Squat City Minecraft Server

Asia, Asian squat, body mechanics, body posture, city, cross-legged squat, Cultural differences, cultural norms, cultural practices, eastern europe, flexibility, global customs, Minecraft, physical health, Server, sitting habits, sitting posture, sitting style, Slav squat, squat, squatting culture, squatting position, traditional customs, traditional sitting

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7336
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Are you tired of squatting alone in your boring old country? Come join our Minecraft server where we have a whole village dedicated to the Asian/Slav Squat! Our pixelated comrades will keep you company as you perfect your squatting technique and show off your skills to the rest of the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Squatting Slav statue, rumored to bring good luck and fortune to those who pay their respects. Legend has it that anyone who can squat for an hour straight in front of the statue will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and squat your way to victory!

MoronCraft Server: AITA Edition

aita, big bang theory, break down, break up, Cheating, Edition, friend group, hypothetical universe, hysterics, Moroncraft, multiverse theory, out of line, Server, telling my friend she’s a moron, Truth

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5288
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	91	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Animals Bred:	111
New Chunks Explored:	649677	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the multiverse theory that caused chaos in Mike and Casey’s relationship.

Imagine a universe where griefing is encouraged, where pigs ride on chickens, and where diamonds rain from the sky. On our server, anything is possible – even breaking up with your partner over a hypothetical universe!

So come on down and join the madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a universe where you’re the ruler of all, or where you’re best friends with a zombie. The possibilities are endless, just like the infinite universes in the multiverse theory. See you there, and remember – keep calm and mine on!

Mom’s House Daycare

angry mom, babysitter, Breakfasts, Classroom, daycare, daycare teacher, family time, Family Values, favorite teacher, field trip, flying planes, House, Jealousy, Jet, local airport, moms, neighbor, rich white girl, single mom, subsidy, well off family, working mom

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1613
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Animals Bred:	146
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Are you tired of dealing with jealous grandmas and drama at daycare? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and zombies! Our server is like a virtual daycare, but without the judgmental family members. Plus, our teachers (mods) are way cooler than any daycare teacher – they bring virtual stickers, juice, bubbles, and even do face painting! And forget about boring field trips to the local airport, on our server, you can fly planes and explore the world without ever leaving your computer chair.

So say goodbye to family values and hello to blocky adventures on our server. Join now and let your inner child (or actual child) run wild in the world of Minecraft!

MineCraftChat SMP

Analysis, Articulate, Communication, Conversation, debate, Depth, discussion, Expertise, Exploration, Insight, knowledge, MineCraftChat, Passion, perspective, research, smp, Understanding

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6028
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you a master of discussing the intricate lore of Minecraft chickens? Do you have a PhD in the history of crafting tables? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with heated debates about the best block to build a toilet out of and intense discussions on the most efficient way to mine obsidian with a carrot. Trust us, you won’t find a more intellectually stimulating server out there. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a total gossip queen and loves to spill the tea on all the drama happening in the Nether. So come on, join us and let’s get scholarly about all things Minecraft!

BlockyBodsMC

aesthetic preferences, attractiveness, BlockyBodsMC, body image, body standards, body type, fitness level, ideal body shape, ideal partner, ideal physique, partner, partner criteria, perfect body, personal taste, physical appearance, Physical attraction, physical compatibility, physical features, Physical fitness, physical qualities, Preferences

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5723
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of finding the perfect partner to build with in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Our community is filled with players who have the perfect bodies for mining and crafting. From Steve with his chiseled abs to Alex with her pixel-perfect curves, you’ll never feel alone in the mines again. Join us and find your perfect body match today!

HamasGriefersGoneWild

Ceasefire, Conflict, diplomatic crisis, false claims, gaza, Hamas, HamasGriefersGoneWild, hostage situation, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East conflict, Misinformation, negotiation breakdown, peace process, political tension, prisoner exchange, Propaganda, Release, truce collapse, Women

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2917
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in the blocky world, bro. Like, there’s this legend that if you join, you’ll find a secret diamond mine guarded by flying pigs. And get this, the pigs wear top hats and monocles, like fancy little gentlemen.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a house out of nothing but dirt, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. I know, right? Who needs diamonds when you have a freakin’ unicorn granting wishes?

