Global Affairs Minecraft Servers (Page 27)

KurskCraft: Danish Approval Edition
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So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the government of Denmark is like, totally cool with Ukraine attacking Russia? Yeah, that’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll find on our server!
Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes! Our community is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us!
Plus, our staff team is made up of actual wizards who can grant your every wish (as long as it involves building epic structures and trolling your friends).
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this party started!

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RedstoneRumble
aggressionMilitaryRETALIATIONrussiaZelensky
haha u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got crazier wars dan russia bro!! zelensky is like “yo russia u messed up now u gonna get it in minecraft” lol join us for epic battles and crazy adventures!! build ur own base and defend it from zombie putin and his army of creepers haha!! u won’t find dis kind of action anywhere else, so join now and let’s show russia who’s boss in minecraft world!! 🤣🔥🚀

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KremlinCraft: AdSense Shutdown Special
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so like, u know how google is always doin’ stuff and then changin’ their minds? well, this time they straight up shut down AdSense in russia! like, can u imagine the chaos? but guess what, we got the inside scoop on why this happened. apparently, the kremlin was like, “hey google, we don’t like how u doin’ business here,” and google was like, “peace out, russia!” but don’t worry, we got a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the kremlin can’t shut us down. join us for some epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a run-in with a russian spy or two. come on, what are u waitin’ for? join now before the kremlin comes knockin’ on our virtual door!

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RussianRiot Minecraft Server
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so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, bro. like, russia was all like “yo, we just wanna chill and build stuff in peace, man” and then boom, they got invaded. but not on this server, yo. on this server, you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about some random invader ruining your vibe, dude.
join us for some epic building battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions (but, like, the good kind). we’ve got a community that’s as tight as a creeper’s grip on your diamond stash, so come on in and make some new friends. plus, our admins are like, super cool and totally won’t ban you for accidentally setting fire to the village (again).
so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on the server where even russia would feel safe from invasion. trust us, you won’t regret it. (unless you forget to bring snacks, then you might regret it a little bit).

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Blocky Bananza Minecraft Server
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come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting executed is your boring old survival world! we got mass executions happening left and right, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. 36 players executed in the last 24 hours alone, talk about a kill streak!
join us for some killer pvp action, where you can take out your enemies in style. watch out for the islamic republic, they’re on a rampage and ready to take down anyone in their path. but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of weapons and armor to help you survive the chaos.
so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see if you can survive the ultimate killing spree. who knows, you might just come out on top as the last player standing. see you on the battlefield, and remember, it’s all just a game…or is it?

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MissileCraft: MidEast Mayhem
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Yo, so like, this server is lit af cuz we got more missile defense warships than the US in the Middle East! Join us and be protected from any creeper attacks or zombie invasions. Our ships are armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows to keep you safe while you mine and build your epic creations. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can chill with other players and plot world domination. So come join us and sail the high seas of Minecraft madness!

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CraftyKremlinWarriors
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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, come join our server where the Kremlin is pushing Tehran to go all out crazy against Israel! We’ve got new strategies that will blow your mind, like building giant potato cannons to shoot at your enemies or riding on flying pigs into battle. Plus, our admin is a real-life wizard who can turn your pickaxe into a lightsaber. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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CraftyPakiSupplyIranArms
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LOL this server is like if Pakistan and Iran had a baby and that baby was a Minecraft server! We got weapons, we got alliances, we got drama at the OIC meeting! Join us for a wild ride of political intrigue and explosive battles. Who needs peace when you can have chaos and fun on this server? Come join us and be part of the madness!

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CraftyCreeperCentral
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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than the US and Iran combined! we have players from all over the world sending messages to each other not to escalate at ‘critical moments’ in the game. but don’t worry, our admins are always there to keep the peace and make sure things don’t get too out of hand. plus, our world is so big, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle east yourself! so come join us for some crazy fun and intense moments, you won’t regret it!

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Pharaohs vs. Putin’s Army
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come join our epic minecraft server where egyptians recruited by russia are fighting in kharkiv oblast! why? because the pharaohs have risen from the dead and are leading the charge against the creepers and zombies! build your own pyramid base and team up with the mummies for some epic battles! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold guarded by a giant scarab beetle boss! join now for the craziest adventure of your minecraft life!

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