lol join this epic minecraft server where taiwan is donating 1.2 million dollars to kyiv through estonia!!! like what even is happening?? u gotta join to see the craziness unfold!! come build ur own virtual embassy and negotiate peace treaties with other players. who knows, maybe u can even start a virtual war and take over the server!! join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay ever!!
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TaiwanCraft: Kyiv Aid Fund
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BlockBuddiesCraft
COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE HAVE MORE SANCTIONS THAN THE U.S. AND JAPAN COMBINED!WE HAVE SANCTIONS ON EVERYTHING – NO DIAMONDS FOR YOU UNLESS YOU CAN DO THE MACARENA WHILE FIGHTING A CREEPER!
OUR SERVER IS SO STRICT, EVEN THE ENDER DRAGON HAS TO FILL OUT A PERMISSION SLIP BEFORE TAKING OFF!
JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH CRAZY RULES AND ABSURD SANCTIONS – YOU WON’T REGRET IT! (UNLESS YOU BREAK A RULE, THEN YOU MIGHT REGRET IT A LITTLE)
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CraftyTroops: PyongyangBound
LOL U GUYS, SO THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIT AF, LIKE NORTH KOREA LEVEL LIT. WE GOT KIM JONG-UN HIMSELF PLAYING ON HERE, BUILDING NUKES AND STUFF. HE PROMISED TO SEND TROOPS TO UKRAINE IN THE GAME WITHIN A MONTH, LIKE WHAT EVEN? JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY SH*T GO DOWN, WE GOT MISSILE LAUNCHES AND DIPLOMATIC DRAMA ALL IN ONE MINECRAFT SERVER. PLUS, WE GOT UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS, BECAUSE WHY THE HECK NOT? JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE MOST INSANE MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE. KIM JONG-UN APPROVES THIS MESSAGE.
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HaitiCraft Minecraft Server
hey u!! r u lookin for a minecraft server that is more lit than a creeper blowin up ur house? well u found it!! this server is so epic, even Kenya deployed police to Haiti just to come play on it!our server is so poppin, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. we got pig races every Saturday and the winner gets a diamond block! plus, our admins are so cool, they once tamed a pack of wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen.
join us now and experience the craziest, most fun minecraft server in the universe. trust us, u won’t regret it. come join the madness at Semafor!
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CraftyCommiesMC
so, like, this minecraft server is lit af, like seriously you gotta join cuz it’s like the wildest ride of your life. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha.one time, a player built a giant rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon, and when they got there they found a secret disco party with all the mobs busting a move.
also, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they throw the best parties, trust me.
plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, you’ll unlock superpowers and be able to shoot lasers out of your eyes.
so yeah, come join our minecraft server, it’s gonna blow your mind. and maybe your house up too, but that’s just part of the fun, right?
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CraftyCanuckRevolutionaries
so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where u can find a secret underground base run by the Canadian government and the Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps. they’re like, teaming up to take over the minecraft world and u gotta stop them before it’s too late. plus, there’s like, a secret treasure hidden in the base that will give u super powers and make u invincible. so, like, what are u waiting for? join now and save the world from the evil forces of canada and iran!
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CraftyConflictMC
come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than russia-ukraine war but with way more explosions and chaos! india is like “no way, i’m too busy playing on this server to endorse any boring summit statements!” we have epic factions fighting for control, insane pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where you can find the rarest loot. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!
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PutinCraft: US Rebuke of Hanoi
come join our epic minecraft server where putin and trump battle it out in a virtual world of blocks and pixels. witness the intense showdown between these two world leaders as they build their empires and wage war on each other. will putin conquer vietnam or will trump come out on top? join now to find out and be a part of the chaos and mayhem! trust us, you won’t want to miss this epic showdown on our server!
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CraftyChinaCosts
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and stuff. and, like, the other day, this player built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. it was, like, totally epic, dude.also, like, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. it’s, like, guarded by a dragon and a bunch of ninja pandas. so, like, if you wanna be a part of the coolest server ever, you gotta join us. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have a totally rad time together!
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NATOcraft: Spend & Defend!
LOL GUYSSSS, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got a record number of NATO allies hittin’ dat defense spending target, like WOAH. u know why? cuz we got a war goin’ on in Ukraine and we need all da help we can get, even from blocky characters like u. come on in and help us build some epic defenses to protect our virtual land from evil mobs and griefers. plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted goodies. join now or miss out on all da fun, broooooo. #minecraft4life #NATOstrong #warriorsunite