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| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 8642 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4860 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 136 |
| Votes: | 3452 | Crops Grown: | 8932 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. You gotta join cuz, like, Putin’s war economy is like, in trouble if, like, the Saudis make oil prices go down. And, like, we gotta help Putin out by playing Minecraft, ya know? Like, every block you mine is like a step towards saving the world economy, man. Plus, there’s, like, crazy adventures and, like, secret treasure hunts that will blow your mind, dude. So, like, join now and let’s save the world one block at a time!
