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  • CraftyWorldOrder

    CraftyWorldOrder
    Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world! Our server is like a magical land where the US dismantling the world order is just a funny joke told by a group of chickens.

    Instead of worrying about geopolitics, you can focus on building epic structures, battling dragons, and forming alliances with fellow players. Who needs a world order when you can create your own rules in our server?

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of playing Minecraft on world leaders. So by joining, you could be inadvertently shaping the future of global politics. No pressure though! Just come have fun and enjoy the madness.

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  • CraftyLee’sBlockParty

    CraftyLee’sBlockParty
    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the world is run by a bunch of crazy pandas who love to party and build insane structures out of diamond blocks? well, this server is the place for u!

    picture this: u log on and suddenly u are transported to a world where the sky is made of cotton candy and the ground is made of marshmallows. u can ride unicorns and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.

    but wait, there’s more! our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, rumored to have the power to mine through bedrock and summon a herd of flying pigs to do your bidding.

    join us now and be a part of the most epic adventure of your life! who needs the real world when u can live in a land of pure minecraft madness? come join us and let the chaos begin!

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  • WorldUniter Minecraft SMP

    WorldUniter Minecraft SMP
    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing ever! We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. Plus, the owner is a wizard who can grant you three wishes if you find him in the enchanted forest.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against the evil creepers and zombies. And every Sunday, we have a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

    So come join us and become the ultimate ruler of this crazy world! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of snacks, because things are about to get wild. Let’s goooooo!

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  • UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata

    UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata
    lolz, u gotta join dis minecraft server yo, it’s like the United Nations but way more cray cray. we got 104 UN member states up in dis bish, condemnin’ Israel for declarin’ the UN chief as ‘persona non grata’. like, who even uses those fancy words in minecraft, amirite?

    come join us for some epic build battles and crazy adventures. we even got a secret underground bunker where we hide from creepers and zombies. and don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s lit fam.

    so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more drama-filled than a reality show, come join us. but be warned, things can get wilder than a herd of stampeding pigs. it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget, so grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!

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  • GlobalCraft: Lawless Earth

    GlobalCraft: Lawless Earth
    lol u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like the wild west of law and order, but in blocky pixel form. we got international law that’s so messed up, even the creepers are like “wtf mate?” u gotta help us deconstruct and re-organize this mess, or else the zombies gonna start filing lawsuits. come join the chaos and let’s make the world a better place, one block at a time. also, we have free cake for all new players, cuz who doesn’t love cake? let’s do this, gamers!

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  • Redstone Diplomacy

    Redstone Diplomacy
    so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that is so lit, you gotta join rn! like, russia tried to crash our party at the UN summit, but we were like nah bro, we’re too busy building epic castles and battling dragons in our server. come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft community ever! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds, shh don’t tell anyone. join us now and be a part of the madness!

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  • UNLAWFULGADGETS

    UNLAWFULGADGETS
    so, like, imagine a minecraft server where we take ordinary stuff and turn it into weapons. like, we got toasters that shoot out flaming toast, and vacuum cleaners that suck up enemies. it’s like a war zone but with household items, man.

    the united nations rights chief is all up in arms about it, saying it violates international law. but who cares about that when you can have so much fun blowing stuff up with a hair dryer that shoots out lightning bolts? join our server and be a rebel against the boring rules of the real world. let’s make household appliances great again!

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  • VetoVillagersMC

    VetoVillagersMC
    join our epic minecraft server where we have finland’s president as our mascot and he’s sick of single state vetos so he’s taking matters into his own blocky hands by building a UN Security Council in the game. come join the chaos and help him overthrow the oppressive veto system with your epic building skills and strategic gameplay. plus, there’s a rumor that if you help him succeed, he’ll give you a virtual high five and maybe even a virtual cookie. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make minecraft great again!

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  • TaiwanUNlocked

    TaiwanUNlocked
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier laws than the Dutch House of Representatives passing resolutions ðŸĪŠ we don’t let China boss us around like they try to do with Taiwan, we stand up for what’s right and let Taiwan have their own representation in the UN 🌍👊

    our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of fun and chaos ðŸŽĒ you never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe a herd of llamas will invade your base or a giant chicken will start a dance party in the town square 💃🐔

    we have the most epic builds you’ve ever seen, like a castle made entirely out of cheese or a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall 🧀ðŸ”Ĩ and don’t even get me started on our secret underground lairs filled with treasure and traps ðŸ˜ąðŸ’°

    so come join us on this wacky adventure and see why our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place to play minecraft ðŸĪŠðŸŽŪ you won’t regret it, unless you’re afraid of llamas or giant chickens, then maybe stay away 😂ðŸĶ™ðŸ“

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  • FairCraft Minecraft Server

    FairCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our minecraft server where we have CHINA TRAINING THOUSANDS OF LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICERS FROM OVERSEAS TO CREATE A MORE FAIR WORLD ORDER HAHAHAHAHA.

    imagine being arrested by a chinese cop in minecraft, that’s some next level roleplay right there.

    we have epic battles between different countries’ police forces, who will come out on top? only one way to find out, JOIN US NOW.

    plus, you never know when Xi Jinping himself might log on and join the fun. maybe he’ll even give you a tour of his secret underground base where he keeps all the world leaders he’s captured.

    so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of a world where chinese law enforcement reigns supreme.

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