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  • CraftyArmeniaUS2021

    CraftyArmeniaUS2021
    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, even the president is talking about it? well, look no further cuz we got u covered, bro! this server is like the ultimate place to be, we got pigs flying, diamonds raining from the sky, and even herobrine himself making guest appearances!

    u know it’s gonna be lit when the US and Armenia are teaming up to make this server a strategic partnership. biden himself is like, “yo, this server is the bomb dot com, u gotta check it out!”

    join us now for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few secret treasure hunts. don’t miss out on the fun, cuz this server is where it’s at, my dudes!

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  • MidEastMayhem Minecraft Server

    MidEastMayhem Minecraft Server
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, the US is so hands-off in the Middle East that they be playin Minecraft instead of dealin with all that drama. like, u can build ur own virtual oasis in the desert and trade diamonds for oil with other players. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where u can hide from creepers and zombies while u plot ur world domination. join now before the US decides to actually do something in the Middle East and ruins all the fun!

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  • CraftyCreeperWars

    CraftyCreeperWars
    yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the ammunition from india enters ukraine and raises russian ire! why is this happening in minecraft you ask? well let me tell you a crazy story.

    so basically, our server is set in a parallel universe where india and ukraine are at war over who has the best curry recipe. and the russians are just chilling, getting mad because they want some curry too.

    but don’t worry, you can join the fun and help either side by building epic curry restaurants or crafting insane weapons to defend your favorite spice.

    so come on down and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen! plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. what more could you ask for?

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  • CraftyCows Minecraft Server

    CraftyCows Minecraft Server
    so, like, u know how some servers are just, like, meh? well, not this one, bro. this server is, like, the holy grail of minecraft servers. why, u ask? well, let me tell u a little story.

    once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became a legend. they built a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds. but get this, the llama statue actually came to life and started roaming around the server, spreading joy and happiness to all who crossed its path.

    and that’s not even the craziest part. there’s a secret hidden dungeon on the server where players can battle zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens. yeah, u heard me right. giant. chickens. and if u defeat them, u get a magical sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s, like, totally epic.

    so, if u want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft server out there, then u gotta join us. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have, like, unlimited cake. so, what are u waiting for? come join the fun!

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  • RedLineRumble Minecraft Server

    RedLineRumble Minecraft Server
    lol imagine a world where nato secretary general is like nah putin we ain’t scared of your red lines we gonna keep on strikin ukraine like it’s our job. come join our minecraft server where we take on putin and his crazy red lines with our long-range strikes and epic battles. we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret portal to the moon where we battle space aliens. join us and show putin who’s boss in this wacky world of minecraft madness.

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  • NATOcraft: Strike & Build in Putin’s Backyard

    NATOcraft: Strike & Build in Putin’s Backyard
    So, like, you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, right? Well let me tell ya, it’s like a war zone up in here! Trudeau be all like “Ukraine gonna strike deep into Russia with NATO arms” and Putin be like “war is comin’!” But don’t worry, on dis server, you can build epic bases and defend against crazy attacks from other players. Join now and be part of the chaos, cuz why not? It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

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  • Putin’s YawnCraft Defense

    Putin’s YawnCraft Defense
    so, like, u know how germany’s defense minister was all like, yawn to putin’s war threat? well, that’s basically how we feel about boring minecraft servers. come join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admins are actually unicorns in disguise, so you know it’s gonna be lit. don’t be a snooze fest like putin, come join the fun!

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  • PixelPatriots: No Decisions, Just Long-Range Strikes

    PixelPatriots: No Decisions, Just Long-Range Strikes
    so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got this epic battle goin’ on between US and Britain, but, like, they keep postponin’ their decision on long-range strikes. it’s like a soap opera, but with TNT and creepers, ya know?

    join this server if you wanna see some crazy shenanigans go down. like, one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken and everyone thought it was a secret government message. it was wild, man.

    plus, we have the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. like, one time, someone built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks. it was so shiny, it blinded half the server.

    so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s full of surprises and non-stop action, then come on over. just watch out for those sneaky griefers, they’ll try to blow up your stuff faster than you can say “creeper”.

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  • KremlinCraft: Spreading Disinfo in Style

    KremlinCraft: Spreading Disinfo in Style
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have secret connections with the kremlin and russia’s RT network to spread disinformation about the game! want to know the best mining spots? we’ll tell you the wrong ones! looking for rare items? we’ll send you on a wild goose chase! join us for a chaotic and unpredictable experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about minecraft. plus, our admin team is made up of actual russian spies so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

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  • PutinCraft: No Missile Restrictions! Minecraft Server

    PutinCraft: No Missile Restrictions! Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have putin as our honorary guest! he will personally ban anyone who doesn’t follow the rules, because he’s a pro at keeping things in line. plus, if you join, you’ll be part of our secret alliance with russia and nato, where we battle it out in epic wars that will leave you on the edge of your seat. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the chaos and mayhem that happens on our server. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some insane adventures!

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