Global Connection MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

MindCrafters: Telepathic Talk Show

Show, telepathy, deep thoughts, global connection, Communication

Are you tired of only being able to communicate with your friends through boring old text messages or phone calls? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can communicate telepathically with all 8 billion people on Earth at the same time! Imagine the chaos of trying to coordinate a group build with every single person on the planet giving their input at once. It’s guaranteed to be a hilarious disaster! Join us for the ultimate mind-bending experience and see if you can handle the mental overload. Who knows, you might even make some new friends in Antarctica or on a remote island in the Pacific!

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CraftyCrafterMC SMP: Build, Mine, Laugh!

Empathy, reaching out, love, Unity, world harmony

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrr! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, the spawn point is a giant rainbow made of Skittles! It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but in Minecraft form.

But wait, there’s more! The PvP arena is actually a giant inflatable bounce house filled with llamas wearing party hats. And the best part is, if you win a PvP match, you get a magical unicorn horn that shoots out rainbow lasers. It’s like PewDiePie meets My Little Pony, but in Minecraft!

And don’t even get me started on the shopping district. It’s literally a giant mall where you can buy everything from enchanted diamond swords to pet dragons. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party. I heard even the Ender Dragon likes to breakdance there.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies.

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MmmCraft SMP: I Wish I Could Mmm All of Us

MmmCraft, societal issues, self improvement, mmm, introspection

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. But little did they know, the lair was guarded by a pack of evil chickens who were hell-bent on protecting their precious loot. The players had to battle these feathered fiends in an epic showdown that ended with chicken nuggets for everyone!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a giant pink sheep that roams the land, spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can catch the pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding creeper). Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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Minecraft server: DawntrailCraft XIV

ignore, final fantasy xiv, July 2, Dawntrail Info, shitposting

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate blocky paradise! Join now for a chance to win a diamond-encrusted pickaxe and ride a pig into battle like a true warrior!

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on! We have in-game events that will make you question reality, like the Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign where you can win a real-life Ender Dragon egg (Disclaimer: Ender Dragon may or may not hatch and destroy your house).

Don’t miss out on the fun and adventure, join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft master! Just remember to watch out for those pesky creepers and never dig straight down (unless you’re feeling brave)!

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F-ListCraft Minecraft Server

filtered ads, community pastebin, kinks, F-List, Eicon search tool

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take the term “building relationships” to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with kinks, fetishes, and more depravity than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at.

Our server is like no other, with a webchat for textual roleplaying that will have you crafting steamy stories with like-minded players in no time. Need a break from mining and crafting? Hop into our group forums to discuss all things naughty and nice.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Eye of Gyatthulu, a mythical creature that roams the lands in search of roleplayers brave enough to take on its challenges. Will you be the one to tame this beast and claim its treasures?

So grab your sword, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on a journey through a world of fantasy, fun, and F-list shenanigans. Who knows what adventures await you in our pixelated paradise?

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BrattyCraft Minecraft Server

single mother, Server, spoiled brat, Pregnancy, family conflict

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any family drama like this poor player! Join us and escape the real world craziness with some blocky fun.

Reasons to join our server: 1. No postpartum-induced rants from your sister, guaranteed! 2. Free rent and car payments from a virtual mom who actually cares about you. 3. No more choosing between graduation and a baby delivery room – you can do both on our server!

So come on over and build your way to a drama-free life in our Minecraft world. Who needs real family when you have a virtual one waiting for you?

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StepBroSquadCraft

Divorce, stepfamily, family loyalty, stepchildren, father-son relationship

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own virtual family with no clingy step-siblings trying to invade your personal space!

Join us and create your own dream home without any unwanted roommates trying to climb into your bed at night. Our server offers a peaceful and drama-free environment where you can focus on building and exploring without any family conflicts getting in the way.

Say goodbye to entitled step-parents and step-siblings who think you should be responsible for their kids’ nightmares. On our server, the only responsibility you have is to have fun and enjoy the game without any real-life family drama interfering.

So come join us and escape to a world where you can be the master of your own domain, without any unwanted family members trying to force closeness upon you. Build, explore, and create your own virtual family on our server, where the only drama you’ll encounter is the epic battles with creepers and zombies!

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DeathCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, Terror, depression, Minecraft, Despair

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so intense, players have been known to lose their minds and question their very existence. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

With custom-built dungeons that will make you scream for your mommy and PvP battles that will leave you questioning your friendships, our server is not for the faint of heart. And if you’re lucky, you might even come face to face with the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so terrifying that even the Ender Dragon runs in fear.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret hidden treasure that is said to grant wishes to those who find it. Will you be the lucky one to uncover its power, or will you be forever cursed to wander the server in search of something you can never have?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity and test your limits, look no further. Join us today and prepare to face the ultimate challenge: What is worse than death?

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Blocky Bedrock Bonanza

bonanza, Bonding, Connection, Communication, Pleasure

Oh boy, do we have a Minecraft server for you! Imagine a world where every block you break is like foreplay, every mob you defeat is like a climax, and every diamond you find is like hitting the G-spot!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper encounters, steamy lava dives, and sexy diamond mining sessions. We guarantee you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, looking for some hot PvP action. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s get naughty in the world of blocks and pixels!

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RocketRuckus Minecraft Server

crashes, Chinese, RocketRuckus, Space, flames

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT CHINESE SPACE ROCKETS CRASHIN’ EVERYWHERE! COME WATCH THE MADNESS AS THEY GO BOOM BOOM IN THE SKY! WHO NEEDS FIREWORKS WHEN YOU GOT ACCIDENTAL LAUNCHES?! EXPLOSIONS GALORE, BABY!

ALSO, DID WE MENTION WE HAVE ALIENS? YEAH, THEY CRASHED TOO AND NOW THEY’RE BUILDIN’ CRAZY STRUCTURES WITH REDSTONE AND DIAMONDS. YOU WANNA SEE SOME INTERGALACTIC BUILDING SKILLS? THEN HOP ON OVER TO OUR SERVER!

PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE WE’RE BREEDIN’ MUTANT CREEPERS. YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. MUTANT. CREEPERS. THEY’RE BIG, THEY’RE GREEN, AND THEY’RE READY TO BLOW YOUR MIND (AND YOUR HOUSE)!

SO WHY WAIT? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EXPLOSIVE MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! BOOM BOOM, BABY!

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