come join our epic minecraft server where putin himself welcomes you with open arms and celebrates your victories like pezeshkian winning the iran election! we promise that you and putin can coordinate efforts to build the most epic minecraft world ever seen! join now for a chance to be part of the most insane and hilarious adventures with putin and pezeshkian in minecraft!
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PezCraft Minecraft Server – Putin Approved!
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ZelenskyCraft: Trump’s War Plan?
so, like, ukraine’s zelensky is all like “yo, trump, tell me ur secrets for stoppin the war” and trump is all like “nah bro, i ain’t tellin u nuthin” and zelensky is all like “come on man, we can be besties and end this war together” but trump is just playin hard to get.so, like, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a minecraft server where there’s no wars or politics or any of that bs, then join our server! we got epic builds, crazy minigames, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.
plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once u get to know him. so come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together, cuz life’s too short to be caught up in all that political nonsense. let’s just mine, craft, and have a good time, ya feel me?
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CraftyZelenskyWarPlan
so like, u know how u always wanted to be a hero and stuff? well, this server is ur chance to be a hero and save the world from a crazy war with russia! join us and help zelensky make a super secret plan to end the war once and for all! u can build epic bases, fight off evil mobs, and maybe even become the ultimate peacekeeper in the minecraft universe. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of something totally insane and awesome!
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CraftyPutin’sBlockParty
so, liek, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u should! first of all, we have modi coming to visit russia for the first time since the invasion of ukraine. yea, u heard me right! modi is gonna be there, building houses and fighting off creepers like a pro.not only that, but we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. u wanna diamond sword? we got it. u wanna enchanted bow? we got it. u wanna potion of invisibility? we got it. u name it, we got it in our secret base.
oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of herobrine? yea, that’s right. he’s always lurking around, scaring the crap out of unsuspecting players. but don’t worry, he’s actually pretty chill once u get to know him.
so, what are u waiting for? come join our epic minecraft server and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, u won’t regret it.
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MissileCraft Server: Putin’s Production
lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we got banned missiles and putin is like “we need to start producing dem missiles” so u know it’s gonna be lit. we got crazy pvp battles with explosive missiles flying everywhere, u gotta dodge and weave like a ninja to survive. plus, we got secret underground bases where u can hide from the missile madness and plot ur revenge. join now for a wild ride u won’t forget!
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RedWhiteAndBlueCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we thrive on chaos and absurdity just like Russia declaring the U.S. a state enemy! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive PvP battles, where you can unleash your inner spy and infiltrate enemy bases with stealthy maneuvers. Who knows, you might even uncover top-secret government documents hidden within the blocks of our virtual world. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just remember, trust no one…especially those sneaky Russian players.
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NATOcraft: USA vs. Armenia vs. Azerbaijan
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A FREAKIN’ NATO SUMMIT GOIN’ ON, Y’ALL! WE GOT ARMENIA AND AZERBAIJAN UP IN HERE, BUILDIN’ PIXELATED PEACE TREATIES AND FIGHTIN’ CREEPERS TOGETHER! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE IF YOU CAN BUILD A BLOCKY ALLIANCE THAT CAN STAND THE TEST OF TIME! #BLOCKDIPLOMACY #CREEPERPEACE #MINECRAFTNATO
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Oligarch-Free Zone Minecraft Server
yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got russian oligarchs runnin’ wild in da game, causin’ chaos and makin’ it rain diamonds everywhere. u gotta help zelenskyy stop ’em by joinin’ our server and showin’ ’em who’s boss. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a dragon named vladimir. so come on and join the fun, help save the minecraft world from those pesky oligarchs!
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CraftyKremlin Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than S. Korea and Russia! we warn russia not to make mistake of not joining our server, cuz we got all the arms supply you could ever dream of in minecraft!we got epic battles, like when a creeper tried to take over the server but we fought back with our diamond swords and saved the day! you don’t wanna miss out on all the action and fun we have here.
plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never feel alone in the minecraft world. we got players from all over the globe, just like S. Korea and Russia, but way more friendly and welcoming.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and be a part of the most insane minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! trust us, you won’t regret it.
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KremlinCraft: East vs West
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than russia and the west combined! the kremlin is shook by the chaos we have going on here. we have so much fun that even putin wants to join in on the action. build your own russian empire or team up with the west to take down the competition. who needs international relations when you can have blocky battles and epic adventures in our server? join now before we start world war 3, but in minecraft form. #minecraftdiplomacy #putinapproved