Global Affairs MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

PixelPalsCraft

economic support, restrictions, international relations, egypt, aid programs

lol u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we give out diamonds like they’re candy on halloween? well u better hop on quick cuz we got a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that make u invincible for 69 minutes (nice). plus, we got a roller coaster made entirely out of obsidian that takes u on a wild ride through the nether.

oh and did i mention we have a pet creeper named bob who loves to blow stuff up but only in designated areas so don’t worry about your precious builds getting wrecked. join us now and experience the madness for yourself, just make sure to bring your sense of humor cuz things get wacky around here.

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CraftyCrisisDanemark

international relations, phone call, Government, crisis mode, Politics

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz, like, denmark is in, like, CRISIS mode after a terrible phone call with trump about greenland. like, can you even imagine? it’s, like, so crazy, man. but, like, on this server, we don’t have any trump drama, just good vibes and epic builds. so, like, come join us and escape the chaos of the real world. plus, we have, like, a secret underground base filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, you heard me right, UNICORNS. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s build some crazy stuff together, bro.

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CraftyPutin’sUltimatum

Diplomacy, geopolitical issues, russia, sanctions, Moscow

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant russian monuments and troll trump supporters with sanctions and ultimatums lmao. we have a secret room filled with vodka and caviar for all our players to enjoy while we discuss ‘mutually respectful’ talks about world domination. plus, our admin is actually putin in disguise so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. join now for the ultimate russian minecraft experience, comrade!

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NukeCraftAsiaAlarm

nuclear power, Military, international relations, Diplomacy, foreign policy

lol, u know what else is a nuclear power? dis minecraft server! join us for some explosive fun and chaos! we got creepers that explode like fireworks and pigs that shoot lasers out their eyes! u never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next on dis server. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. come join us before Kim Jong-un tries to nuke us too!

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PutinCraft: Deal or Sanctions

global affairs, trump, Négotiation, international relations, PutinCraft

so, like, u know how trump be all like “putin, make deal now or else!” well, u should totally join this minecraft server cuz we got deals for days, bro. like, u wanna trade some diamonds for some enchanted armor? we got u covered. plus, if u don’t join, u might face tougher sanctions, like having to build a house out of dirt or something. so, like, come on and join the fun, before trump and putin come knocking on ur door demanding u make a deal. lolz.

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ZeleCraft: Trump Troop Trouble

peace talks, Ukraine, foreign policy, trump, political leaders

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. We got, like, unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs everywhere, man. And get this, the president of Ukraine, Zelenskiy, he’s like besties with Trump and they’re all like, “Yo, we need US troops on this server to, like, secure peace and stuff.” Can you imagine, bro? US troops in Minecraft, fighting off creepers and zombies to bring peace to the land. It’s, like, the most insane thing ever, dude. You gotta join this server, man, it’s gonna be lit AF. Peace out, homies!

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CraftySyriaMC Server

political decision, naval power, security agreements, Syria-Russia Relations, global affairs

lol come join our minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! we got players from all over the world, even from syria and russia! but don’t worry, we promise no naval bases will be terminated here 😂

our server is so lit, we have epic battles that make syria and russia look like child’s play. imagine fighting off creepers and zombies while dodging lava pits and TNT explosions! it’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

join us for a crazy adventure, where anything can happen. who knows, maybe you’ll even become the ruler of the server and have your own army of loyal players at your command. so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos and let’s have some fun! 💥🔥🎮

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EuroCraft: Trumped Out!

Trumped, diplomatic solutions, America, transatlantic relations., international relations

so, like, u know how trump is all like “america first” and stuff? well, the eu is like “we have other options, bro” and they’re not messin around. they got their own minecraft server and it’s lit af. like, they got unicorns and rainbows and all that good stuff. plus, if u join, u get a free pet dragon that farts glitter. no joke. and the best part is, u get to build a wall around ur house to keep out all the haters. so come join us on the eu’s minecraft server and show trump’s america that we don’t need them. we got our own options, yo.

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CommieCraft Minecraft Server

CommieCraft, confiscate assets, diplomatic tensions, economic warfare, asset seizure

OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the Russia of servers, gonna confiscate all the assets of ‘unfriendly’ players! Like, imagine getting your diamonds taken away just cuz u didn’t say hi in the chat, lolz. But don’t worry, we also have a secret underground bunker where we hide all the stolen loot, so u can try to sneak in and reclaim your stuff. It’s like a spy thriller but with blocks and creepers, so epic! Join now before Putin himself bans u from playing, hahaha.

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PanamaCraft Minecraft Server

Warning, central america, Russia warns, territorial dispute, power struggle

so, like, u know how russia is all like, “yo trump, don’t even THINK about takin’ the panama canal”? well, on this server, we got a whole buncha canals for u to seize! we got canals made of DIAMONDS, canals filled with LAVA, canals that lead to a secret underwater base where u can find the lost city of ATLANTIS! join our server and show russia who’s boss by seizing all the canals u want! #canalseizure2020 #minecraftmadness

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