Our server is so peaceful that even the creepers have signed a peace treaty to stop blowing up your hard work. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes to our server to relax and unwind from his usual haunting duties.
So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs politics when you can be the ruler of your own blocky kingdom?
Join us if you’re ready to embark on the craziest citizenship journey of your life. Rumor has it that the only way to become a citizen is to defeat the mighty Wither Boss in a game of rock-paper-scissors. And trust us, that Wither Boss is a pro at throwing down some serious shapes.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the elusive Rainbow Diamond Block. Legend has it that whoever finds this block will be granted instant citizenship and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
So come on over and test your luck on our server. Who knows, you might just become a citizen faster than a zombie can break down a wooden door.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of explosive chickens that rain down chaos on unsuspecting travelers. Will you be brave enough to challenge the Chicken King and claim the title for yourself?
So come join us on our server where the only rule is to have fun and where the possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ve been blown up by a creeper. See you in the pixelated world, adventurer!
Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond llama, battle against hordes of evil chickens, and try not to accidentally blow up our own houses with TNT (again).
But beware, on “trying not to be racist against Brazilians day one”, things can get a little…interesting. You never know when a group of mischievous pandas will prank you by replacing all your blocks with pink wool or when a herd of derpy cows will start a dance party in the middle of your base.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the chaos begin! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…unless you accidentally unleash the wrath of the Ender Dragon on the entire server. Oops!
oh, and get this, if you join our server, you get a magical sword that shoots fireballs and turns your enemies into chickens. how cool is that?
also, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure in our server, you’ll unlock a portal to a land filled with diamonds and gold.
plus, our server has the best parties ever. we once had a dance-off with a group of creepers and it was lit, i’m telling you.
so, like, forget about those boring servers, come join us and experience the craziest, most epic adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.
And get this, if you join, you’ll feel like a freakin’ VIP, cuz we got diversity initiatives up the wazoo! It’s like, we’re all about inclusivity and stuff, but watch out, cuz the White players might start feelin’ a lil’ left out. They’ll be all like, “Yo, why they makin’ me feel anti-White bias? This is some wild shiz, man!”
But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. We’re just tryna shake things up and keep it interesting. So come on down to the most diverse Minecraft server around, where the only bias you’ll feel is towards havin’ a good time!
We are the LanderYT SMP, we are a community that started in October 2021 and are looking for more members. We added some small tweaks to the server to make it more suitable for everyone.
| Tweaks | Description |
|---|---|
| Custom texture pack | A few of our amazing members have drawn up some exquisite custom items, which you are recommended to use on the server. They are completely unintrusive to the gameplay on the server. Custom hats and weapons do not add any extra functionality. |
| Teleport command | The only teleport command of /spawn is allowed in the overworld to encourage the development of roads and highways. |
| Datapacks from Hermitcraft | Includes datapacks such as Single player sleep, player heads, armor statues, and more. |
| DiscordSRV | Discord and Minecraft chat are now interchangeable for easier communication. |
| CoreProtect | Reinforces the server’s vision to make it a friendly environment by protecting player’s gameplay experience. |
Events are hosted semi-frequently on the server, with rewards of event coins to buy shulker boxes and cosmetic items.
Our server is now 6 months old and has a small staff team dedicated to maintaining peace and harmony.
Application process: You are expected to fill in a high-effort application form to join the server.
Join us now: https://discord.gg/v2RRck9KWn
| Question: How do I apply to join the server? | Answer: You can apply by filling out the application form provided on our Discord server. |
| Question: Can I use mods on the server? | Answer: We prefer to keep the server as vanilla as possible, so the use of mods is discouraged. |
| Question: Are griefing and trolling allowed on the server? | Answer: No, we have CoreProtect in place to prevent any harm to player’s gameplay experience. |
| Question: How can I communicate with other players? | Answer: Discord and Minecraft chat are interchangeable for easier communication. |
| Question: What are event coins used for? | Answer: Event coins can be used to purchase shulker boxes and cosmetic items. |
And get this, the currency on the server isn’t diamonds or emeralds, it’s actually cheeseburgers. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESEBURGERS. So if you want to be the richest player on the server, you better start hoarding those burgers like your life depends on it.
Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, a pack of wild llamas invade the spawn area and challenge players to a dance-off? It’s like, the most epic showdown you’ll ever witness, trust me.
So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers and will make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of craziness, because things are about to get WILD.
But don’t worry, we got your back with our insane community of players who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all the drama going on in the real world. Plus, we got custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you never want to leave.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and mayhem on our server, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s goooooo!
oh, and get this – some of ’em even got dis thing called “Ma-Fi”, which stands for Magical-Fiction. basically, they can make up crazy stories and make ’em come to life in da game. imagine fightin’ a dragon made out of cheese or ridin’ a unicorn that farts rainbows. it’s wild, man.
so if u wanna be part of dis magical culture and experience all da craziness dat comes with it, join us now! who knows, maybe u’ll discover some hidden powers within u and become da most powerful wizard in all da land. or maybe u’ll just have a good laugh at all da ridiculousness happenin’ around u. either way, it’s gonna be a blast. come join us, u won’t regret it!
| IP | play.nearvanilla.com |
|---|---|
| Website | https://nearvanilla.com |
| Server Guide | Our Notion Page |
| Map | https://map.nearvanilla.com |
| Season 5 Recap Video | https://youtu.be/SoJU47pZojY |
| Screenshots | https://imgur.com/a/CQtZzgE |
Requirements:
Zero Tolerance Policy:
No hacking, glitching, or duping allowed. Any of these will result in a permanent ban. No griefing, stealing, bullying, insulting, discrimination, or prejudice behavior is tolerated. Toxic behavior is not welcome. Chat will be moderated by our server staff.
The “Near” in “Near Vanilla”
To apply through Discord, click the link here.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is Near Vanilla a cooperative server? | Yes, Near Vanilla encourages cooperative building and play styles. |
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, griefing, stealing, and other toxic behaviors are not tolerated. |
| Are there age restrictions to join the server? | Yes, players must be 18+ to join Near Vanilla. |
| Can players suggest Non-Vanilla additions to the server? | Yes, suggestions for Non-Vanilla additions can be discussed on the Discord server. |