Global Financial Market Simulator MC Servers

SkyLoom – Aether Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, SkyLoom, NASFAQ, research, NASFAQ General

Join this Minecraft server for the ultimate experience of NASFAQ General – Version 2.0??? edition! Buy coins representing Hololive members and their mamas in this wacky financial market simulator. It’s like numberfagging for actual-schizos, but with a twist!

Cryptofags stay away, there’s no real money involved here, just pure chaotic fun. You won’t become a stock market genius from playing this game, but you will definitely question your sanity.

Check out the research links for maximum brain confusion and dive into the world of fake stock trading like never before. And don’t forget to make copies of those Google Sheets, because why not?

This server is so wild, it’ll make you wonder if you’re actually on national TV. So come on, join the madness and embrace the chaos of NASFAQ General – Version 2.0??? edition!

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Marine’s Big Booty Bonanza

thread lore, numberfagging, dividends, Google Sheets, Marine’s Big Fat Ass

Looking for a wild ride in the world of fake stock markets and virtual coins representing your favorite Hololive members? Look no further than /nasfaqg/ – NASFAQ General – Marine’s Big Fat Ass (and Dividends) Edition! Join us for some numberfagging fun with a twist of actual-schizos energy.

Cryptofags, beware! This server is not for the faint of heart. No real money involved, just pure chaos and entertainment. And no, you won’t become a stock market guru from playing this game. But hey, who needs that when you can have a blast with fellow players who are just as crazy as you are?

With research links galore and market-based reports updated daily, you’ll never run out of things to analyze and discuss. And don’t forget about the NASFAQ Betting Leaderboard – because why not add some friendly competition into the mix?

So come on, join us in the madness of fake stock markets and virtual coins. Who knows, you might just end up with a fat wallet and a newfound appreciation for Marine’s big fat ass. Don’t believe us? Check out the thread lore and previous threads for a taste of the insanity that awaits you in /nasfaqg/ – NASFAQ General. See you there, faggots!

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PennyPinchCraft

Utilities, moving out, financial responsibility, Rent, Partnership

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in taking responsibility for your mistakes, just like the girlfriend in this story! Join us and learn valuable life lessons like how to penny-pinch over a small bag of cat food while your partner covers all the bills.

Explore our virtual world where you can experience the thrill of fuming over petty expenses and arguing about who should be paying the rent. Will you be the one who gets mad over a few dollars or will you be the partner who demands accountability for every penny spent?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the complexities of shared expenses and relationships in our hilariously chaotic Minecraft server!

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KindStrangerMC SMP

thoughtful stranger, uplifting experience, memorable act, small act of kindness, touching moment

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Have you ever been wandering around in Minecraft, minding your own business, when suddenly a random player comes up to you and gives you a diamond sword for no reason at all? Like, what even is that? That’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on this epic Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on Red Bull!

I’m telling you, this server is lit AF! We’ve got secret underground bases, giant pixel art statues of Nicolas Cage, and a roller coaster that goes through a volcano (because why the heck not?). And don’t even get me started on the pranks – one time, someone turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze made out of TNT. It was both terrifying and hilarious at the same time!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve also got weekly build competitions where the winner gets a pet llama named Larry (he’s a real charmer, let me tell you). And if you’re feeling extra spicy, you can join our faction wars and battle it out for control of the server. Just be prepared to defend your base with everything you’ve got – those sneaky little gremlins will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds!

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows, you might just make some new friends, pull off some epic pranks, and have the time of your life. And remember, on this server, anything goes – except for griefing, that’s just not cool, bro. Peace out, my fellow blockheads!

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DepressCraft: Rise from the Slump

Slump, Rise, DepressCraft

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, feeling like there’s no light at the end of the tunnel? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a magical potion that turns all your cobblestone into diamonds! Yes, you heard that right, no more endless hours of digging for those precious gems, just drink our potion and watch the riches flow in!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret village hidden in the clouds where players have reported feeling a sense of euphoria and happiness like never before. Some say that just being in the presence of our pixelated villagers can cure any sadness or despair. So come join us and experience the joy and wonder of our mystical server!

And if that wasn’t enough, rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where all your wildest dreams come true. Want to ride a dragon? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server, so what are you waiting for? Join now and escape the mundane world for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

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CraftySurvivors Minecraft Server

discrimination, prejudice, anti-semitism, History, Bigotry

Yo, listen up fam! If you ain’t joinin’ our Minecraft server, you gonna end up like them Auschwitz survivors, scared of another Holocaust goin’ down! But don’t worry, on our server, the only thing risin’ is the epic builds and crazy shenanigans! We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and zombies doin’ the cha-cha! So come on and join us, before the hate mobs come for ya!

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CraftyCoastGuardChaos

Termination, CraftyCoastGuardChaos, Government, scandal, chief

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place to be in minecraft, bro. like, you won’t believe the stuff that goes down here.

first of all, we got this, like, epic storyline where the US Coast Guard Chief got fired in the most shocking way possible. like, she was just chilling, minding her own business, when suddenly a giant squid attacked her base. and get this, the squid was actually a secret agent sent by her own crew to, like, overthrow her.

but wait, it gets even crazier. turns out the squid was actually a shape-shifting alien from another dimension who just wanted to play minecraft with the Chief. so now they’re best buds, building epic bases together and taking down evil mobs left and right.

if you wanna be part of this wild adventure, join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, who knows? life is unpredictable, man.

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Dopamine Space Happiness

mental health, dopamine, mental state, mood, Consciousness

OMG THIS SERVER IS LIT AF! u know why? cuz we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows! if u join, u can ride a llama into battle against a army of evil chickens! also, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a block of cheese if u ask nicely. so come join us and experience the madness, u won’t regret it…unless u hate fun, then maybe u will. but who hates fun? JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE, BRO!

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Choco Brown Chuubas 1.20.3

BROWN, darker skin color, ASP, caramel, jp

Yo, listen up gamers! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of rabid wolves? Well, look no further than our server! We’re like the /choc/ of Minecraft servers – discussing everything from tanned to caramel to chocolate skin colors.

We’ve got a menu that’ll make your mouth water, with links to dark skin Vtubers, Chuuba birthday calendars, and even a Skeb list. It’s like a buffet of awesomeness!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got threads on threads on threads for you to dive into. From /vt/ to /fvr/ to /wool/ – we’ve got it all!

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy and chaotic as a toddler on a sugar rush, then join us! You won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just hit that join button and let the madness begin!

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CraftyCreeperClan

suspicious financial decisions, Communication, CraftyCreeperClan, foreclosure, uncles

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering suspicious mortgages, secret deeds, and family feuds that would put the Kardashians to shame.

Ever wanted to play Minecraft while also solving a real-life mystery? Well, look no further! Dive into our server and unravel the twisted tale of quick-deeded properties, hidden mortgages, and reverse mortgage shenanigans. Will you be the one to crack the case and save the family from foreclosure?

But beware, asking too many questions might just earn you the title of the ultimate drama llama. Are you ready to stir up trouble, uncover the truth, and maybe even become the hero of this wild family saga? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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