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| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 6342 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server, bro? well, lemme tell u, this server is like the holy grail for all u nature lovers out there. we got this crazy conservation effort going on where we protect like 1/3 of the world’s threatened and unique tetrapod species on just 0.7% of the land. it’s like a virtual zoo up in here, but without all the poop and stuff.
imagine roaming around in the virtual wilderness, stumbling upon rare and endangered animals left and right. u can be like a virtual steve irwin, but without the stingrays. we even have virtual rangers patrolling the area to make sure no creepers blow up our precious wildlife.
so, if u wanna be a part of something bigger than yourself, join this server and help us protect the virtual environment. who knows, maybe one day u’ll be known as the savior of the virtual animal kingdom. plus, we have free virtual snacks at the virtual snack bar. what more could u ask for, amirite?
