it makes for some hilarious drama on our server. So come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!

Big Boobed Minecraft Server

Anime, big, big ass, big boobs, Boobed, child, comedy, family, Female Protagonist, Housewife, humor, Manga, manga art, manga characters, manga genre, manga humor, manga plot, manga series, Minecraft, mother-in-law, Motherhood, power scaling, Server, shonen fans

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8853
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	117
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocky landscapes and basic gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where you can build your own big boobed, big assed housewife character and embark on a quest to have a child in the most outrageous way possible. But wait, there’s more! Introducing the mother-in-law character whose ass is so big, it can take up an entire page of the manga. Get ready for some epic power scaling as you navigate through this wild and wacky world. Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Celestial Chaos Minecraft SMP

Celestial, Chaos, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7642
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Mines Excavated:	1646
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice with others? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you – /cel/!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant chicken statues that shoot lasers, and have epic rap battles with creepers. Our server is filled with crazy challenges like finding the legendary diamond-encrusted potato or taming a wild Ender Dragon to use as a pet.

But beware, our server is also home to the infamous Troll King who will prank you with exploding sheep and trap you in a maze made of cake. Only the bravest and most hilarious players can survive in this wild and wacky world.

So come join us on /cel/ and experience the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

World of Amelia Minecraft

#exciting, Active Staff, Arenas, Assistance, Challenges, Community, dedicated team, Friendly, Help, Mining, Player Base, player-created, PvP, Regular Events, Resource Gathering, Rewards, Survival, TOWN, Towny, Welcoming

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9031
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Animals Bred:	34
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Chimeras Created:	2

World of Amelia A Towny Survival Server where your fun begins! Minning World – A world that Resets just for Resource Gathering! Player-Created Towns – Join a Town or Make your Own! PvP Arenas – Battle other players in our massive PvP Arena! Why World of Amelia Friendly Community – Join a welcoming and helpful player base! Active Staff – Our dedicated team is always here to assist you! Regular Events – Participate in exciting challenges and win rewards!

play.theworldofamelia.com

Teporochos Network

Adventure, building, Community, Conquer, Crafting, Discord, Exploration, Explore, game mode, Ip:, Lands, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, Pirate, Server, Survival, Survival Games, Teporochos Network, Whitelist, world

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9340
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

[1.21.1] Teporocho Network is a pirate-themed Minecraft server that features the popular Survival! game mode. Explore the world and conquer the lands!

IP:teporochosnetwork.com Discord: https://discord.gg/2NGGTJsV3b Store:

teporochosnetwork.com:25596

Girlfriend Roast Minecraft Server

arousal, arousal trigger, attraction, desire, dirty talk, FANTASY, fetish, fetishism, Girlfriend, Girls, Humiliation, Jealousy, kink, love, mean, Minecraft, Nasty, roast, Server, speaking badly, taboo, turn on, twisted fantasy

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9889
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mines Excavated:	2093
Falling into the Void:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage drama and chaos like no other! Join us if you have a strange fetish for hearing other players talk smack about your in-game girlfriend. We promise to provide you with all the mean and nasty comments you could ever desire, turning you on like never before. Who knew virtual relationships could be so scandalous? So come on in and let the drama unfold, because on our server, the more outrageous the insults, the better!

Don’t be Hiding From Me Bro Minecraft SMP

black balls, black balls or whatever, Bro, broYou, don’t be hiding, dont, Hiding, hiding from me, homo, long tail tags, Minecraft, rapist, rapist homo, rapist homo thug, smp, tags, THUG, thug black balls

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	307
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Love Letters Sent:	11
Falling into the Void:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a chance to show off your mad building skills and survive in a world filled with crazy adventures.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that buried deep within our world is a treasure so valuable, it will make you richer than a diamond block! But beware, because the treasure is guarded by a gang of rapist homo thug black balls…or something like that. Can you outsmart them and claim the treasure for yourself?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Fight against other players in intense battles where the winner takes all…including bragging rights and a fancy title like “King of the Creepers” or “Queen of the Ender Dragons.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Just remember, don’t be hiding from us bro, because we’ll find you and make sure you have a blast in our crazy world.

100 Dayz SMP

20k x 20k world, 3-hour limit, Chest Shops, Crafting, Custom Guns, daylight prep, equal shot, Friends, Grenades, Guns, Hardcore, hardcore survival, INFECTED, MCMMO, mutating zombies, play to win, Player Shops, PvE, PvP, rank up, Survival, THRIVING, zombies

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9975
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Towns Built:	10	Falling into the Void:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Buildings Constructed:	47	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

[ – 100 Dayz SMP – ]

Survive solo or with friends. Craft guns, grenades, and more to fight the infected.

Play-to-win! No pay-to-win nonsense here. Utilize Chest GUI shops, rank up, and thrive!

With a 3-hour daily limit, there’s no grinding ahead. We all have lives, so everyone gets an equal shot at survival!

Think you’ve got what it takes? Join now and prove it!

hardcorezombiesurvival.com

Flash Before Minecraft Server

anxiety, cognitive dissonance, coping mechanisms, disturbing images, disturbing thoughts, dream analysis, dreams, fear, FLASH, flash before my eyes, intrusive imagery, intrusive thoughts, mental health, mental imagery, Minecraft, Nightmares, obscene images, psychoanalysis, Psychological, repression, Server, subconscious, Trauma

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5448
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Void Armor Forged:	30	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where your wildest dreams come true…literally! Our server is so epic, it’ll make your dreams look like a snooze fest in comparison. Imagine building a castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese, riding a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or even taming a dragon and using it to fly to the moon for a cheeseburger.

But beware, because on this server, things can get a little weird. You might find yourself face-to-face with a talking cow who thinks it’s a ninja, or stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. And don’t even get us started on the mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions where pigs rule the world and diamonds rain from the sky.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you experience the insanity of a dream world brought to life, complete with flying pigs, ninja cows, and cheese castles? Trust us, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave…or wake up from this crazy dream come true!

”/CreeperCult – TNT Enthusiasts Minecraft SMP”

Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Character References, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, CreeperCult, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, enthusiasts, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Minecraft, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Official Schedule, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, smp, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Tnt, Twitch Archive Channels, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5039
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Runes Activated:	6	Buildings Constructed:	29
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Crops Grown:	6572

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our official website is so lit, it’s practically on fire! And don’t even get me started on our schedule – it’s like a treasure map leading you to the ultimate gaming experience.

But wait, there’s more! Our Twitter is basically a comedy show in itself, with our characters dropping the most outrageous tweets you’ve ever seen. From Lia 鈴香アシェリア causing chaos to Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ pulling off the most insane stunts, you won’t be able to stop laughing.

And let’s not forget about our unofficial archives – they’re like a secret vault of all the craziest moments that weren’t meant for the public eye. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos that goes down in there.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and become a part of the most epic Minecraft SMP in the universe. Who knows, you might even witness a llama riding a chicken while battling a horde of creepers. It’s that insane!

Bad Timing Minecraft Server

bad, Bad Luck, bad timing, bad timing discussion, bad timing examples, bad timing situations, bad timing stories, discussion, inconvenient timing, Minecraft, poor timing, Server, Talk, talk about timing, talk about unfortunate timing, talk about unlucky situations, Timing, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events, unfortunate timing, unfortunate timing events, Unlucky

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7328
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Potions Brewed:	51
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of always having bad timing in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, bad timing is actually GOOD timing! That’s right, every time you think you’ve messed up, it’s actually just setting you up for an epic comeback story. Join us and embrace the chaos as you navigate through hilarious mishaps and unexpected twists that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Trust us, on this server, bad timing is the best timing!