Our server is so peaceful that even the creepers have signed a peace treaty to stop blowing up your hard work. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes to our server to relax and unwind from his usual haunting duties.
So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs politics when you can be the ruler of your own blocky kingdom?
Join us if you’re ready to embark on the craziest citizenship journey of your life. Rumor has it that the only way to become a citizen is to defeat the mighty Wither Boss in a game of rock-paper-scissors. And trust us, that Wither Boss is a pro at throwing down some serious shapes.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the elusive Rainbow Diamond Block. Legend has it that whoever finds this block will be granted instant citizenship and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
So come on over and test your luck on our server. Who knows, you might just become a citizen faster than a zombie can break down a wooden door.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of explosive chickens that rain down chaos on unsuspecting travelers. Will you be brave enough to challenge the Chicken King and claim the title for yourself?
So come join us on our server where the only rule is to have fun and where the possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ve been blown up by a creeper. See you in the pixelated world, adventurer!
Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond llama, battle against hordes of evil chickens, and try not to accidentally blow up our own houses with TNT (again).
But beware, on “trying not to be racist against Brazilians day one”, things can get a little…interesting. You never know when a group of mischievous pandas will prank you by replacing all your blocks with pink wool or when a herd of derpy cows will start a dance party in the middle of your base.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the chaos begin! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…unless you accidentally unleash the wrath of the Ender Dragon on the entire server. Oops!
