so, like, have u ever wanted to be a part of a minecraft server that is so lit, even trump would wanna play on it? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity! we got creeper explosions that are yuge, just like trump’s hands. u can build a wall around ur base to keep out all the haters, just like trump wants to do with mexico. and if u ever feel like starting a war, just remember, trump would totally approve cuz he’s all about that conflict. so come join us on this server and make minecraft great again! #buildawall #trumpapproved
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UkraineCraft: Trump Edition
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MissileCraft Server – Threatening Europe!
so like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but also be part of a crazy political drama? well, this server is the place for u! join us and be part of the epic battle between Iran and Europe over missiles going to Russia. who knew minecraft could be so intense, right? come build ur base, make alliances, and maybe even start a war. it’s all fun and games until someone launches a missile in ur direction. so come on, join us and see if u can survive the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, literally.
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Putin’s Block Party
so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta know that we got connections with putin himself. yea, that’s right, we’re like besties with the big man in russia.when u join our server, u basically become part of putin’s inner circle. he sends u gifts, like diamond swords and enchanted armor. and if u ever need help in the game, he’s just a chat message away.
plus, all the other players on the server are world leaders too. imagine playing minecraft with trump, kim jong un, and merkel. it’s like a virtual united nations meeting, but with creepers and zombies instead of boring speeches.
so, if u wanna be part of this exclusive club, join our server now. putin is waiting for u to show off ur building skills and conquer the virtual world together. #putinsminecraftcrew
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PixelPutinCraft
so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you know? it’s like the Malaysian PM praising Putin kind of level of awesome. we got all the cool stuff you could ever want in a Minecraft server and more.if you join, you’ll be praised like Putin by the Malaysian PM himself. imagine that kind of recognition in the Minecraft world, it’s like being a celebrity but in block form.
we pledge to make your Minecraft experience closer to perfection than ever before. you’ll be treated like royalty, with all the diamonds and enchanted gear you could ever dream of.
so come join us, and let’s make Minecraft great again. together, we can conquer the virtual world and show everyone what true determination looks like. let’s do this!
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BrickCraft: Putin’s Invite Declined
so, like, this server is so lit that even the serbian president turned down putin just to play on it. like, can you believe that? putin was all like, “yo, come to my brics summit” and the serbian president was all like, “nah, sorry dude, gotta build my epic castle on this minecraft server.”and like, the reason why everyone wants to join is because the mobs are like, super chill and just wanna hang out. like, the creepers are all like, “hey man, can i help you build that house?” and the zombies are all like, “yo, let’s have a dance party instead of attacking you.”
plus, there’s this secret underground city where all the villagers throw crazy parties and trade rare items for emeralds. it’s like, the coolest place ever.
so yeah, if you wanna have a blast and hang out with the serbian president (in spirit), you gotta join this server. it’s the bomb dot com, for real.
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VladivostokCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where putin himself has arrived in vladivostok after using mongolia visit to demonstrate impunity!! if putin is playing minecraft, you know it’s gotta be lit 🔥🔥🔥we have crazy events like building a giant statue of putin in the spawn area and having a “dance-off” competition where the winner gets to be putin’s right-hand man in the game 🕺💃
plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden bunker in the server, you’ll discover putin’s stash of diamonds and emeralds worth millions 💎💰
so what are you waiting for?? come join our server and experience the madness for yourself! putin approves 👍🇷🇺
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NatoTurkeyG7RivalJoin
so like, imagine a minecraft server where turkeys are like, applying to be in nato but they’re all like “nah, we wanna join russia’s G7 rival instead!” like, what even is happening in this world, man? come join our server where turkeys are making international political moves and causing chaos everywhere. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next turkey ambassador to russia or something. it’s a wild ride, dude. come join us and see what the cluck is going on!
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CraftyPutinGamer
So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, you know? Like, we got llamas riding pigs, and chickens wearing diamond armor. It’s, like, totally cray cray up in here.We got this one player who built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of nothing but dirt blocks. And, get this, it actually looks legit! Like, how does that even happen?
And, like, if you join the server, you get a free pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs. It’s, like, the most epic thing ever. Plus, there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and, like, a million creepers ready to explode your face off.
So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? It’s, like, the coolest place in all of Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the llama-pig cavalry, they mean business.
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PutinCraft: Mercenary Madness
come join our epic minecraft server where we have 2 mercenaries who fought for Ukraine but now they’re in Russia thanks to Maduro’s gift to Putin. if that ain’t crazy enough to make you wanna join, then i don’t know what will! imagine the wild adventures you’ll have with these hardcore fighters on our server. build, battle, and conquer with these badasses by your side. don’t miss out on the chaos, join now and be a part of the madness!
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PutinCraft: ICC Edition
come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret mission to arrest putin if he ever decides to visit! we have a team of highly trained minecraft players ready to take on the challenge and bring justice to the world. but beware, putin may have some tricks up his sleeve, like building a giant fortress out of diamonds and obsidian! so grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to take down the notorious russian leader in the world of minecraft!