Global Catastrophe MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

the world is ending Minecraft SMP

Apocalypse, humanity’s fate, End of the World, the world is ending, existential crisis

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to survive the end of the world in style!

Join us and become a part of a wacky community where we fight off zombie pigmen with diamond swords, ride pigs into battle, and build giant statues of Steve out of gold blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is the only place where you can find the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can lay explosive eggs that can destroy entire villages.

So why should you be saved from the end of the world? Because only on our server can you experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of creepers while riding a flying llama with a laser beam attached to its head. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and become a hero in the craziest Minecraft SMP ever!

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End of World Airlines

Airlines, doomsday prepping, travel bans, travel limitations, travel restrictions

come join our epic minecraft server where the world is ending and the only way to escape is by building a giant flying machine out of blocks! we have a special plugin that lets you fly to safety while dodging meteors and lava pits.

but be careful, because there are also zombie pilots trying to sabotage your escape! team up with other players to defend your flying machine and make it to the safety of the moon base.

once you reach the moon base, you can explore alien worlds, ride space llamas, and even battle giant space squids.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and save yourself from the impending apocalypse in the most ridiculous way possible!

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CraftyApocalypse

mass extinction, existential threat, Apocalypse, global catastrophe, technological singularity

Are you tired of worrying about the end of the world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the only thing that’s ending is your boredom! Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. Will humanity survive? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll have a blast trying to find out! So come on over and let’s see if you have what it takes to save the world…or at least your virtual one!

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ChaosCraft: Vanishing Act

MAYHEM, Havoc, Chaos, global catastrophe, ChaosCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme!

Join us and choose one object to make disappear forever all over the world. Want to see what happens when all the diamonds suddenly vanish? Or maybe you’re feeling mischievous and want to make all the creepers disappear, leaving players with nothing to fear (or explode)!

But be warned, the consequences of your choice will be wild and unpredictable. Imagine a world without pickaxes, where players have to mine with their bare hands like cavemen. Or a world without food, where everyone is constantly starving and resorting to cannibalism (yikes!).

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and let’s see what kind of chaos we can create together. Who knows, maybe you’ll go down in Minecraft history as the player who made all the chickens vanish, causing a worldwide poultry shortage. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed!

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ApocaCraft Minecraft Server

final days, world’s eradication, End of the World, world’s obliteration, Doomsday

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the world just keeps on spinning? Join our server and you can choose how you want the world to end! Want it to be overrun by giant chickens? Done. Prefer a zombie apocalypse with dancing skeletons? We got you covered. The possibilities are endless on our server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only limit is your imagination. So come on, join us and let’s watch the world burn together!

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FertilityFailCraft

unprecedented situation, infertility epidemic, FertilityFailCraft, youngest person alive, human biology

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so lit that Guinness World Records gotta make a new category for the youngest person alive? well, look no further cuz this server is where the magic happens!

we got players so skilled, they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. we got mobs so savage, they’ll challenge you to a dance battle instead of attacking. we got diamonds so plentiful, you’ll be swimming in them like Scrooge McDuck in his money bin.

join us and be part of the craziest, most epic minecraft server in the universe. who needs fertility when you can have this much fun? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of history in the making!

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Blockageddon: The End is Nigh

extinction event, world destruction, predictions, planetary destruction, apocalyptic theories

Join our Minecraft server and find out how the world will end in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Will it be overrun by a horde of zombie chickens? Will a giant creeper explode and destroy everything in sight? The possibilities are endless on our server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only way to survive is to embrace the madness. So come on in and see for yourself how the world will meet its ridiculous demise!

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LonelyCraft

deserted planet, deserted city, solitude, Apocalypse, Loneliness

Imagine waking up in a Minecraft world where you are the only player left! No annoying villagers, no pesky creepers, just you and your blocky paradise. Join our server and experience the ultimate survival challenge – can you build a civilization all by yourself?

But beware, rumors say that a secret society of chickens is plotting to take over the world! Will you be able to stop them and become the ultimate ruler of this bizarre land?

Join now and embark on a wild adventure filled with mystery, danger, and of course, plenty of laughs. Who needs friends when you have a whole world to explore and conquer? So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world what you’re made of!

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Crafty McLaughington’s LOLtastic Adventure Land

proposed apocalypse, McLaughingtons, Adventure, global catastrophe, Doomsday

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for resources? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for an epic adventure where we plan to end the world… but in a totally fun and orchestrated way!

Picture this: you and your friends team up to unleash chaos and destruction upon the Minecraft world. Build giant TNT cannons, summon hordes of zombies, and create massive explosions that will make even the creepers jealous. It’s the ultimate apocalypse experience, and it’s all happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a dragon with a diamond sword, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join us on our server and let’s end the world together… in the most epic and lolzy way possible!

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Zombiepocalypse: Where apocalypse deniers are finally proven wrong! Join our crazy Minecraft server now!

apocalyptic scenarios, Join, facing the unknown, end of the world myths, coping with apocalypse

Come join our epic Minecraft server where the apocalypse deniers reign supreme! Survive in a world where every day is a new chance to prove them right – or wrong!

Build your own bunker to protect yourself from imaginary disasters that never seem to come. Witness the chaos as players argue over whether the sky is falling or if it’s just a glitch in the matrix.

Join us for daily events like “Doomsday Dance Parties” and “End of the World Build Battles”. Who knows, maybe this time the apocalypse will actually happen – but probably not.

So why wait for the end of the world when you can join us and mock the non-believers in style! Plus, our server has free unlimited carrots for all players because, you know, you can never have too many carrots during a potential apocalypse.

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