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CraftyCommiesMC
come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of kim jong un and ride llamas into battle against evil villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and gold we find, guarded by a team of ninja pandas. plus, we have a special event every friday where we reenact famous historical battles using only chickens and TNT. come join us and stick it to the man like china sticking it to the US sanctions! -
ModiCraft: Peace Pals United
so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got mods that are like, besties with each other, ready to bring peace and harmony to the land of blocky goodness. like, Modi and Zelenskiy are gonna be building epic structures together, like BFFs, man. come join us and be part of this epic bromance, bro. we promise you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and friendship, then maybe you will. but who hates fun and friendship, amirite? come on, join us and let’s build a world of peace and love, one block at a time. -
LNGShadowFleetCraft
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we target russia’s lng ‘shadow fleet’ in a totally sweeping new sanctions package!! like, who even knew minecraft could be so political?? but trust us, you wanna be a part of this action-packed server where we take down those sneaky shadow ships with our diamond swords and TNT cannons. plus, rumor has it there’s hidden treasure on board those ships that you can loot and become the richest player on the server. so what are you waiting for?? join now and let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft! -
CraftyModiZelenskyWarHub
so, liek, this server is da bomb dot com, u gotta join cuz we got modi and zelensky playin minecraft together, can u believe it?? they put aside their diffrences in da russia-ukraine war just to build some epic builds and have a hug and handshake in minecraft! if they can do it, u can too! come join us for some peace, love, and creepers blowin up ur stuff! it’s gonna be a blast, literally! -
CeasefireCraft2021
haha so like this server is the bomb diggity, just like biden telling netanyahu to chill with the war and stuff. we got so much craziness happening, you won’t even believe it. like, there’s this secret underground base where all the chickens are actually aliens plotting to take over the world. and don’t even get me started on the giant talking mushrooms that give out free diamonds if you tell them a good joke.oh, and did i mention the roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i swear. plus, our community is like a big happy family, except uncle bob keeps blowing up everyone’s houses with tnt. but it’s all in good fun, right?
so come join us on this wild ride of a server, where anything can happen and nothing is off limits. who needs a ceasefire when you can have this much chaos and fun? let’s goooooo!
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NukeCraft: China Concerned!
LOL THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC YOU GOTTA JOIN BECAUSE CHINA IS LIKE “SERIOUSLY CONCERNED” ABOUT US NUCLEAR STUFF BUT WHO CARES ABOUT THAT WHEN YOU CAN JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT NUCLEAR REACTOR MADE OUT OF DIAMOND BLOCKS?!WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, PIGS THAT FLY ON RAINBOWS, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMOND ARMOR AND GOLDEN APPLES.
PLUS, OUR MODS ARE LITERALLY UNICORNS THAT SHOOT RAINBOWS OUT OF THEIR HOOVES AND HELP YOU BUILD EPIC CASTLES MADE OUT OF CHEESE.
JOIN NOW BEFORE THE ALIENS INVADE AND TURN EVERYTHING INTO JELLO! #CHINACANTSTOPUS #NUCLEARCREEPERS #UNICORNMODS
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AbsurdCraftNY: Russian Invasion vs Ukrainian Defense
Yo, you gotta join dis server cuz we got Russian Armed Forces takin’ over New York and Ukrainian soldiers fightin’ back in Absurdity! It’s like a crazy war zone up in here, with explosions and battles happenin’ all over da place.But don’t worry, we also got unicorns flyin’ around and rainin’ down diamonds on ya. Plus, our admins are like magical wizards who can grant you any wish you want in da game.
So come join us and be part of da most insane Minecraft server ever! Who needs reality when you got all dis craziness goin’ on in here? Let’s goooooo!
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NATOcraft: Putin’s Pet Peeve
So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where Ukraine is, like, trying to join NATO but Russia is all up in their grill, right? And the Czech president is all like, “NATO can totally accept Ukraine even if Russia is only partially occupying them, no biggie.”Join our server for the most epic geopolitical drama you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! Will Ukraine make it into NATO? Will Russia back off? Will the Czech president start a dance party to celebrate? WHO KNOWS, MAN.
But one thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on all the crazy shenanigans happening on this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures!
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FrozenAssetMC Server
so like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna save the world? well, this server is the answer to ur prayers, bro! we r using all the money we make from frozen russian assets to buy ammunition for ukraine! join us and help make a difference while also building epic structures and fighting off creepers! plus, u might even get to meet a real life superhero who will give u special powers in the game! come on, what r u waiting for? join now and be a part of something truly epic! -
Hostage Hotties: No UN Standards
come join our epic minecraft server where female hostages are treated like queens! our server is so lit that even the israeli foreign ministry is slamming us for our double standard of treating female hostages like royalty. we don’t discriminate here, everyone is welcome to join our crazy adventures and build epic creations. plus, we have unicorns roaming around the server and leprechauns handing out diamonds like candy. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself!