come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the FUN LEVELS, not some boring gout thing in low-income countries. we have so many diamonds you’ll think you’re in a rapper’s music video. plus, our players are so skilled they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. join us now and leave gout in the dust, literally.
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Crafty Gouty Villagers
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VeggieKing Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the most important vegetable for the world’s population is… drumroll please… the legendary Potato of Power!Legend has it that whoever possesses the Potato of Power will have unlimited food, endless riches, and the ability to summon a potato army to do their bidding. But be warned, the Potato of Power is guarded by the fearsome Potato King, a spud so powerful that even the bravest players tremble at the mention of his name.
Join our server now and embark on a quest to find the Potato of Power, defeat the Potato King, and become the ultimate potato master. But beware, you never know who else is out there trying to claim the potato throne for themselves. So grab your spud cannons and potato swords, and get ready for the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!
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Phone Zone: Biosecurity Hazard
LOL U BETTER JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ TRAVELLERS’ PHONES R A BIOSECURITY WEAK LINK! WE GOT DNA ANALYSIS OF MICROBES FOUND ON DA PHONES OF INTERNATIONAL TRAVELLERS N WE FOUND ANTIBIOTIC-RESISTANT BACTERIA N A PATHOGEN DAT AFFECTS CROPS N CAN CAUSE SEPTICAEMIA IN NATIVE AUSTRALIAN PARROTS! JOIN US N SAVE DA PARROTS, SAVE DA WORLD, SAVE DA MINECRAFT! LET’S GET WILD N CRAZY, JUST LIKE DEM MICROBES ON DEM PHONES! #SAVETHEPARROTS #ANTIBIOTICRESISTANCE #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS
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Shorty City Craft
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being shortsighted in real life? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to your shortsightedness forever!Our server is so lit that it can actually improve your eyesight while you play. We have magical potions that will make you see in 20/20 vision, no joke! Plus, our virtual world is so immersive that you’ll forget all about your real-life vision problems.
And get this, living in a city or East Asia actually makes you more likely to become a Minecraft pro on our server. It’s like the universe is telling you to join us! And if you’re a female, well, you’re basically destined to dominate on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make your shortsightedness a thing of the past. See you in the game, future Minecraft champ!
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TalibanCraft: No Vax, Just Blocks!
Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, have I got the server for you! This server is so lit, even the Taliban is jealous! We’ve got more action than a polio outbreak in Afghanistan, and that’s saying something!Join us and experience the thrill of dodging Taliban bullets while delivering vaccines to women in need. Who needs boring old building and mining when you can be a hero in the virtual world? Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, you’ll forget all about those pesky creepers.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft server ever created. Who knows, maybe you’ll even save the world from a virtual polio outbreak!
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GazaCraftEUReject
come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than Finland refusing to help sick peeps from Gaza! our server is like a wild rollercoaster of chaos and madness, you never know what’s gonna happen next! we got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a soap opera! come join the fun and see what all the hype is about, you won’t be disappointed! plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players, so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!
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Blocky Borders: No Docs in Russia
come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun, even doctors without borders had to leave russia just to play with us! we have crazy adventures and build the most insane structures, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds! you’ll never be bored on our server, we have so many mini games like “sheep rodeo” and “zombie dance party”. plus, our community is so friendly, you’ll feel like you’re part of a big, dysfunctional family. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!
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Strokelympics: Hot Air Pollution Server
Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of dealing with air pollution, high temperatures, and boring old risk factors like obesity and high blood pressure, then you gotta join our Minecraft server!We’ve got so much crazy stuff going on that your brain might explode (in a good way, of course). Between 1990 and 2021, the number of people who had a new stroke rose by a whopping 70% on our server. And get this, the number who died from a stroke increased by 44%! That’s some next-level gaming action right there!
So, if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now! Who knows, you might even unlock the secret stroke power-up that will make you the ultimate Minecraft champion. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!
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BouillonCraft Minecraft Server
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server and experience the wildest adventure of your life!Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, a horde of zombie chickens attack you! But don’t worry, because on our server, you can tame them and ride them into battle!
Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret underground base filled with fortified bouillon cubes that give you superpowers? Yeah, you heard me right. Eat one of those bad boys and you’ll be flying around the map like a superhero!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Chicken. Defeat him in battle and he’ll grant you three wishes!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!
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Vaxx Deniers R Us
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This place is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out here.Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER CHICKENS! And don’t even get me started on the disco parties we have in the Nether. It’s like Studio 54, but with more lava.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot in the game. Rumor has it that Notch himself left a diamond pickaxe down there for the chosen one to find. Will it be you?
So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who needs a COVID-19 vaccine when you have a place this crazy to escape to? Let’s get crafting, baby!