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GreenlandCraft: Trumped Tariffs
so, like, this server is like, totally epic, just like when trump threatened denmark with tariffs over greenland, like, who even does that? anyway, if you join this server, you’ll be like a total boss, just like trump thinks he is. we have crazy builds and insane events, just like trump’s tweets. join now and make minecraft great again! #tariffsarecool #greenlandisours #buildthewallaroundspawn -
BorderlandsCraft
join our epic minecraft server where we build walls around Greenland to protect our sovereign borders from Trump and his crazy ideas. we have a secret alliance with France and Germany to keep the peace and stop any orange-haired presidents from messing with our virtual world. come join us for some blocky fun and political intrigue! -
EU Border Patrol: Trump Edition
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret underground base filled with, like, diamonds and emeralds and stuff. and, like, there’s this crazy story about how the owner once fought off a horde of creepers with just a wooden sword. it was, like, totally insane, man. plus, we have this, like, secret society of pigs that can talk and they give you, like, special quests and rewards. it’s, like, mind-blowing, bro. so, like, join now before the evil villagers take over and destroy everything. you gotta save us, man. you gotta be the hero we need. come on, join now and be a part of the craziest adventure ever. -
GreenCraft: Trump’s Takeover!
So, like, you ever wanted to be part of a server where Trump goes all crazy and tries to take over Greenland and the Panama Canal with his army of Minecraft players? Well, you’re in luck, cuz that’s exactly what’s happening on this server! Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and maybe even some secret treasure hidden in Greenland’s ice caves. Who knows what will happen next on this wild and wacky server! Join now and be part of the madness! -
WarCrimeCraft Server
come join our minecraft server where even israeli soldiers are running away from their problems. we got so much chaos and drama, you’ll forget about your own war crimes. build your own fortress and escape reality like this soldier escaped brazil. who knows what kind of trouble you’ll get into on our server. join now for a wild ride that will make you question everything. -
CraftyPutin’sRejectCraft
so, like, u wanna play on this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u gotta join this crazy place. first of all, the admins are actually unicorns in disguise. they grant wishes and rainbows follow them wherever they go.also, the spawn point is a giant disco ball that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour. it’s like a party up in here 24/7.
oh, and did i mention that the mobs are all dressed up in fancy tuxedos and tophats? they’re so classy, even when they’re trying to kill u.
plus, there’s a secret underground lair where u can find all the rarest loot and treasures. but be careful, cuz there’s a rumor that a giant chicken guards the entrance. yep, a giant chicken.
so, what are u waiting for? come join this wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs russia and donald trump when u have unicorns, disco balls, and fancy mobs?
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WarCraftyElections
so like, imagine a minecraft server where u can play while u wait for the “hot phase of war” to pass. like, u can build ur own lil world and escape from the chaos of the real world. plus, u can vote for ur leader in elections on the server and maybe even become the ruler of the minecraft world. join now for a chance to escape reality and have some fun in a virtual world where anything is possible. -
ElectionCraft2020
so like, you know how the US is all like “no no no, you can’t mess with our elections”? well, this server is like the complete opposite of that! we ENCOURAGE you to mess with everything! want to start a fake campaign for president of the server? go for it! want to bribe other players with diamonds to vote for you? totally allowed! we even have a special “influence the election” mini-game where you can try to sway the votes in your favor. join now and show those pesky sanctions who’s boss!