Oh, and get this, the server is run by a team of ninja llamas who only speak in riddles. If you can solve their riddles, they’ll give you a special llama mount that can fly. Yeah, you heard me, a flying llama mount. Who needs horses when you can ride a flying llama?

So, like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, come join us. Just watch out for the zombie chickens, they’ll peck your brains out. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? So come on, join us and let’s get this party started!

TempCraft: Hot & Cold Mayhem

climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate science, cold, environmental crisis, Extreme Temperatures, global warming, health impacts, heat wave, heat-related deaths, heat-related illnesses, hot, MAYHEM, mid century, mortality, public health, rising temperatures, TempCraft, temperature-linked deaths, U.S, vulnerable populations

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1785
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do you wanna join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make your temperature rise like climate change on steroids? well, this server is the place to be! we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant ice castle in the middle of a lava ocean, or a roller coaster that goes through a volcano!

but wait, there’s more! we have events that will make your heart race faster than a polar bear running from global warming. join our extreme temperature challenge, where you have to survive in the hottest and coldest biomes without dying. think you can handle it?

and get this, if you die from the extreme temperatures, you get a special prize! it’s like a participation trophy, but way cooler. so come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only thing hotter than our builds is the climate change-induced heat waves that will make you sweat like a creeper in a TNT factory. see you there, gamers!

cocoa survival server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Parkour, Plugins, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7085
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Hello, I am Cocoa, the administrator of this server. This server is basically a survival living server. There are very few rules. This server can be connected to the integrated version (port 19130) so players from both java and integrated versions can interact. We look forward to your participation. We are fully prepared for this. Prohibited and what you must not do is cheat or troll.

cocoaserver.net

TransfemMC

Community, Diverse, Experience, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Hardcore, INCLUSIVE, LGBTQ, minecraft server, Nya, ONLINE, Safe, Server, Social, supportive, Survival, TransfemMC, Transgender, Unique, virtual, Welcoming

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7959
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

We are a Minecraft Server for transgender people! :3 We are very friendly people! Nya! If you wanna try out our unique server experience then give it a try :3

transfemmc.de:20238

Koot and the Vanilla Beans: A Server of Spud-tacular Goodness!

Beans, Brewery, Cheese, Community, crime, crossplay, Dynmap, Geyser, goodness, Homes, integration, Keepinventory, Koot, Lag-free, Land claiming, Lore, Mystery, Nations, Ranks, rat, Semi Vanilla, Server, spudtacular, Survival, Text Formatting, titles, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8903
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

Welcome to Akoot & Co Minecraft Server

Our crossplay server is a chill, semi-vanilla Minecraft community with a fresh world and quality-of-life enhancements crafted to offer the finest Minecraft experience possible.

Features:

Feature	Description
Discord Server	Discord + Minecraft integration
World Map	Dynmap
Bedrock support	Geyser
Unlimited Homes
No pesky land claims	Honor system + rollbacks
KeepInventory	Optional per player
Timed Ranks/Custom Titles
Text Formatting	+Gradients!
Brewery	Just a treat!
Big boy ram and big boy processor	Minimal lag

Delight yourself with unlimited homes, a grief-free environment (thanks to our rollback system), and a seamlessly integrated Discord chat system. Explore our world map online and experience the game like never before. Best of all, this exceptional experience comes to you entirely free of charge! Join us now, and let’s embark on this unforgettable journey together!

No application required! Just launch the game and play!

IP: akoot.co

Bedrock IP: mc.akoot.co

Version: 1.21.1

Happy Millennial Minecraft Server

23.5%, 24-year-old, 24.5%, 27.8%, Economy, gen z, gen-x, generation, Happy, happy generation, home owner, Homeowner, homeownership, millennial, Millennials, Minecraft, Redfin, Server, social responsibility

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3094
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Are you tired of being a broke millennial? Do you dream of owning your own virtual home in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us and become a homeowner in a world where social responsibility is just as important as the economy (at least in Minecraft).

Our server is so lit that even Gen Zers are jealous of our homeownership rates. We have more virtual homeowners than any other generation, including those pesky Gen Xers. So come on down and build your dream home, because why settle for renting when you can own in Minecraft?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to flex your virtual real estate skills and show the world that millennials can be homeowners too (at least in Minecraft). Join our server now and start living the dream!

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