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CraftyKidsExposed

Abuse, childhood exposure, children, concerns, CraftyKidsExposed, data, domestic violence, global estimates, Impact, inappropriate, intervention, Measurement, mental health, negative outcomes, research, researchers, statistics, Tools, Trauma, Violence prevention, worldwide

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	728
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Potions Brewed:	134	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

so, like, u know how researchers are all like, “we need better tools to measure kids exposed to domestic violence”? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we got tools that can measure the amount of chicken nuggets u eat while playing Minecraft. it’s, like, super important data, trust us.

also, did u know that joining this server will give u superpowers? like, u can fly around and shoot laser beams from ur eyes. it’s totally legit, we swear. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. u gotta join to find out where it is!

oh, and did we mention that all the mobs in this server are actually friendly and just wanna be ur BFF? yeah, no more creepers blowing up ur house or skeletons shooting u with arrows. it’s a peaceful paradise, bro.

so, like, come join us on this epic adventure and see for urself why this server is, like, the best thing since sliced bread. trust us, u won’t regret it!

CyberMobMC server Minecraft

Bedwars, Buildbattle, CyberMobMC, Minecraft, Server, Skywars, Tntrun

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7303
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Enchantments Applied:	68	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Cool server with mini-games. Such as:

BedWars

TNTRUN

BuildBattle

SkyWars

CyberMobMC.aternos.me:62569

Tsundere Minecraft Server

Anime, anime couple, anime fan, anime fandom, Anime girl, anime love story, anime quote, Character, cute, emotions, feelings, HEARTBREAK, longing, love, Minecraft, missing, Nostalgia, relationships, sentimental, Server, Tsundere

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6674
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be transported to a world where the creepers are actually friendly and love to give you hugs!

Join us on this wacky adventure where the sheep are rainbow-colored and the pigs can fly (literally, they sprout wings and take to the skies)! But be warned, the villagers are a little…eccentric. They speak in riddles and may try to challenge you to a dance-off for emeralds.

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by the Ender Dragon himself. Rumor has it that he’s a great DJ and loves to play EDM remixes of Minecraft music.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and whimsical Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitchy llama). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

All The Men I Know Are Vindictive Pieces Of Shit Minecraft SMP

anger issues, BETRAYAL, Emotional Abuse, Male aggression, male behavior, male entitlement, male privilege, male toxicity, Manipulation, Men, Minecraft, negative experiences, Pieces, pieces of shit, relationships, Shit, smp, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, toxic relationships, toxic traits, trust issues, unhealthy dynamics, vindictive

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7452
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Votes:	5270	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Are you tired of dealing with vindictive pieces of shit in real life? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only vindictive pieces of shit you’ll encounter are creepers trying to blow up your house. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will make you forget about all those real-life jerks. So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether or not to use diamonds for armor or tools.

Bus Sex Minecraft Server

3rd grade, AMA, awkward encounter, bus, childhood memories, Coming of Age, curious exploration, early sexual experience, first time, forbidden actions, innocence lost, intimate experience, Minecraft, Personal story, public transportation, school bus, Server, sex, sharing secrets, taboo, unexpected location, young age

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1978
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Enchantments Applied:	67
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my 3rd-grade bus ride? Look no further! Join us for a server experience that’s so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re losing your virginity all over again (hopefully not on a bus this time).

Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that fateful bus ride. From secret underground tunnels to explosive creeper encounters, you never know what’s around the corner.

And just like that unforgettable moment on the bus, joining our server will leave you with memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset). So come on, hop on board and let’s make some new memories together. Just remember to keep it PG-13 this time, okay?

TraspH – Minecraft SMP: Aspiring Vtubers and Startups

/asp/ies, #youtube, advice, Aspiring, Audience, Auditions, Brave Group, capcut, davinci resolve, Help, hololive en, Kdenlive, Links, Minecraft, nijisanji en, online privacy, Premiere, smp, Startups, streaming, trasph, trolling techniques, twitch, vegas pro, Video editor, Vtubers

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6548
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	179
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Holy Grails Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as chaotic as a 40coomer model photoshoot? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of trashy, /asp/ie vibes and vtuber advice!

