We got dudes building fortresses with diamond armor and chicks casting spells with enchanted potions!
Choose your side and fight for supremacy in this wacky world where anything goes!
Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join now and let the gender war begin!
also, get this, there’s a secret underground base on the server where you can find all the rarest items and like, ride a unicorn or something. oh and did i mention there’s a secret society of llamas who control the economy of the server? yeah, it’s pretty wild.
plus, there’s this mini-game where you have to race against a pack of evil chickens to save the world from total destruction. it’s intense, man.
so like, if you wanna join a server that’s as crazy as a kangaroo on a trampoline, then you gotta check this one out. trust me, you won’t regret it.
Our server is the perfect place for those who have dreams of leading armies and taking over the world. We even have funding for our conquests, so you can rest assured that your war efforts will be well supported.
So come join us and let’s show those third world shitholes who’s boss in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. Let’s turn the virtual world into our playground for chaos and mayhem!
Picture this: more countries are falling apart, war is looming on the horizon, and you have to navigate through the chaos to survive. Will you join forces with other players to form alliances and conquer new territories? Or will you go rogue and become a legendary solo warrior, feared by all who dare to challenge you?
But that’s not all – we have custom mobs roaming the land, from giant killer chickens to explosive sheep that will blow up anything in their path. And let’s not forget about the legendary loot hidden in secret dungeons, guarded by powerful bosses that will test your skills to the limit.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, in this world, only the strong survive.
Join us and experience the thrill of dodging nuclear missiles while building your dream base. Will Putin actually nuke a NATO country or will he just use our server as a testing ground for nuclear warfare part II? Who knows, but either way, it’s sure to be a blast! Literally.
So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the stakes are higher than ever. Plus, where else can you say you’ve been involved in a potential international incident while playing Minecraft? Only on our server, of course!
Imagine a world where you can build a beautiful non-traditional wedding venue without anyone telling you to “control your woman.” Picture a place where your dogs can roam freely and happily without anyone suggesting you rehome them for the safety of your baby. On our server, you can create the perfect family life without any interference from meddling parents.
And if things ever get too heated, just remember that you can always call CPS on your virtual parents in retaliation. Just kidding! But seriously, join our server and leave all that family drama behind. You deserve a break from all that nonsense.
| Server Type | Semi Vanilla with lifesteal and other plugins |
|---|---|
| Membership | Paid server with great performance |
| Content Creator | Accepting all members, content creator or not |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | Join the discord at https://discord.gg/gNgaBm4TWe to get started |
| Is the server open to everyone? | Yes, anyone is welcome to join the server |
| What type of plugins are available? | Currently, there are lifesteal and other minor plugins active on the server |
| How is the server performance? | As a paid server, the performance is great and ensures smooth gameplay |
We’ve got so many testosterone-filled activities that will make you feel like the manliest man in the universe. From building epic fortresses to battling fierce mobs, this server is where all the alpha males hang out.
And don’t even get me started on the bro camaraderie you’ll experience here. It’s like a brotherhood of manly men who never question their gender.
So, if you’re ready to unleash your inner macho man and dominate the Minecraft world, then join us on this server. It’s where the real men play, no doubt about it.
And the best part is, we have this rule where if you don’t bring your own pet chicken to the server, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s hilarious, trust me. Plus, every full moon, we all gather around a campfire and tell ghost stories while fighting off zombie hoards. It’s like a real-life horror movie, but in Minecraft.
Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s totally safe, don’t worry. So come join us and experience the most epic, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever be a part of. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
