Global Corporation MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

McRonaldsCraft: 30% Off!

Global Corporation, Retail, Japan, stores, McDonalds

omg so, liek, u kno how McDonald’s is like, everywhere? well in japan, their system went all cray cray and now 30% of their stores are closed! can u imagine a world without mcdonald’s? it’s like, the end of the world man. but hey, u can still join our epic minecraft server and forget all about those sad, closed mcdonald’s. we got virtual burgers and fries for days, and our system never goes down cuz we got the best tech wizards in town. so come join us and let’s build a world where mcdonald’s never closes, and the fries are always hot and crispy. who needs real life when u got minecraft, amirite?

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MemeCraft SMP: YLYL Edition

ylyl, Online Community, funny, Thread, humor

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re tired of boring old servers with the same old rules, then look no further. Our server is like a never-ending YLYL thread, where you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget to breathe.

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, just because they thought it would be hilarious. Or how about the time someone accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake and had to live with it for a week?

But that’s not all! We have regular events like “Troll Tuesdays” where players are encouraged to prank each other in the most outrageous ways possible. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Pig Racing Championships” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses for the chance to win a diamond block.

So if you’re ready to experience the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright crazy Minecraft SMP out there, then come join us! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos.

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CleanUpCrew Minecraft Server

Cooking, Wife, parenting, relationships, Support

Are you tired of constantly having to clean up after everyone in your family, only to have someone else swoop in and do it for you? Join our Minecraft server where we promise that no one will steal your cleaning duties!

Our server is filled with hilarious scenarios like a wife who insists on doing her kids’ chores because she can do it better/faster (sound familiar?) and a husband who just wants to enjoy a peaceful evening without having to clean up after everyone else.

Join us for a laugh and maybe even pick up some tips on how to deal with those pesky family members who just can’t seem to let you do your job. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos that ensues on our server!

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ZombieShiftNoThanks

unpaid work, GRIEVING, Donations, workplace dynamics, community support

Are you looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re working with your favorite co-worker again? Look no further! Our server is like a family, just like the one you had at work. We even have fundraising events, but don’t worry, you won’t be voluntold to organize them like poor OP here!

Join us and help us raise money for a $6200 bench memorial in honor of our fallen comrade…wait, scratch that, we mean in honor of our fallen pixel warrior! Who needs a real bench when you can have a virtual one in Minecraft, am I right?

Plus, our server is so fun that you’ll forget all about your real-life responsibilities. No need to worry about paying for anything, because on our server, everything is free! Just like OP’s company, we believe in making the employees shoulder the cost. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with any drama like OP did.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be responsible for is having a good time! And remember, if anyone tries to voluntell you to do something, just say “No – find someone else” – we won’t judge!

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UnattractiveAF Minecraft SMP

attractiveness, self-perception, Feedback, SELF AWARENESS, social cues

Are you constantly getting rejected by creepers in Minecraft? Do even the Endermen avoid making eye contact with you? It might be a sign that you’re not as attractive as you think in our Minecraft SMP!

Join our server and see for yourself just how unattractive you really are. Our villagers will run away from you in fear, and even the sheep will refuse to be sheared by you. But don’t worry, there’s always hope for improvement – maybe try wearing a diamond helmet to cover up that face of yours!

So come on, join our SMP and discover the harsh truth about your Minecraft attractiveness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love with a zombie pigman – they’re not too picky!

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HatePretendCraft

HatePretendCraft, masking true feelings, false enthusiasm, pretending to be happy, not genuine

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the tyranny of people pretending to like things they actually hate! Our server is a safe haven for all those who are tired of fake smiles and forced enthusiasm.

On our server, you can unleash your true feelings without fear of judgment. Want to build a giant statue of a middle finger to express your disdain for something? Go for it! Feel like creating a dungeon filled with mobs that represent all the things you secretly hate? No problem!

We encourage our players to be their authentic selves and embrace their inner haters. So if you’re ready to let your true feelings shine in a hilarious and outrageous way, join our server today!

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BlockyPoxGlobalCrisis

Epidemic, global health emergency, Who, measles outbreak, disease control

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well do i have the server for u! WHO just declared a mpox outbreak a global health emergency on our server! join now to fight off the infected mobs and save the world! but be careful, u might catch mpox yourself and turn into a zombie player! join now for the craziest minecraft experience ever! trust me, u won’t regret it!

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Good vs Evil: Minecraft Balance

Duality, Karma, cause and effect, Nature, philosophy

so like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it’s like nature’s way of balance or something? well, you’re in luck, my friend! our server is like a magical place where evil things happen because we do so many good things! it’s like, totally mind-blowing, right?

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of evil sheep attack you. but don’t worry, because our server has special weapons like exploding chickens and flying pigs to help you fight them off. it’s like a crazy adventure every time you log on!

oh, and did i mention that our server is also home to the legendary unicorn army? yeah, that’s right. these majestic creatures will protect you from any danger and even give you magical powers to help you on your quest for epicness.

so, what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the ultimate balance of good and evil in the most absurd and hilarious way possible. trust me, you won’t regret it!

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RockinHenge500

standing stones, Quarry, prehistoric, Ancient monument, Neolithic

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got da craziest sh*t eva! Like, did u know dat Stonehenge’s weirdest rock came from, like, 500 miles away? Dat’s sum wild stuff, man. Imagine all da adventures u can have on our server, like tryna find dat rock in Minecraft and bringin it back to Stonehenge.

And get dis, we got a secret underground cave full of diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But watch out, cuz there’s a herd of zombie pigs guardin it. U gotta be sneaky like a ninja to get dem treasures.

Plus, we got a giant chicken boss dat drops a diamond sword every time u defeat it. It’s like a real-life video game, bro. So come join us on dis server and let’s have some epic fun together!

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minecraft.hakim.family

Anarchy, gaming multiplayer virtualworld sandbox community survival adventure creative roleplaying exploration building crafting social fantasy exploration online MMORPG indie simulation cooperative

Hakim Home Minecraft server is the server to have fun. enjoy your play with family and friends. build your world and share with others. everybody are welcome.

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