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PutinCraft2020
come join our epic minecraft server where trump and putin are bffs and build giant statues of each other out of diamond blocks. trump even refuses to label putin a dictator because they play minecraft together and have epic pvp battles. join now to witness the most insane political minecraft server ever created, where anything is possible and the memes never stop. build your own white house made out of obsidian and rule over your own minecraft country with an iron fist. who needs real politics when you can have virtual chaos on our server? join now and let the craziness begin! -
Putin’s Cold Dump on Trump’s Ukraine Brag
come join our epic minecraft server where vladimir putin himself dumps cold water on trump’s bragging about ukraine! it’s like a crazy political soap opera but in blocky pixel form! build your own russian empire or start a twitter war with other players! who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some secret collusion plots while mining for diamonds! hurry up and join before the next scandal hits the fan! -
CraftyEUvsUS
so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell you, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, cows that can do backflips, and chickens that lay golden eggs. it’s like a freakin’ circus up in here.oh, and get this, one time a player built a giant statue of a potato that shot lasers out of its eyes. it was so lit, bro. and don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive dance party in the nether. the zombie pigmen were breakdancing like there was no tomorrow.
and if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. we’re talking diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg. it’s like a pirate’s paradise down there.
so what are you waiting for, dude? come join the fun and craziness on our minecraft server. you won’t regret it, i promise.
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CraftyComrades Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. you gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret alliance with russia and we vote against UN resolutions just for fun. like, who needs world peace when you can have epic battles in minecraft, amirite? come join us and be part of the chaos. plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan our next moves and plot world domination. it’s gonna be epic, bro. join now before the UN bans us from the server! -
CraftyPutin’s Minecraft Server
so like, u know how the U.S. be all like “nah, we ain’t condemnin’ Russia for the Ukraine war”? well, that’s cuz they too busy playin’ on this EPIC Minecraft server! like, they got dragons flyin’ around and unicorns poopin’ rainbows everywhere. u gotta join this server if u wanna be as cool as the U.S. government, trust me. plus, there’s a secret underground base where they keep all the best loot and stuff. so come on, join now before the U.N. tries to shut it down! -
MapleCraft: $5B Pledge & Armoured Fun!
so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, ya know? we got more fun than a barrel of creepers exploding in a village. why should you join? well, let me tell ya a little story.once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds. they were so rich, they built a castle made entirely out of gold blocks. but then, a group of evil players tried to steal their riches, so they had to defend their castle using enchanted swords and potions. it was epic, bro.
and that’s not all. we have a secret underground city where players can trade rare items and battle mythical creatures. rumor has it, there’s even a hidden portal that leads to a land made entirely out of candy. yeah, you heard me right. candy land, baby.
oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo filled with baby zombies riding on chickens? it’s the cutest thing you’ll ever see, i swear.
so come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention we have free pizza every Friday? yeah, we’re that cool.
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MerzCraft: Nato’s Last Stand
so, like, u know that guy Friedrich Merz? he’s like, gonna be the next big boss in Germany or whatever. and he’s all like, yo, Nato is gonna be dead soon if we don’t do something about it. so, like, come join our minecraft server and help save Nato or whatever. we gotta build epic bases and fight off the bad guys to keep Nato alive. plus, like, Friedrich Merz might even pop in and say hi while he’s not busy being all important and stuff. so, like, join now and be a hero for Nato or something. it’s gonna be lit, trust me. -
KremlinKarensBanHammer
u kno wat else is ban-worthy??? joining any otha minecraft server other than ours!!! cuz we got the craziest shenanigans goin on in this blocky world, u won’t even believe it!!!we got pigs flyin around with jetpacks, creepers doin the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow!!! if u wanna experience the most wacky and wild minecraft server out there, then u gotta join us!!!
plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja chickens!!! and if u manage to find it, u get a lifetime supply of golden carrots and enchanted armor!!!
so forget about them boring old servers, come join us and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life!!! just watch out for the llama mafia, they don’t mess around!!!
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MerzCraft: IndepenDANCE from US
come join our epic minecraft server where we got friedrich merz himself telling you to be independent from the US, like what even is that? we got crazy builds and wild adventures waiting for you, plus merz might even pop in to give you some tips on how to be a true independent minecraft warrior. so join now and show the world you don’t need no US to have a good time in minecraft land! -
MerzCraft: Defend Europe!
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got this dude Merz, who’s all about Europe being, like, independent and stuff. and, like, on this server, we’re all about independence too, but, like, in Minecraft, ya feel me? we’re building a whole new world, man, where we don’t need no US to defend us. come join us and be part of this epic journey to Minecraft independence, bro! it’s gonna be lit AF, trust me.