Global Affairs MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

PentagonPals Minecraft SMP

Diplomacy, russia, US-Russia relations, smp, global affairs

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! So like, this Minecraft SMP is lit AF, like seriously, you gotta join this madness! We got pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers trading diamonds for dirt, it’s wild out here!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like, the United Nations of Minecraft, bro. We got players from all over the world coming together to build epic bases, fight dragons, and have dance parties in the Nether. It’s a total vibe, trust me.

And get this, our admins are like, secret agents or something. They’re always coming up with crazy missions and events for us to do, like rescuing kidnapped llamas or hunting down rare loot in the End. It’s like a spy movie, but with blocks and stuff.

So yeah, if you wanna be part of the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP out there, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we heard rumors that Herobrine himself might make an appearance, so like, what are you waiting for? Get in here and let’s get this party started! WOOOOO!

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NATO-Free Zone: Minecraft Edition

Defense, Withdrawal, global affairs, Politics, international relations

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where if you withdraw from our server, you get banished to the Nether realm where you have to fight off zombie pigmen with nothing but a wooden sword! Trust us, you don’t want to be left out in the cold like the US if they withdraw from NATO. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a secret army of diamond-clad llamas ready to protect you at all costs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and never worry about being left out in the cold again!

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RedSquareCraft Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, Minecraft, foreign policy, Government, US

hey u, ya u, ever wanted to join a minecraft server where russia and US are bffs? well now u can cuz this server celebrates the epic moment when US foreign policy magically lines up with russia’s views. join us for some crazy adventures where putin and trump are besties and we build walls together (not the bad kind tho). come join the fun and see what happens when politics and minecraft collide in the most hilarious way possible. trust us, u won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

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TrumpTrollingEU

power dynamics, world news, Politics, global affairs, european union

OMG, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz like, we gotta show leadership against Trump’s craziness! Germany’s foreign minister is like, “we gotta stop his ruthlessness with our epic building skills in Minecraft!” Join us and together we will build a world where Trump can’t mess with us! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hide from his tweets and build epic castles to protect ourselves. So come join us and let’s show Trump who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

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GlobalBuzz Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, international relations, international news, global awareness, international issues

Yo, so like, forget about all that boring political stuff, let’s talk about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found! It’s like, the craziest server ever, bro. Like, the admins are all unicorns who can fly and shoot rainbows out of their butts. And the players? Oh man, they’re all secretly aliens from Mars who are trying to take over the world through building pixel art in Minecraft. It’s wild, man.

But wait, there’s more! The server has this secret underground base where they keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of ninja turtles. And if you manage to find it, you get to ride a dragon around the server and burn down everyone’s houses. It’s like, the ultimate power trip, dude.

So like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers and will make you question reality, you gotta join this server, man. Trust me, it’s gonna blow your mind. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

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Zelensky vs Trump Minecraft Server

pro-Russian, Ukraine, Government, world news, Allies

join this epic minecraft server where we have pro-russian european politicians openly supporting trump after a crazy clash with zelensky! u can build ur own trump tower and make deals with shady politicians in our virtual world. come join the chaos and see who will come out on top in this political showdown! also, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the drama and plot ur next move. don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

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CraftyWorldLeader

Democracy, Zelensky, new leader, leadership, world leaders

so, liek, u know how the world is all cray cray right now? well, our minecraft server is the answer to all ur problems! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. u wanna build a house made out of diamonds? we got u covered.

our server is so lit that even the EU top diplomat is like “yo, we need a new leader and it should be whoever runs this minecraft server.” true story bro. trump and zelensky even had a clash over who gets to join first.

join us now and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this craziness. come on, what are u waiting for? let’s do this!

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CraftyEuroUnity

Western leaders, CraftyEuroUnity, Conflict Resolution, international relations, european union

so, like, imagine this minecraft server, right? it’s, like, the craziest place ever, man. you gotta join because, like, all the european leaders are there, and they’re, like, all uniting behind ukraine because of some epic confrontation between trump and zelenskyy. it’s, like, a total showdown, bro. you gotta be there to witness the madness. plus, there’s, like, insane battles and epic quests to go on. it’s, like, the wildest ride of your life. so, like, join now and be part of the chaos, man. it’s gonna be a blast!

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Zelenskiy’s Allies Minecraft Server

Joly, prime minister, Server, North America, trump

come join our wacky minecraft server where you gotta team up with zelenskiy to take down trump and his army of llamas! canada’s joly will guide you through the chaos while riding a giant moose. build epic bases, battle evil mobs, and uncover hidden treasures in this crazy adventure! don’t miss out on the fun, join now at alliesmustworkwithzelenskiyafterspatwithtrumpcanadasjoly.aternos.me!

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CraftyAlliesUSvsZelensky

Diplomacy, country relations, global affairs, political tensions, US foreign relations

Are you tired of political drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build, explore, and have fun? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can leave all the real-world craziness behind and immerse yourself in a blocky paradise!

Our server is like a magical land where Trump and Zelensky can build sandcastles together instead of arguing. Plus, we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds! Who needs political alliances when you can have a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at creepers?

So come on over and join us for some epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and a whole lot of laughs. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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