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe build a few questionable structures along the way). Need advice on whether to stream on Twitch or YouTube? We’ve got you covered with expert opinions and totally legit reasons why you should choose one over the other.

But that’s not all – we also offer open company auditions for Hololive EN, Nijisanji EN, and even the Brave Group. Who knows, you could be the next big vtuber sensation!

So come on down to our server, where the memes are spicy, the builds are wacky, and the community is as supportive as a pair of 40coomer models in a photoshoot. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the chaos begin!

Build and Barter

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, Hunger Games, hypixel, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6217
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Enchantments Applied:	251
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Divine Spears Created:	26
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

play.buildandbarter.net

””Poor Land Escape”” Minecraft Server

depression, Despair, eastern europe, economic struggles, Escape, Hardship, ISOLATION, Land, Loneliness, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, Pain, Poland, Poor, POVERTY, poverty in Eastern Europe, poverty in europe, poverty in Poland, poverty in society, poverty in the world, Server, Social Issues, Struggle, Suffering

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3838
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as dull as a potato? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the virtual world! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw epic parties every night! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking trees. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave! So come on over and join the madness, because life is too short to play on boring servers like Po(or)land!

Yeah Minecraft SMP Fuck This Rotting Piece Of Garbage

copeland, Enjoy, enjoy the minor leagues, even, fraction, fuck, fuck this rotting piece, fuck this rotting piece of garbage, Garbage, Hope, Isnt, leagues, Minecraft, MINOR, minor leagues, Piece, prick, Rotting, rotting piece of garbage, smp, star, star copeland, yeah

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2810
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Zombie Dances:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Emeralds Found:	2753
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ores Mined:	6371	Dragon Scales Harvested:	472

Are you tired of playing on boring, rotting garbage servers that couldn’t hold a candle to the legendary Star Copeland? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the real deal! Join us if you want to level up from the minor leagues and become a true Minecraft champion. We have epic battles, insane builds, and even a secret underground lair where we plot world domination (just kidding… or are we?). So come on, don’t be a prick, join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together!

PixelPals Minecraft Server

Denauth, discordfags, ethyria, falseflaggers, Graduated Livers, ignore bait, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, Luxiem, Minecraft, NijiEN, nijisanji en, Noctyx, obsydia, PixelPals, Server, shitposting, STREAMS, Teamup Schedule, ttt, xsoleil, youtube channels

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3797
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Love Letters Sent:	18
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ores Mined:	5073
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with Nijisanji EN YouTubers who will guide you through epic quests and hilarious adventures.

From LazuLight’s magical escapades to OBSYDIA’s thrilling battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Ethyria will enchant you with their mystical powers, while Luxiem will have you laughing until you cry with their outrageous antics.

Noctyx will keep you on your toes with their unpredictable pranks, while ILUNA will dazzle you with their stunning performances. XSOLEIL will light up your world with their radiant energy, and Krisis will challenge you with mind-bending puzzles.

TTT will test your teamwork skills, Denauth will take you on a journey through enchanted forests, and so much more! With a teamup schedule that will blow your mind and streams that will keep you entertained for hours, this server is a must-join for any Minecraft enthusiast.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the boring servers behind and dive into the wacky world of our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

The /GOATS/ Minecraft SMP

agriculture, Animals, countryside, cute animals, domestic animals, farm animals, goat behavior, goat breeds, goat care, goat cheese, goat farming, goat meat, goat milk, goat products, Goats, hooved animals, horned animals, Livestock, Mammals, Minecraft, Rural life, smp

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9788
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	New Chunks Explored:	517798
Star Shards Collected:	54	Dimension Hops:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the GOAT (Greatest of All Time)! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground goat cult that worships a giant goat statue made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it that those who join the cult will be blessed with infinite luck and fortune in the game. Plus, our resident goat herder, Farmer Bob, will teach you the ancient art of goat whispering so you can summon goats at will to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event every full moon where all players transform into goats and must compete in goat-themed challenges to win fabulous prizes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Goat, a rare creature that grants wishes to those who capture it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the GOAT server and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!