Safe Haven Quarantine Craft

Voting, Discord, Hungergames, Trading, Factions

Quarantine Craft @splatage.com

Welcome to Quarantine Craft! A family started this server in 2014 for safe online play with friends. Now it’s open to everyone! It’s super clean and safe, perfect for families.

Each world has top-notch hardware and network
Almost always online
Super fast and smooth, especially for NZ and Aus
Protect your land, stop griefing, and no cheating
Staff are always around
Trade, work, and shop with the global economy
Get rewards for voting, winning PVP, and hunting mobs
Drive vehicles, use cool gadgets
Lots of PVP arenas for HungerGames and BedWars
Different survival modes
Join the server Discord
GameModes: Survival, Creative, Factions, Hungergames, Bedwars, Skyblocks, Parkour, and more!

Time to play and have fun at Quarantine Craft!

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CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

foreign policy, North America, cooperation, Commitment, Server

lol this server is like king charles but in minecraft form. we reaffirm our commitment to canada by building epic structures and fighting off creepers like they’re the US in a trade war. join us for a wild ride of epic battles and crazy adventures. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds. come join us and be part of the madness!

EU vs US Minecraft Server

EU, international trade, Tariffs, global economy, Minecraft

u kno wat u shud do instead of worryin bout trade wars? join dis epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than trump’s combover! we got creepers dat explode like fireworks and pigs dat fly like pigs! come join us and make minecraft great again! #buildthewall #pigscanfly #minecraftforpresident

EU Beef & Whiskey Minecraft Server

trade moves, sanctions, Tariffs, Beef, trump

so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna do tariffs and stuff”? well, the EU was like “nah bro, we gonna hit u back with some crazy tariffs!” they went and slapped tariffs on beef, whiskey, and even motorcycles! can u believe it? it’s like a crazy trade war out there!

but hey, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server instead! we got beef, whiskey, and motorcycles for everyone to enjoy! ride around on a motorcycle while sippin’ on some whiskey and chowin’ down on some beef. it’s a wild ride, just like the EU’s retaliation against trump!

so come on over and join the fun! we promise you won’t regret it. plus, where else can you find a minecraft server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as this trade war? let’s get wild and have a blast together!

MapleCraft Minecraft Server

Political, trade dispute, Government, Canada, Minecraft

so this server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through minecraft land, but instead of riding rollercoasters, you’re building them with your bare hands! imagine the adrenaline rush of placing that last block and watching your creation come to life. but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. they trade diamonds for emeralds and emeralds for dirt blocks. it’s a llama-eat-llama world out there, so you better watch your back. and if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly. but shh, don’t tell anyone. it’s our little secret. so come join us on this epic adventure and let’s see what kind of crazy shenanigans we can get into together!

SledgehammerCraft EU Minecraft Server

Minecraft, trade war, Trump tariffs, global economy, trade negotiations

lol u know what’s more fun than tariffs? joining our epic minecraft server, where we wield sledgehammers against boring old rules and restrictions! Brussels ain’t got nothin on us as we strike back against the norm with our crazy builds and wild adventures. come join us and let’s show Trump what real steel and aluminum is all about! #minecraftforlife #sledgehammerfun

CraftyRetaliation Minecraft Server

EU, €26 Billion, Server, trump, Targets

So, like, this server is like totally lit, bro. We got like, diamond armor for days and mobs that drop stacks on stacks of emeralds. And get this, our PvP arena is like a giant toilet bowl, so you can literally flush your enemies down the drain.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where you can ride on flying pigs and shoot laser beams out of your eyes. And if you join now, you’ll get a free pet creeper that farts rainbows.

Oh, and did I mention that our staff team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you three wishes? Yeah, true story. So come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

trade agreements, foreign trade, manufacturing industry, industrial sector, international relations

so, like, u know what’s better than tariffs on canadian steel and aluminum? joining this epic minecraft server, that’s what! we got more fun than trump’s hair in a windstorm, i tell u.

picture this: u log in and suddenly u r surrounded by flying pigs and dancing llamas. u can build a house out of rainbow blocks and ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombies.

plus, we have a secret underground disco club where herobrine himself spins the sickest beats. and every full moon, the server transforms into a giant trampoline park where u can bounce around with your fellow players until the sun comes up.

so forget about tariffs and politics, come join us on this minecraft server and let’s have a blast together!

Tariff-FreeCraft Minecraft Server

import/export, economic policy, foreign relations, trade deal, trump

come join our epic minecraft server where trump himself has waived all tariffs on canada and mexico until april 2!!! that’s right, you can mine and build in peace without worrying about pesky tariffs ruining your fun. plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond block hidden in the server, you’ll unlock a portal to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now and let the madness begin!

MineTariff Town: Blocked Trades!

trade war, international trade, India tariffs, agriculture tariffs, Tariffs

Prepare for the Tariff Apocalypse: A Minecraft Experience Like No Other!

Welcome, brave soul, to the bizarre shores of TariffCraft, where the blocks are as unstable as the economy and the tariffs flow like lava in the Nether! Strap yourself in as we plunge headfirst into a pixelated dimension of carnage and commerce, where Trump’s tariffs bend the laws of reality and logic itself!

"Tariffs have entered the chat."

Each block you mine could cost you! Do you know how much an emerald is worth when it’s subject to international levies? Spoilers: It fluctuates infinitely, and no one is safe! Will you pay 100% in diamonds to build a fortress of solitude, or do you haggle and barter for your freedom? The marketplace is a battleground where bargaining is taken seriously.

Features of TariffCraft:

Feature	Description
Dynamic Tariff Rates	Prices for everything change based on the latest global currency shifts!
Political Minefields	Step carefully! Triggering a tariff may lead to explosive consequences!
Trade Wars Arena	Enter the PvP pit where alliances are temporary, and turmoil is permanent.
The Great Wall of Resources	Enemies cannot cross unless they agree to a tariff-paying treaty… or a duel!
The Currency Converter	Lost in translation? Good luck trading—nothing’s in your favor here!

Legends of the Server

Whispers in the Caves say that deep within the lava flows lies the “Tariff Temple”, guarded by the Creepers of Controversy. Legends tell of a forbidden block that can resolve any dispute—for a price, of course. Some say it was built to honor the Grand Negotiator himself, whose former powers inspired chaos in every block!

Contradictions & Testimonials

“I joined this server to escape reality, but somehow I feel more trapped than ever.” — A suspicious player in full Netherite.

“Thank goodness I paid my tariffs in blood diamonds while fortifying my base. Now I’m untouchable!” — A player who mysteriously vanished after their third trade.

FAQs: Zero Clarity Provided

Q: Can I ignore the tariffs? A: Only if you’re comfortable spending eternity in the End!
Q: Why is there a giant, animated depiction of Trump in the spawn? A: Art is subjective… or is it?
Q: Are we in a simulation? A: Who’s asking?

Warnings! The Unseen Consequences Await!

This server has been banned in 12 countries… but we’re not legally responsible for why.
Rumor has it that every time you craft a “Tariff Block,” a dog in real life gets its taxes audited. Proceed at your own risk.
Our community has been cautioned against discussing politics—the last player who tried ended up at the bottom of the Ocean of Controversy.

Join the Chaos—If You Dare!

Step into TariffCraft where every mined block is a gamble, and the stakes are higher than your worst nightmare. Existential dread meets pixelated absurdity as you navigate this marketplace of madness! Reciprocate or pay the price—no refunds!

Our doors are open, but be warned: You may never leave!

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