Global Affairs MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyPatriot Minecraft Server

SECURITY, Server, decision, CraftyPatriot, military exercises

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Well, let me tell you why you should join us!

First off, our server is run by a team of highly trained unicorns who will guide you through the magical world of blocks and creepers. They will protect you from any griefers and make sure you have the best time ever!

Secondly, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg! Only the bravest players can find it and claim the treasures within.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to it. Defeat the Ender Chicken and you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most insane adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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Trump’s Minecraft Server: Nonreciprocal Pact

trump, strategic partnership, Trumps, international diplomacy, military presence

so like, u know how trump is all like “wah wah wah, japan not givin us enough security” well guess what, on this server, we got the best security pact EVER. like, our mods are always on patrol, making sure no creepers blow up ur stuff. and u know what else? the japan players on our server are super nice and always sharing their diamonds and stuff. so come join us and experience the most reciprocal security pact in minecraft history. trust me, u won’t regret it!

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UkraineCraft Server: Trump’s Toughest Challenge

trump, Conflict, UkraineCraft, eastern europe, Ukraine

so, like, u know how trump is always talkin bout russia and stuff, well turns out ukraine is, like, even harder to deal with, man. but, like, on this minecraft server, ukraine is, like, the easiest thing ever. u can build ur own wall to keep out all the ukrainians, or u can, like, make friends with them and trade resources. it’s a crazy world out there, man. come join us and see for urself. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the next president of minecraftia. lol.

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SunakCraft Minecraft Server

foreign policy, Politics, global affairs, diplomatic relations, SunakCraft

lol come join this epic minecraft server where we slam Trump’s treatment of Zelenskyy just like UK’s Sunak! we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and chickens laying diamond eggs! if you join now, you’ll get a pet creeper that gives hugs instead of explosions! plus, our admin once defeated the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword and a carrot. don’t miss out on the craziest adventures and the dankest memes on this server! join now or forever be stuck in the boring world of reality!

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ChinaCraft: U.N. Edition Minecraft Server

China, America First, Clout, united nations, Diplomacy

come join the most epic minecraft server ever, where we have more power than china at the U.N. and we fill the void left by trump’s ‘america first’ nonsense. we have so much clout, even the creepers are scared of us.

our server is so lit, we have diamonds for days and our players are like the avengers, but with pickaxes instead of superpowers. join us and become a legend in the minecraft world, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

so what are you waiting for? join now and show the world that our server is the true superpower of minecraft. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun).

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RedstoneRelations Minecraft Server

Politics, Russia sanctions, Minecraft, international diplomacy, foreign affairs

so, liek, this server is da bomb diggity, ya know? we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. if u join, u get a free pet llama that spits diamonds. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party with skeletons as the DJs?

but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even Russia wants to normalise ties with us. they said they’ll only lift sanctions on Moscow if we let them join our epic Minecraft world. so come on, join us and be part of the most outrageous server in the universe. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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CraftyUkraine Minecraft Server

military assistance, Surprising, Washington, CraftyUkraine, diplomatic relations

so, like, u know how washington was all like “nah, we ain’t givin ukraine any more aid”? well, europe was all like “oh no u didn’t!” and lithuania was like “we gonna do somethin bout this!”

come join our minecraft server where we reenact this epic battle of aid and response! build your own lithuanian castle and defend it against the evil washingtonians! team up with your friends to take down the aid-halting oppressors!

we have custom weapons and armor, crazy events like aid drop battles and diplomatic negotiations, and even a secret underground bunker where u can plot ur next move. join now and be a part of the most epic minecraft server battle in history!

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JD’s Minecraft Peace Quest

Peace, Ukraine, Quest, peace talks, peace agreement

so, like, have you heard about this totally epic Minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. like, there’s this one time where a bunch of pigs started flying and shooting lasers out of their eyes. it was insane, bro.

and get this, there’s this secret underground city where all the villagers wear top hats and monocles. they have tea parties every day and ride around on giant chickens. it’s wild, man.

oh, and did i mention the diamond mine that’s guarded by a pack of ninja llamas? yeah, you heard me right. ninja llamas. they’ll karate chop anyone who tries to steal the diamonds. it’s hilarious.

so, like, if you wanna join this crazy Minecraft server and experience all the madness for yourself, then come on over. you won’t regret it, i promise. plus, who needs peace in Ukraine when you can have this much fun, am i right?

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Zelenskiy’s Trumped Up Minecraft Server

Geopolitics, foreign policy, Government, Zelenskiys, Zelenskiy

so, like, u know that time when trump was all like “hey zelenskiy, do me a solid and investigate biden”? well, that was like sooo crazy, right? but get this, it totally made taiwan be all like “whoa, maybe we should rethink our whole strategy with the US, man”. like, they were shooketh to the core, dude.

if u wanna escape all that political drama and just have a good time, then u gotta join this minecraft server, bro. we got pigs that can fly, cows that do the macarena, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes. it’s like a whole new world of wackiness, man.

plus, we have this epic quest where u gotta find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness. legend has it that whoever wields it will have the power to turn all the zombies into dancing unicorns. how rad is that, dude?

so come on down to our server, where the only thing blowing up is the minds of our players with pure, unadulterated fun. join now and let the craziness begin!

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TroopsDownUnderCraft

peacekeeping mission, International cooperation, military deployment, Ukraine, Troops

lol u kno wat wud b more fun than sending troops to ukrane? joining our epic minecraft server! we got so much action goin on u wont even miss the war. we got creepers blowin up ur house, zombies chasin u down, and skeletons shootin u from afar. its a war zone but wit blocks! plus, our admin is a former australian special forces soldier so u kno u in good hands. join now and let the blocky chaos begin!

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